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They all pose
so you can see
their chest and butt in one shot
even when the men
all
face forward
it's all the same pose
and then there's this guy
shoulkion
With as much as you thirsty bastards post ass on here is it surprising?
BayazTheBenevolent
But Tracer's over the shoulder pose in Overwatch was simply too much.
Tumbleweedanticlimax
Brought to you by Weinstein.
SupremeWarChief
Phenome
Well, to be fair, Legolas is prettier than most women.
ChardeeMacdenn1ss
They’ve taken the hobbits to Isengard
Amesang
https://imgur.com/oImZVVF
Wenze
Then you get Ellen Ripley and the Aliens' poster. <3
FuckingGilfoyle
I’m like 90% sure Legolas made me discover my sexuality when I was younger.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
There's a site dedicated to replacing provocative poses with Hawkeye doing the same pose. http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/
ChloePrice
It's almost like women are still massively reduced to their sex appeal
FutureFriedman
Yeah because the "Cap breaking the log with his damn hands" scene in Avengers 2 wasn't added to make ladies gush themselves.
DaniaAudax
If it was, it didn’t work.
UnderTheStairs4PrivetDriveLittleWhingingSurrey
That's leggylass.
IGetItFrenchClass
OperatorTX13
UN.. honey i shrunk the kids.. obscure.
GAngeldb
Was expecting dead pool
Warutteri
IT'S BECAUSE WOMEN LOOK AT MEN'S BUTTS TOO!!
leon512
PmMeGifsForSauce
The break back pose. Designed by comic book artists to sell a woman's assets on the cover. I.e her ass and tits, neatly in one framed pose.
UnknownSquid
Not quite. This is just over the shoulder and very obviously physically possible. The Break-Back pose is when artists twist it too far, -
UnknownSquid
2) typically in an effort to show both frontal chest and butt at the same time, with unnatural results.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Well this is the real life version of it, since they can't pull off the one in comics.
DarealShi
kepattRunner
Where the FUCK is my Black Widow movie???
shimmernshine
There was talk of a Black Widow/Hawkeye origin movie back around the time iron man 2 came out.
DrGlug
Pretty certain Feige has confirmed that they intend to make one, but when that will happen I have no idea...
kepattRunner
It’ll probably be an origin story that doesn’t directly correspond with the mcu timeline. Sad face
adaquo
at this point IDGAF. soooo many doper characters they can bring into the MCU. and they can be female idgaf. Im all about expanding that 1/2
adaquo
2/2 roster baby yeeeehawww
Threadnomancer
This was a beautiful aversion of expectation
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Phischstaebchen
that's the Val Kilmer face from The Saint?
LootenetDan
leon512
MrRemakes
TarynnosaurusRex
Twarock
I like buttt...trains! Trains, I like trains! ah, damn I messed it up!
NotGoneYet
Big trains?
TheClayKnight
"I like butts." *gets run over by giant butt*
Amesang
So is your favorite part the caboose? =3
technobass
CaveCanem
What were they reacting to? Do you know?
Crandillo
Lee Paces reaction is so great
lokishadowgirl
lee pace spazzing excitedly is now one of my favorite things
DesertLeporid
I might be alone here, but I really liked Sucker Punch. Outfits, story, soundtrack...
supersomatic
what story..
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I thought it was a really good movie with a lot of deep shit going on. It also introduced me to Emily Browning who remains one of my
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
favorite actresses.
DesertLeporid
She's very hot. I wouldn't mind becoming temporarily lesbian for her tbh. cute & petite.
ImGettingMines
The idea was cool as was the costume design but the story was weak and ended bad just trying to be dark imo
yacko69
thought it was great movie including the soundtrack
bulbosos
What are you talking about? Everyone loved that shit.
SilverNicktail
Can I stick my hand up and say that I hated it?
bulbosos
Cause you're a fucking bore probably. "Eh it wasn't deep enough for me" blow it out your ass you lame idiot.
