MickeyMonstrous

3035 pts · May 4, 2017


Grimdark Mega Man

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 661

MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month but it's only Monday.

Points -1
Comments 5
Views 262

Dr Who is so rad. And I effing love Serenity. You don't even know. I'll fucking fight you if you say Ray isn't God. Fight me.

Points 30
Comments 14
Views 991

MRW I'm savage AF

Points 0
Comments 2
Views 333

Yum! Nothing better for my dog than a foil wrapped drop of delicious milk chocolate.

Points 0
Comments 3
Views 342

It was you who killed him!

Points 78
Comments 8
Views 5300

ARE YOU READY KIDS?!

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 3196

Spotted two UPS trucks mating in the wild.

Points 74
Comments 14
Views 3088

I am wolf

Points 28
Comments 1
Views 1131

Janeway and the crew circa 1996 

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 844

If you sleep with targs, you'll wake up with glob flies.

Points 45
Comments 19
Views 1862

Not the.gif

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 414

I’m a doctor, not a Jedi.

Points 85
Comments 8
Views 5091

An important, but often confused, difference.

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 900

Listen. I don't come around asking why YOU'RE buying $293.44 of vinegar and baking soda so how about you just ring me up and I'll be on my way.

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 692
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