MickeyMonstrous

3035 pts ยท May 4, 2017


8 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 0

I don't know. That pate looks pretty good.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Krang's exo-suit sharted

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah let's see you run around naked without hair!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'D KISS HIM ON THE FUCKING MOUTH! I JIST WANT TO KISS HIS NOSE AND HIS EYEBALLS AND CHEW ON HIS EARS!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what Xenu WANTS you to think.

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

Finally something good comes out of being white

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This letter redeemable for one baby while supplies last.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Rando checking in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who used nunchucks, how often do you get to say, "As someone who used nunchucks."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*clap clap*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Macaroni scissor fingers or something right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You win

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are two types of people. Those that include enough contextual details so that they can be understood by the reader.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 1995. You've been trapped in Jumanji for 26 years.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So where did you end up doing your cocaine@

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dad? Where have you been?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay grandpa

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was going to say in twenty years this could have been a real messed up "check out this safe I found" post.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red buttons are back, forward, crouch and jump.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too.. the feeling is incredible. How dare they.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice try you gonorrhea ridden son of a.. aw shit

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Get the fuck out of here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0