SilverNicktail
Well that seems like a proportionate response to someone not having the same opinion as you. I was going to explain, but you're a tit.
bulbosos
I don't want you to explain you friggin idiot
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
labyrinthconvention
that's 100% blue steel
DownvotesAreFun
Dammit. Where is my lube??
BarrieRooij
N7Talon
Make your own?
BossJohns
...screamed the stable boy
IThinkAboutBoobsALot
As the prophecy foretold
RollAMemeCheck
Now do posters in women movies
UnknownSquid
UnknownSquid
4) to adapt to. Ultimately, economics always wins. It's a case of proven target market, vs large potential new customer base.
UnknownSquid
2) of only high heels, it's obviously easy to point out that they don't cater to men. That said of course, that doesn't mean comics & movies
UnknownSquid
3) should only ever be a boys club. The female demographic for these genres is growing fast, which is something the industry is still trying
HearMeOut
PmMeGifsForSauce
tbf, in the top one she's still in a sensible pose. In the bottom one hulk's pose aint defending against shit
dnzm
Hulk farts aren't laughing matter.
rgzdev
The ironic homophobia of feminism.
SaikyoStyle
nani
IAmTheBeachIWorship
Omae wa mo shinderu
Allofyoush
What
DaniaAudax
rgzdev
Because this parody image is not as clever as it thinks it is. It is in fact very narrow minded, unintentionally making fun of gay men.
mustnttelllies
So...are the sexy women posters unintentionally making fun of lesbians?
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
because legolas is a sexy bitch
BababaMoooya1
Lold
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
That's why they cast Orlando twice in the Hobbit movies. Wait, you're saying that was a different guy?!
DimmestLemming
dat legolass
RaynWisp
They know why we watch...
DrSharkbite
whoaiknowkungfu
DangerouslyMoist
YASS QUEEN!
CornishWildMan
*biatch
C141Clay
VigorousButtstuff
And he's taken so much Dwarf-dong that his butt whistles when he does that jumpy-flying thing he does.
GloomE
"Toss me"
VigorousButtstuff
Pack it in, folks, the best response comment has been achieved.
Bathion
He said it himself, "Why not me for the butt pose? I'm the sex symbol of this movie. "
SmoothSaline
- Legolas, probably
FarNorthFarLeft
Butt you can't even SEE his butt! Butt his butt is disguised with a butt shield. Good movie butt I'm very disappointed.
BalmDeBono
You should google Orlando Bloom paddle...
EdgiestofEdges
PooEatingMonsta
Why did I do that? Now I feel like a total perv.
Krympehl
he's the sex symbol in every movie <3
UnemployedReceptionist
Your comment got me singing "Sexy back"
MrRemakes
In literally every movie. He's even the sex symbol in movies he's not in.
IThinkAboutBoobsALot
Not gay, but when he’s onscreen i can find it hard to think straight * wink wink*
Phischstaebchen
username checks out... somehow?
IThinkAboutBoobsALot
The Todd approves of “hot”, regardless of gender!
Jalopenis
Its pronounced Legol Ass!
labyrinthconvention
Lego Lass!
PerroMalcriado
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--uuwTLu4S--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/17m1euh1pswfwjpg.jpg
skeletormccaig
Relevant
MattDude
mariogamecrazy
Porecomesis
It's cut off. How did you find it cut off? What is this bull?
PerroMalcriado
I couldn't find the original
Porecomesis
Educate yourself: https://kevinbolk.deviantart.com/art/Avengers-Booty-Ass-emble-270937785
DiarrheaTsunami
The TRUE original included Loki but they had to edit him out due to people having orgasmic heart-attacks.
PerroMalcriado
the true hero
Porecomesis
I love sourcing the stuff I post. I have absolutely no OC but I always like making the stuff my buddies make get popular.
AvgWhiteShark
I liked the new tron movie.
Sykopomp
You are wrong
dalml
I saw 2010 on the poster and couldn't believe it was out that long ago.
