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After a party at a strip club
Jul 4, 2017 2:27 PM
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TairaMai
ANd is this before or after the club takes their cut-the "tip out". (Those girls have to pay the club for the right to dance there).
jmega
The strippers I've seen look underweight and hooked on drugs. These are the better looking ones.
mycouchpullzoutbutidont
A Cummins money counter/sorter (the fancy kind tellers use at banks) costs maybe >$400. WHY COUJT IT BY HAND?!?!
mycouchpullzoutbutidont
It's especially frustrating because dancers bring their loose cash all of the time to exchange for large bills but dunno how much they hav
theShitmyassholesays
Hopefully a garbage bag of singles will fix all the daddy issues in that room.
draxxthemsklounst
Only if all the men didn't have addictions for titties, and alcohol
AuntsInMyEyesJohnson
Wow! A thousand singles with 3 or 4 twenties mixed in, split between 7 girls. Those r some successful bitches.
TrixiHobbitz
I imagine some of the regulars will slip a couple fives in for their favorites too
justsignedupforthishit
We couldn't shut our catholic school kindergarten because the strippers would have nowhere to send their kids. They paid cash. True story.
inkthink
"It's for college"
TwatSprinkle
I was getting a lap dance from a girl that said she went to the University in the nearby city and has no debt from stripping.
dennydorko
Then they have to give half the bag to the club owner, DJ, and miscellaneous fees. Only job where you have to pay money to work there.
Upvoter2000x
Back in the 90's I bounced at Bad Boys in Austin. The girls didn't make much money and most blew it on drugs/stupid shit.
TZO2k15
Yeah some of these club owners are real scum...
Purplehands1
My prediction: 5 years later they've been replaced by younger dancers and have no life skills. Hopefully they save money, doubtful though
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Like for real, even singles, that's a buttload of money if that just from one night.
BigSnicker
My money's on it not being real. Would you ever have the strippers doing the actual back office cash handling anyway?
happyishturtle
Makes me wish I had bigger boobs and dance skills
IncorrektGramerNazi
and little self-respect
Newoneiguess1
Theg00dshepard
Their tuition will be paid off in no time
FragileDonkey
Tuition?? Hahaha..your 1st mistake is thinking they're going to college. No education is going on here my friend.
TheIronBull
A lot of strippers are either going to college or went to college.
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FragileDonkey
But by all means..i don't want to shatter anyone's dreams of becoming a stripper while getting an education.
BeringerRD
Used to work in a luxury retail store. Would often have women come in guy $700 shoes in singles. I would always wear gloves having to count
SaturdayMidmorning
I feel that way about change when I buy from a gas station.
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
I wonder why they wouldn't have deposited it and paid with a debit card? Or larger bills?
Iwannaseeit
Depositing in a bank is a bad idea imo, but Idk why they can't exchange it
BeringerRD
Probably simply didn't care. Take the stack they counted from the night before after work and to buy something with it. Easier process.
RMaybeth
so, what i get from this is strippers are stupid enough to buy $700 shoes
BeringerRD
It's an investment. Still a stripper but they wanna make money they have to look good. Rich clients can tell the difference for sure.
friedbunnies
You do all that dancing and wiggling for hours on cheap ass shoes and come back with your broken feet to apologize.
RMaybeth
but $700 are they orthopedic shoes for strippers? OK if they make such a thing, it makes sense, somehow.
LiquidHotMagma
I've been to a couple of low end clubs. The girls were so soulless it was very sad. One was like 40 and falling asleep from all the pills.
draxxthemsklounst
Pretty typical, former stripper here, you can only fake flirt sooo much. Then you just get fucked up on drugs.
OverzealousDude
I'm disappointed that they don't have actual sacks with dollar signs on them.
alsoAzrael
We should send them some: https://topatoco.com/products/qw-moneybag
imAUser
Maybe on the other side
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
I'd have sacks with them.
Omnimorph2112
Or just the word swag.
Omnimorph2112
Damn autocorrect changed my L to a W
RevanTheJedi
Lord swag? Word slag?...Lord Slag?
TheGreatElipitcalTransformationJefferson
They're all 1s
SickOfThisCessPool
A large portion of them are ones, correct, but do you have any idea how many ones fit into a 50 gallon garbage bag?
