MenloPart

651339 pts ยท October 29, 2014


No, I don't think I will.

@botdrawa 2005 Camry

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is always the 3 site.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was only stationed on US Army bases and never had a Rip It.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want one of us to click on the link for you?

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I was in the Army for 8 years and spent 12 months in Afghanistan and didn't know this, but I was on a base where we had this every Friday--if we weren't on mission.

4 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I wish it were merely pizza.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, #47 alternates between "Nobody knows more on the subject than me" and "I don't know anything about that."

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're spending your birthday on Imgur?!
That sounds depressing!
Happy freaking birthday, by the way! :)

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to order my birthday dinner and it turns out that our favorite Salvadoran restaurant closed down, but curiously, Google Maps sends me to the website of one which should still be open.
The next-closest restaurant sends me to a bizarre link which tells me to download an add-on.
Not happening!
We were supposed to have a couple of guys from Church over for dinner, but Mom and my wife are both sick, so I'm going to drop off a pizza:

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie just for this scene!
I regret everything! :D

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bought sink plungers from Dollar Tree! :)

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you made a Dollar Tree Drain Rooter Plastic Drain Snake.
You don't use a plunger.
You use two.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if Israel has meth?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this that evil EV mandate?!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many of those same nerds were excited when an EV-1 was discovered and auctioned.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So, you'll be able to fix it? :)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would that get more people to protest? !:)

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cake is a lie.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is your PC a total loss?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I trust the average cosmonaut before the average US Senator.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mark Kelly, the freaking astronaut?!

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

(No, an evil old man invaded another country)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As soon as gas hits $5 in my area, I'm posting a picture and asking if this is one of those socialst leftist communist Democrat EV mandates.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This wasn't long ago.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Housing the homeless would be cheaper than [gestures vaguely].

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Housing the homeless would be cheaper than [gestures vaguely].

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they still cared about the American military-industrial complex, they would support Ukraine.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope boobs whenever possible.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0