Honorius
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Edit: Wow, this post...Just made most viral. Everyone drop the copypasta. We're going all night. The cause is just.
Nov 1, 2017 8:34 AM
Honorius
165489
3266
95
Edit: Wow, this post...Just made most viral. Everyone drop the copypasta. We're going all night. The cause is just.
BewilderedBeaver
Hairs brush, shoes polish, photos album, bubble gums dispenser, ...
TotallyNotYourCat
Everyone should repost this to them.
CaelonGmail
Blocked? Man. That bites.
mcginger72
You put Foot cream on your feet for athletes Foot, Hand sanitizer on your hands, and you put Tooth paste on your Tooth brush for your teeth.
TheDudeReturns1
We should all remind them of teethpaste.
HorsefaceBeeguy
mjewl
dental lotion*
AdmJota
Yeah, I'll just put the teethpaste here on the bathroom shelf next to my hairsbrush and my nailsfile.
baturro
I wonder what everyone should do.
Th3D3generate
Definitely not repost this to them.
ProxyPlayerHD
why is it pronounced "Fier" but written "Fire", because words like "Meter" and "Center" are pronounced the same
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Repost this to them, everyone should.
Honorius
mmaatt8
Everyone should repost this to them
notdavis
B/c English. We don't use dishessoap or type keys on keysboards or put books on booksscases
Honorius
You speak logic, but the cause is just
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Says yous
Model506
Toothspaste
Zetor
Everyone should repost this to them.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
#EveryDropCounts ? That is one of the motto's for the Catholic Church, too.
UnknownSquid
Frivolously blocking people for casual inoffensive jokes? That's not exactly good PR. Lighten up Colgate.
AwkwardGirl4691
why did they block him for that?
Honorius
Fear of the truth
AwkwardGirl4691
oh lmao xD
SuspiciousCharacter
Everyone should repost this to them.
kickarr
All teeth matter
Rifneno
Apparently Colgate knows better than to engage someone channeling the mighty Ken M.
Imaginarian
The tooth hurts
Model506
Ayo fam gimme summadat TEETHPASTE!
afnoot42
How do i repost this to them?
Drecasi
Everyone should repost this to them.
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
missastromccluskey
give us a link
Maxgaap
If you need help reposting someone else's content, I have great news for you, you are definitely in the right place
HitlersHornyNippleRing
I have no idea what's going on here....
Honorius
They blocked him for speaking truth
rugmiem
I dont get it
Honorius
They blocked him for correcting their grammar.
Hetuni
It isn't incorrect though, whenever it's something like this, it indicates which body part (tooth), and what the agent is (paste).
Azjsy
Nails Clipper
bpetersen
Feet cream. Hairs brush.
Azjsy
Eyes Drops
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Why is it called "toothpaste"? Because the inventor was from Kentucky.
notdavis
It's called that because that's how the English language works. We don't type on KeysBoards or use DishesSoap
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
"SPEAK FER YERSELF MISTER!" he typed on his keysboards...
Scurix
flamingflamingo
I don't get it.
v3rmilion
The stereotype is that Kentuckians are hicks with poor dental health.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
It makes fun of people from Kentucky having few teeth.
NoWumboNo
Kentucky = redneck/hillbilly = one tooth at most
Shoutrr
kentoothky
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
...said Mike Tyson
ensensu
So that’s what they do with wisdom teeth.
nytvittuhessu
They send them to kentucky?
ensensu
Put them in toothpaste?
ilovecake
Sauce?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Dude, it's a joke. No sauce.
MayaMacskusz
Maybe the hot sauce caused the kentucky man teeth fell out?
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Nah, it was all the inbreeding and meth.
TonyMontanasBalls
Everyone should.. oh fuck it
goflyblind
but i don't want to fuck a tube of toothpaste.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Every drop counts.
bobert22334
C c c combo...
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
Breaker, Charles. Born in 1917, under the dark cloud of the Great War, Charles had always felt he was destined for something truly 1/
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special. He would be Prime Minister, perhaps, and usher in a new age of prosperity His Majesty's Kingdom of Great Britain. Or perhaps 2/
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
he would invent something so spectacularly groundbreaking that it simultaneously fed the world and ended all wars. The possibilities were 3/
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I've been left hanging...
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
limitless! He ultimately passed away in 1972, during a badly botched asphyxiwank, having achieved nothing, the pathetic bastard. 4/4