MicroscopeMonkey

1060 pts ยท March 1, 2015


Straya, where even the cute tiny marsupials are dangerous

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super cute, but quokkas bite and can give you salmonella

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, I miscounted, sorry. Stupid rushing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I miscounted, sorry

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot air balloon created for the celebration of the centenary of Canberra, Australia. Rather generously described as having a mixed reception

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love the term exploding head syndrome, so much better than episodic cranial sensory shock...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, anxiety, stress, caffeine all increase the likelihood of a hypnic jerk, also some meds for anxiety and depression may increase them too

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No problem, happy it helped!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3/3 a problem because of the density of melanocytes, more likely to have mutations. This is a simplification, but hope it helps!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2/3 usually about one per ten skin cells, they give your skin it's color. Damage to the melanocyte DNA can cause melanoma. So miles can be

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sort of. Moles are made up of a large group of cells called melanocytes. You have scattered melanocytes normally in your skin, 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's hard to see, but he's actually pulling a duck face

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ha! Depreciating has the same meaning but less commonly used. And a typo in this case, sorry. But your word is spelt deprecating... lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a self-depreciating feminist, I like this joke: Q. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. That's not funny

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 13

Hmm, in Australia we call them dickhead fractures

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 12

Gotcha nose!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, nah, can't complain, ay?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, jugular is the vein, you're thinking of the carotid arteries. Source: anatomical pathologist

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

G'day mate!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too bloody right, mate!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But seriously, these are awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The koaowl isn't photoshopped, that's an actual photo of a drop bear. The beak is for piercing your jugular vein & feasting on your blood

10 years ago | Likes 789 Dislikes 14

Mine never popped, but my bub pushed out more on my right and even now, two yrs later, my belly button is still about 2cm off centre

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I was hoping someone would post this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun/terrifying fact: In Australia it's not a great idea to catch funnel-web spiders in these containers- their fangs can pierce the sides

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If you're careful to hold it above their eyeline, you can eat a whole bowl of ice cream as long as you say 'Mmm, cereal' every so often

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0