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I wonder if the get-off-my-ass-dickbag horn comes standard on that model.
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You would be Ghost Rider, so both.
We elected a monster.
Everyone knows that guy at work.
How cool were you?
She was Xena, a warrior princess, forged in the heat of battle
Oklahoma high school prints Adolf Hitler quote and Anne Frank quote on same page
Works on contingency? No, money down!
"Ugh, there were FOUR other Megberts in my class..."
Oh, snap, here comes the solo!
The name's Dustice... Willie Dustice.
Coming this summer, the sequel to the greatest action movie of the decade...
My daughter playing with a video game console that is thirty-five years older than she.
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
How I feel after sex.
I don't know what they want you to do with the toilet paper, but I was afraid to look in the trash can.
"Excuse me, what temperature is your hot chocolate?" "4000 Kelvin, sir."
Potty training a two-year-old
There were some perks to my last job.
Someone was a little too eager to leave work.
Fancy pasta is gettin' tired of your shit.
New to imgur, this is how I feel trying to figure out the site
The immigration debate becomes a lot more interesting when you imagine the Mexicans just biding their time for nearly 200 years.
Costume win
When the populace starts getting uppity
It's LNI time.
When that annoying-but-catchy song comes on
The things you can teach yourself with YouTube videos...
So, Imgur wants something excellent for my cakeday
She was actually fast asleep.
What IS a title? It's a valid avenue of inquiry...
"Is your dog a mix-breed?" "Yeah, she's half German Shepherd, half Gordian Knot."
A day late, but...
And you thought Axis & Allies was a long game.
Happy birthday, Jesus, and Merry Christmas, Imgur, from the Scottish Texan!
Woman assaults police officer with used tampon
The Evangelion Roller Coaster
Grateful Doe finally identified!
Kolaches, anyone?
It got a little icy in my neighborhood
The most poignant image that I've seen come out of the Charlie Hebdo event
Which are you?