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
No?
jdevelin
If they're tightly stacked about 189k. Of course, because of corners, it'd be less than that. You can fit 10k bills in a grocery bag.
SickOfThisCessPool
I'd like to think you've been working on this since I made my comment three days ago
jdevelin
I'd like to think that too, but I just shared the gif with someone and tried to work out how much money was in there. Took too long still.
SickOfThisCessPool
It's also wrong. The typical grocery bag is 2 or 3 gallons these are big 50 gallon yard waste bags. If a grocery bag holds $10k the old 500k
TheSpanishInquisitor
Think of all the coke they can buy with that money!
stormstereo
Looks like they sold all the coke to obtain that money.
IDrawALot
you say that like you think that that's not where it's going
IncorrektGramerNazi
tree fiddy grams probably
Slamtastik
What if they like RC cola?
DaierMune
All the moist one-dollar bills you could ever ask for
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ew android
draxxthemsklounst
I seriously would hate it when guys would origami $1 bills. I only had so much time to collect money and get back on floor.
ProfessorDumbass
But when I strip the police just taze me
Counterfit
Stop doing it on public transit
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Did you specifically tell them "don't taze me, bro"? You gotta tell them that.
ProfessorDumbass
Every fucking time...maybe they just taze anyone who calls them bro
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
You must be a regular Tazerface.
ProfessorDumbass
I heard he was a great warrior....remembered through time by his numerous great deeds
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Let me tell you about Mary Poppins, y'all.
purple0king
You know what would make this better? Direct deposit. When are strippers going to get swipers?!
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Greenbacks are harder to track and tax for income when they are kept from gathering a paper trail.
GuW69
Just slide the card in their slot
ohmegatron
Swiper no swiping!
WaltHunt
That's a terrible idea. Not to be mean but no one wants a itemized bill at a strip club. 7$ for Cherry, 12 on Desire, 300$ on cinnamon.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Ah, Cinnamon, the overweight Atlantic City drag queen with a lazy eye and a goiter. Worth every penny.
Averagesize
I am in the wrong business.
KingoPeculiar
*Desire to become a stripper intensifies*
cottonvag
I like to imagine that if I had the body & confidence, I'd be a stripper. I mean, look at all that money.
draxxthemsklounst
It's easy if you have thick skin against competition of other girls. This where I learn to talk shit. I was white girl who was shy, quiet
SatoriEnlightenment
Are you female?
CanOnlySayYes
yes
KingoPeculiar
Uh no... Hence why I am the king and not the queen
SatoriEnlightenment
Hence
KingoPeculiar
Hence?
CycloneSP
Hence!
qu1nn1ng
Creaper alert
SatoriEnlightenment
Why creaper alert?
SatoriEnlightenment
Why did you say that?
qu1nn1ng
Immediately trying to find out if someone's female...
SatoriEnlightenment
The context of the previous comment provided a reasonable context for the request.
IncorrektGramerNazi
*desire to become a female intesifies*
TotallyNotDitto
just2comment
best comment
IncorrektGramerNazi
why thank you ^^
TrapsAreIllegal
All the strippers I've ever known have made maybe 2-3k a month. Not that much more than a half decent job that has regular hours.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Ye but at a party like that they can make 2-3k in one night
TrapsAreIllegal
OK, but I think yearly averages are more important. I mean, for me, Nov and Dec were double income easy, but that just lifts the shit months
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Ye no steady paycheck but not many other jobs where you can make 3k in one night, it's a pretty big break
essemiis
Yeah easily the average is maybe 30k/yr.
essemiis
Downvoted? I know from experience lol.
TrapsAreIllegal
Stripping or a regular job? Because 30k is kind of shit. I was making 40-50 in sales.
essemiis
Eh for me I'm not allowed to walk the floor (not 21 yet) which is a big handicap. Plus im shy and work very part time.
essemiis
some make 6 figures though. 4 figures in a night. Those are nice nights.
cleverhippie
Is it just me or is that money suspiciously clean and unwrinkled. Where is the crinkled up pile of 1's covered in body fluid/s and glitter?
BigSnicker
Not just you. It's gotta be staged, those bills look practically freshly cut.
draxxthemsklounst
When men go to the bank to get these stacks of ones, sometimes they are fresh ones. Sometimes the teller gives them packs of all new ones.
