290 pts ยท August 30, 2015
Immediately read this as Katy Perry
LETS GIT IT ON!
That's my wife!
Never go full betard
Jennifer Garner is the worst
I am altering the deal. Pray I dont alter it any further
She's great at dig dug
Giggidy
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Cause I'm wanted. WANTED!!!!. DEAD or alive
I dont believe you... thats clearly @sarah
You know what the ebony in minwax ebony means right?
First day of awwwww school
I see a staircase and i want to paint it black
Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, piggy go snort snort, how bout you?
Genius!!!
What religion is she? Latvian Whore-for-clocks? (Sorry. You seem lovely but I can't resist puns)
It baffles me why he named his daughter after the most hated weed in australia.
Criminals are the real heroes
Vegas?
When your house is such a dump your vacuum makes a break for it
Step by Step, day by day... wait...
I liked him better as Buttman
But are you still a slut?
If you kneel at an NFL game you disrespect Porkins
I like cosplay (read: I like boobs)
"Dancing"
I love the move controller in his pants!!!
I'm too lazy to find that GoT "too old" meme. Just imagine it
I want to shake the hand of the smirking bastard making all this shit
Immediately read this as Katy Perry
LETS GIT IT ON!
That's my wife!
Never go full betard
Jennifer Garner is the worst
I am altering the deal. Pray I dont alter it any further
She's great at dig dug
Giggidy
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Cause I'm wanted. WANTED!!!!. DEAD or alive
I dont believe you... thats clearly @sarah
You know what the ebony in minwax ebony means right?
First day of awwwww school
I see a staircase and i want to paint it black
Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, piggy go snort snort, how bout you?
Genius!!!
What religion is she? Latvian Whore-for-clocks? (Sorry. You seem lovely but I can't resist puns)
It baffles me why he named his daughter after the most hated weed in australia.
Criminals are the real heroes
Vegas?
When your house is such a dump your vacuum makes a break for it
Step by Step, day by day... wait...
I liked him better as Buttman
But are you still a slut?
If you kneel at an NFL game you disrespect Porkins
I like cosplay (read: I like boobs)
"Dancing"
I love the move controller in his pants!!!
I'm too lazy to find that GoT "too old" meme. Just imagine it
I want to shake the hand of the smirking bastard making all this shit