Kitbash
Never saw the first movie until just before watching Legacy. Old Tron was hard to follow, didn't get the story, the new one had better pace.
SocoFox
Me too. Grew up with the first one, was mind blowing as a kid. Still love it, even though it ain't the greatest ever. Legacy was a good 2nd.
SofaKingSpecial
Ah, so you're the other one!
NerdN1
Some of these are good movies and shows. Doesn't mean we can't make fun of the posters.
thebaron420
it is by far the best 3D movie I've seen
VanDammesForeheadCyst
Visually it was nice. The plot was pants though.
SteveMND
It was fun to watch, but I was really disappointed in the story. They could have done so much more with it in today's internet-heavy world.
BadToTheBoner
Same! I thought it had a good storyline for as much as you can get with a movie in the Tron universe and was an enjoyable film.
DemSumBigAssRidges
There are dozens of you. Dozens! I'm not one, but there has to be...
ptobablydrinking
OrnateRope
Me too. Are we friends now?
Kuhmeister
Can't believe it came out 7 years ago!
jemem
Still feels new..... 7 years now.
muhvitus
It was OK. The soundtrack was better than the movie though.
PlantyThePlant
Sad that we prolly won’t be seeing another one anytime soon :(
Whopraysforthedevil
Me, too, bro. I saw it with my bro before I left to join the Army. Fond memories of a similar time
TheSurfinBird
Bro
EarthDragon2189
Legacy wasn't perfect, but it was aesthetically and atmospherically gorgeous and it had enough potential to deserve a sequel.
bizZB
Me too!
TGuyFTInternet
Same
Nahxela
I liked the tron Daft Punk music video, too.
SSGBB
One of us! One of us! O love this movie.
Steveness1
It's not Daft Punk hasn't done this before, Interstella 5555 is their discovery album
AvgWhiteShark
highstream
Wasn't that just the whole movie?
Kangadilla
ONE MORE TIME!!!
shreddedking
aeaeayaeyayeah
mikeatike
The soundtrack was perfect.
litgeek306
I don't think that anyone could have done a better job with it. It just works.
nabacular
Whether you like or dislike the movie everyone agrees the soundtrack was better than the movie
shimmernshine
Watch 'Tron: Uprising'
valen00
same, I liked that it wasn't a "reboot" or anything retarded like that, a good sequel
StragoMagus
I did too, I've been meaning to see the original one, but haven't taken the time to do so
valen00
do it, it holds up really well
KycklingFTW
I did a while ago and its sooo good!
medlam
So did I, and it's... *almost* good...?
EzekielsRage
New Tron and Queen of the Damned, movies who's soundtracks were better then the movie
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AntiDownVoteActivist
I quite loved the crow. We watch it every halloween as a tradition now.
TwoG
YES! I've been saying this about "Queen of the Damned" for years. Good movie, fucking amazing soundtrack.
OnceSeenCannotBeUnseen
The soundtrack from, "Tales from the crypt - Demon Knight" and "Singles" just awesome records.
vindik8or
Yes, but who IS soundtracks after all?
AWanderingFlame
Legacy was decent. I also really enjoyed Uprising. As much as I loved the original as a kid, it did not age well.
Omnimorph2112
Uprising was underrated. I just want to get more tron stories!
AWanderingFlame
Got cancelled right when it was about to get super interesting, too. :(
coleberr
Still bitter that the failure of Jupiter Rising led them to ax Tron 3, the new Tron was so beautiful
ydwyrd
It was Tomorrowland failing that led to Tron 3 being put on the backburner.
coleberr
You're right, my B
st1uc1f3r
What? What do those two movies have to do with each other?
bizZB
My guess is economics. They're both insanely expensive movies. The studio probably needed more profit from Jupiter Rising to fund a new Tron
AceO235
Disney has all the money in the world they literally just bought most of Fox, im sure they can shit out a tron every year of they wanted to.
bizZB
You know what?? Yeah, that's a good point.