BigSnicker
Dunno man. I get it, but I can't see a single crumpled bill.. not even a fold. But easy to imagine this video being clickbait for something.
AVoiceOfReason
Men don't really ejaculate through their wallets.
Radix865
You might not want to make assumptions on the sexual habits of the people here.
Biteymcbiteface
How do you even start to become a stripper? I could totally do this as a season gig if I knew how
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freezingpilot
username on point.
SaturdayMidmorning
Go in on amateur nights to practice and introduce yourself.
SteveNotSteve
Most strippers become drug users and prostitutes. Some women start stripping thinking "It won't happen to me." They're usually wrong.
ReverendShitlord
You end up paying just to work and someone may have to come down to pay so you can leave.
Biteymcbiteface
That can't be the normal state in the west?
ReverendShitlord
Ask around.
Zoso000
Literally walk in. Say "I wanna be a stripper." Then take off your shirt. They like you, you're hired
draxxthemsklounst
If you dance good, as in confident stripper dance, not new stripper dance, they take you
boomstastic
It's not all what's it's cracked up to be. You pay to work there every night. And if you don't make money you still have to pay the club 1/2
boomstastic
And besides that, the fact that it you work there long enough they will figure out a way to get you to do drugs with them. 2/3
boomstastic
They feel guilty that they are doing $100 of coke a night so they convince you that if you do a bump you will make so much more money. 3/4
boomstastic
Source - a couple of my friends are strippers. They do make about 2k - 4k a month doing it full time but I make that selling cars.
SerialKitten666
If you really want to sell your body, you're way better off camgirling, there's WAY too many negatives to stripping...
Biteymcbiteface
Thanks for the input!
WendyTheWendigo
Are you experienced in it? Curious girl asking
SerialKitten666
Not personally, I've just researched the subject because sex and psychology interests me a lot.
draxxthemsklounst
Had a friend that did this sort of thing, now she sells life insurance
DrJDX
1. Go to a strip club. 2. Ask to be a stripper. 3. You are a stripper now.
dmay1210
First, must be attractive, have boobs, can pole dance, and entertain sleazy people.
Nikolai5
You have to audition and be pretty and fit enough.
AriBerri55
You don't even have to be that pretty and fit at certain clubs, jus sayin. Makeup and low lighting hides the ugly, outfits help the chub
clearwall
Oh man, so many girls are going to college now!
troy11998822
To be doctors!
CaptainTrips1980
Definitely law school
draxxthemsklounst
I said it then... In Nursing School now.. dad couldn't help me, other men could
clearwall
Work stories!
ImSynnical
that's fuckin sad in truth
Ceracuse
:(
usernamepolice
My reaction :/
BuckeyeTiliDie
Friend of mine out herself through undergrad and law school at 40k/yr for tuition working every Friday and Saturday...
usernamepolice
Fuck.
Swunt
for those wondering if she did 8hr a night for 2 nights thats $48/hr pre tax.
BuckeyeTiliDie
And I can assure you she made closer to $150/hr. Crazy.
SirStrongBad
None of them. Coke. Lots of coke....and plastic surgery
istealeverythingfromtumblr
2 of my college friends a currently stripping to pay for tuition and expenses...
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
As a strip club DJ and bartender: can confirm.
FruitPunchSamurai2017
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Matriikohzey
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amyrose
Please do a story post
CanOnlySayYes
@op
CanOnlySayYes
wait wrong person
ORSONK
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RupertR
I will never understand the allure of strippers...like do you not have the internet, or the ability to actually speak to women?
IsoPropylPotatene
I do have the internet, yes.
dietderpsy
Have you ever seen some of the comments around here?
RMaybeth
me neither.. even when i had years long dry spell, still no desire to watch some bimbo shake her fake boobs
iusedtohaveathesisbutmyspinestoppedmoving
By me there's a club that is usually dead, so the stripper(s) perform for a bit and then converse with the clientele. Sorta like therapy.
RupertR
Especially when you can see that and more online for free
essemiis
It's nice to stare at straight up model women. But yeah save your money. I even tell my customers that and I'm the one who benefits.
