4858 pts · April 14, 2015
It looks like she likes her body almost as much as I do.
She’s doing dishes again...
Your comment awoke me
Dooty McDootface.
Depending on if you count 'y' as a vowel or not, mine is either Koodleytoodlen or Koodleoodletoodlen.
"Anything's a dildo if you're a brave enough"
But Golem tho
Catholic school?
I guess that's kind of a good lie to tell!? I mean, proper education about safe sex would've been better, but at least you were still safe?
10,000th upvote =]
Lol that's from an American parody YouTube channel. New Zealanders don't sound like that.
*Australian
A prepost?
Hummingbirds are the only bird that can fly backwards.
Well done, mate. Well done.
Needs more cowbell.
Yep, I've certainly got a fearection.
Four More Years!
Throw that ass in a circle
Not if it's stubble
+1 for using the word envious and not jealous.
Is this real?
Bro, you're all over the news now lol
We've been through it all before; we'll do it again.
Present!
What part of NZ are you from?
Depends on how strong the earthquake is.
Idk, it's weirdly relaxing. Like a massage.
Nazi*
It looks like she likes her body almost as much as I do.
She’s doing dishes again...
Your comment awoke me
Dooty McDootface.
Depending on if you count 'y' as a vowel or not, mine is either Koodleytoodlen or Koodleoodletoodlen.
"Anything's a dildo if you're a brave enough"
But Golem tho
Catholic school?
I guess that's kind of a good lie to tell!? I mean, proper education about safe sex would've been better, but at least you were still safe?
10,000th upvote =]
Lol that's from an American parody YouTube channel. New Zealanders don't sound like that.
*Australian
A prepost?
Hummingbirds are the only bird that can fly backwards.
Well done, mate. Well done.
Needs more cowbell.
Yep, I've certainly got a fearection.
Four More Years!
Throw that ass in a circle
Not if it's stubble
+1 for using the word envious and not jealous.
Is this real?
Bro, you're all over the news now lol
We've been through it all before; we'll do it again.
Present!
What part of NZ are you from?
Depends on how strong the earthquake is.
Idk, it's weirdly relaxing. Like a massage.
Nazi*