Meryl89

4252 pts ยท February 4, 2013


Female,Graphic Design student, Tennessee engaged to guy I've been with for 4 years, 2 cats a gecko and a snake.

@teahouseoftheaugustmoon Should I get Preds season tickets? They're not too expensive, but unsure if they're fun to watch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... pot is still illegal, but I can pick up LSD from Home Depot? WTF DEA?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. Yeah they're covered in grass mats. The people before us put them up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of course they're resisting... *sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woo hoo! There are dozens of us!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walks? Sorry, I'm dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 @YankeeDude4 Shitty people are gonna be shitty and sadly you're related to one. On behalf of older siblings, I'm so sorry. Don't invite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/2 That's heartbreaking. I'm 27 and my bro is 23. We've been bffs since 1993 and if anyone treated him that way they'd catch these hands.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moral of the story: Gamer guys are great. Really. Both nights turned out amazing and I hope everyone finds their Player 2 someday.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 I lied. 3rd date with my (now) husband and he sits there and BEATS ResEvil5 with his m8. From lv1.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only felt like this once. My bday, promised we'd go out, I'm all dressed up, and I sit there for 2 hours while he plays COD. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Building has 2017 on it. It's coming this year people!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a fun ride. Thank you both.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes. Currently using mouse and Tartarus. Now scrolling speed is whatever you set it too, which is lovely.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Haven't really had time to think about it. It was sudden and out of state so business came first unfortunately.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But Syrians are terrorists and should be left in the desert to die! That's what my government keeps saying! You're saying they're people??

9 years ago | Likes 345 Dislikes 50

Bull... My husband has a alarm clock that screams and shakes the whole bed and STILL doesn't wake up!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I'm more offended by "yellow face" than the actual picture? Also, "Why is black ok but red and yellow aren't?" <-my friend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was in FL for a month. A whole month and didn't see a single alligator! I feel jipped.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Heh... I just inherited one of those from my father. Never shot a gun before, but I will now! He had a small arsenal. Shame to waste it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG someone actually made it. I was thinking about how hilarious this would be last week, but didn't know it actually existed!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I thought that bill wasn't finalized yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! Thank you! We can muck up the flow of traffic on our own thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nashville here. Can confirm. Oh Memphis... Bless your heart.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No. It's a release of liability and a deterrent. Don't clog our roads then sue us for hitting you!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4