SatoriEnlightenment
Your customers in which industry?
essemiis
... Stripping.
SatoriEnlightenment
Story time?
cardinal147
Model women? Huh? Tell me what strip club you're going to because here in Vegas I'd say 80-90% are homely as hell with fake bubble boobs
essemiis
Club rouge Portland. I'm stroking my own ego when i say that lol.
ProfessorExpert
Eh sometimes it's just fun to go with friends... not like we're filling some hole in our hearts at a strip club, but music + alcohol +
ProfessorExpert
naked women = fun from time to time... it's not like going will bankrupt you in 12 minutes
RupertR
Sounds wierd. Do you sit down and watch porn with your friends too?
ProfessorExpert
I guess it depends on your friends as well... if it's a bunch of cave dwellers that have never seen a girl before and you all end up (1)
5768656e726561736f6e6661696c73746865646576696c68656c7073
If only I was attractive and had bigger boobs and was more coordinated and not shy. Also being a female.
TheSauceFinder
WarpedRenegade
Save some sour grapes for the rest of us
gexmaster19910
Wasnt expecting that thank you
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Its a lot less when you realise that its all in ones
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
You'd definitely wanna be a female for this job. Nobody complains about the wage gap for stripper jobs.
gamesthatiplay
Just sink a lot of money into being pretty. It will come back ten fold.
Orleanskat
Proof positive that your dick can spend all your money.
malfunctionm1ke
Never go full Caitlyn
AgentKGB
I don't think you've seen some of the cam guys on cam4. Trust me, you could make money.
ngandr
That username tho
Buck39
It's alright, man. We still like your boobs
cspeiche
Only the last one is the one that matters really, you cant unsee a tuesday afternoon at a stripclub remember that.
reversebacon1
Dude I did it and it's a lot harder than just those things. I only had one night like this lol. It was after the money gun came out
skiddelytreeps
And daddy issues
labyrinthconvention
/a/jtFX8
Waaahmbulance
PaulyParker
I'd pay you to dance for me. I'm a straight male. But I'm sure we could make it work.
Gayforbae
Vinible723
The word you're looking for is Chippendale. Ladies will travel all the way to Vegas just to see you perform.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Yea but you need the perfectly sculpted body of Chris Farley to be a true success.
optimusgoose
I've seen many unattractive, uncoordinated, small tiddy'd strippers. There's always hope for you.
OldTownPhantom
It's called a gay strip club, honey. Same game, different clientele, same earnings.
youwintheinternet
maybe better earnings
DrNacho
don't forget also 'have no self worth'
deathbywahinipanther
I'm a stripper and I have plenty of self worth, thanks. My net worth isn't doing too bad, either. Not sure why everyone seems to hate on us.
lernaean
someone obviously hasn't heard of Magic Mike
RedAppleSoda
I think we should take him at his word.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
FormerRoustabout
I recently found out that Channing Tatum had a stint as a male stripper, which makes sense with the role.
DutchymcDutchface
Please explain username
pelicansfightingterrorism
Thought it was from https://youtu.be/rAUVUUhf7U0 but no. So I changed my own username.
DutchymcDutchface
iMcFly
It's my new hero.
CanadianSingleFather
Years ago before I became a father. I was a male stripper. Old lady's watched but no touching. Made average of $1500 a night
Juliusmax1st
wackme
I would be intersted in work stories if you wanted to do a post.
CanadianSingleFather
Lol. Alright. I'll see what I can do.
haltwenty13
If you had all those things and the boobs were muscle you could dance for little old ladies.
Gayforbae
Not just the little old ladies....
Madv1lla1n
Yeah, it sounds like all good fun, until they start screaming at you in the park...
NachoPete
Earplugs, man. Earplugs.
SandpaperCock
so... hit the gym and then I can be a male stripper? Cool, too bad I have zero coordination and a face not even a mother could love
HikariShade
LIttle old ladies do love their muscly men to wiggle their bums for them. It's hilariously cute.
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
And most of them got some deep pockets. Not gonna say how I know this.
HikariShade
That's just their bingo winnings. lol
whosagoodboy92
so that's what they mean when they say they want some hard candy
Chickenbuttholeremover
If you're good enough, they'll dip into the grandkids' birthday money.
Siptro
all that money, they should really invest in automatic counters. Thats a lot of singles
CardsinMA
If they were THAT smart, they'd be drug dealers.
stew9703
Woah, hold it there, you get pulled over with one of those and suddenly its drug paraphernalia.
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Counterfit
Murica
ThereisanOPineveryNOPE
They'll just weigh it
thatswildman
and now you know why drug dealers have stripper "girlfriends".
DidItForScience
Maybe they rarely make this kind of money? It would explain why they're so happy.
LooseyGooseyBrett
A counter will not count a bag like that. They need to be stacked
mrsuzukiami
No the assholes come in on pills and make us count them all instead.
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
As an Australian I forget that each note is a single dollar usually, and also the lack of colour doesn't help
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Just think, if they were men, they wouldn't make 70 cents on the dollar.
Hellstorm99
Decent strip clubs I have been to have had these. They typically don't hoard the ones either, exchange them in as they go so the 1/2
Hellstorm99
...Customers can get ones from the box office. Considering banks are closed at the normal operating hours of a club...
SocoFox
The life of a single sweaty dollar.
faithfuldoubt
Thats more hot singles than there are in my neighborhood!
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
You should move by me. They are constantly asking for me to see their web cam.
fettuccine
They still have to stack the bills.
Counterfit
Easier to stack than stack AND count
fettuccine
Ya got me
Squelchtone
The US govt keeps track of who buys money counters to keep tabs on drug dealers. I also just made that entire thing up.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Lol I was gonna say I'm pretty sure even target sells them
DexterGod
All the singles, ladies
MemeAddictsUnite
This one needs more upvotes!
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
kempper
TotallyNotDitto
Smashing
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Should've put a pole on it.
drowninginthesouth
Thinking the same. Half way through, damit I lost count Jade!
Jammiepak
That’s sweet... that you think they can count.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
A good amount of strippers are college graduates, so ..
Jammiepak
I know. Just kidding.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Ok then. Sounds good
NickBlacksHumor
You were at 9
eagleandy93
it's Kryztal bitch!
skittlesFan
Paper clip every 25 and counting gets easier
TrixiHobbitz
then rubberband every 100
EngineerZero
Reckon they pay tax on that?
exguerrero
They do not. It's disposable income pretty much
CycloneSP
more like it's untrackable, considering that it's cash, and they can lie about how much they made with it.
exguerrero
I believe that's called disposable income my friend!
CycloneSP
hmmm, last I checked "disposable income" is the money you have left over after all your bills and obligations have been paid
LargeVarge
It's taxing enough on their soul.
SirStrongBad
Sticky, sweaty, wadded up, jizz encrusted bills won't go though a counter...
msa011
You tried?
KriegerClones
Not with that attitude.
JayEnfield
In Canada, we use 1 and 2 dollar coins, the strip clubs have lots of games that involve throwing them on stage.
NoBeardTheIrate
Haha you get kicked out for those games in my city. The other city an hour away is far game though.
SandpaperCock
the bills use a cotton based paper, they can safely be washed, dried, and counted.
MartialLol
Heh, money laundering. . .
SirStrongBad
No doubt, but the counting is done before the girls leave the room while the bills are still drenched in sweat and baby oil
SirStrongBad
This is done because the girls have to give the house it's cut before they leave. They don't get to keep all that cash.
Waaahmbulance
TIL
kawwmoi
Bill washers can't be that expensive.
eagleandy93
bill washers? pfft just stick em in the pockets of a few dozen pairs of jeans
RubyPorto
Bill Washers is a friend of mine. He deserves every penny he gets.
rbudrick
I heard Washer was really a slug. I dont trust him.
MrZiddz
Good man Bill, met him when he was ACTUALLY washing pennies. He's come a long way.
Halsaster
Isn't it illegal to launder money?
Metalingus
Well done, mate. Well done.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
haha! good one +1
sketchywombat
Just gonna say it best comment I've read this year
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
Such an innocent joke hahahaha
benpoon
Why would you jizz on the money?
notanalien117
How else is it gonna stick to the stripper??
ashmenon
Why would you not?
benpoon
Would you do it before you got there or while getting a lap dance?
ashmenon
You imply a single jizzification.
TheVaccine