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651339 pts · October 29, 2014


No, I don't think I will.

I just want delicious pupusas for my birthday!

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 858

How come I can sing theme songs from the 80s and 90s, but not remember anything from grad school?

Points 26
Comments 15
Views 1032

Had this drain ever been cleaned?

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Comments 8
Views 687

There were free car washes in Tempe, Arizona today.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 1011

What's your favorite hot sauce? :)

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Comments 44
Views 1428

I decided to write flashcards by hand because Quizlet kept spamming ads. It took 8 hours.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 677

Habaneros are the first ingredient! :D

Points -4
Comments 7
Views 165

Which of these should I use to measure Carolina Reaper powder?

Points 4
Comments 15
Views 883

Does anyone have a source for this?

Points 26
Comments 9
Views 1407

If you want the absolute hottest spice--maybe.

Points -4
Comments 9
Views 108

Ice cream (and other) serving sizes officially changed on January 1, 2020.

Points 20
Comments 15
Views 1510

Don't try this at home, kids! :) (Carolina Reaper)

Points 447
Comments 242
Views 32336

Is Upgrade Daddy any good?

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 102

My wife bought me this assortment for Christmas and I love it! :)

Points -5
Comments 0
Views 115

How do you jack up a vehicle when the jacking point is too low to fit the jack underneath?

Points 27
Comments 26
Views 1648

Ramen is so expensive nowadays people are financing it?!

Points -5
Comments 7
Views 420

My wife hadn't watched Weird Al's "Conan the Librarian" skit from "UHF."

Points 355
Comments 55
Views 17616

When I was in Afghanistan, some of our gun trucks had these Common Remotely Operated Weapon Station (CROW) systems.

Points 33
Comments 32
Views 1797

I received a notification that the freaking astronaut wants me to sign a petition. Is this mostly fundraising?

Points 15
Comments 9
Views 501

Please give this user an upvote! :)

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Comments 4
Views 756

Courtesy of JoeArtGuy on Discord:

Points 197
Comments 10
Views 4704

When I was 13, there was a "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode where they attempted propelling a ship with a wave.

Points 2
Comments 14
Views 687

This is a beautiful 2006 Camry, but I could purchase two good XV30s for this price.

Points 13
Comments 9
Views 1037

In my day, index cards were three times as thick as copy paper!

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Comments 7
Views 1017

What did they do to this poor car?!

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Comments 15
Views 577

Did any of you have guard tower duty in a war zone?

Points 19
Comments 45
Views 1083

All hail Claudia the Goo Queen and her Goozooka! (Warehouse 13)

Points 50
Comments 21
Views 1698

How long would it take you to make 131 flashcards with 1-2 sentences on each side?

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Comments 4
Views 733

It's always a relief when you fix your toilet!

Points 34
Comments 5
Views 1039

Please name one election where 77 votes mattered.

Points 456
Comments 20
Views 6105

A star is born!  The first Muppet version of "Mahna Mahna!" (1969)

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Comments 6
Views 1107

Costco now has mint soft serve! :)

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Comments 6
Views 957

Lift a piano so you can slide a dolly underneath by inflating a basketball under the side.

Points 1
Comments 3
Views 621

Who declared we learn by writing?!

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Comments 3
Views 218

I haven't heard that name for a long time

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Comments 5
Views 553

If old houses are dusty and dust is mostly human skin cells, who's shedding in abandoned houses?

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Comments 6
Views 724

Stan Lee appeared in "Princess Diaries 2."  The Princess Diaries are part of the MCU.

Points 20
Comments 9
Views 890

Apparently, it's Post Your Favorite Mahna Mahna Video Day.

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Comments 12
Views 1081

Jalapeños and evaporated milk, together at last!  Why didn't someone tell me?!

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 790

Not all of us are looking for the best 10 seconds of our life.

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Comments 25
Views 1136

Do you agree with this guy regarding my 2005 Camry?

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Views 1189

Ron Swanson’s New Ringtone

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Comments 1
Views 1252

Was the original quote "I have an uncle who does yoga?"

Points 183
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Views 13046

Can't sleep, saw Strong Bad's painting, and have the jibblies.

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Comments 2
Views 520

Would you trust this man (with your poultry)?

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Comments 7
Views 396

I bought a set of these headlights for my 2005 Camry and thought it was hilarious what they suggest needs to be replaced.

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Comments 5
Views 126

The original version of "Mahna Mahna" (“Mah Nà Mah Nà”) (1968)

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Views 1177

Mike O'Kennedy (Mike Okay) traveled through Afghanistan last year.

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Comments 4
Views 918

I like to start my day with a breakfast I didn't make when I stay in a hotel.

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Comments 5
Views 162

I once read about a man who drove his car into a cactus, which fell on his car, killing him.

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 935

We're not training roombas to consume human flesh?!

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Views 890

Our appliance repairman just told us to wash our dishes before loading our dishwasher. He does not recommend Samsung dishwashers.

Points 27
Comments 45
Views 1551

Every vote counts, but there have been few U.S. election where an election was decided by one vote.

Points 14
Comments 0
Views 397

Big O said it would be unsafe unless I approved $6,239.04 in repairs on a car I bought 3 years ago for $4,200.  They charge $220 hourly

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Comments 8
Views 1029
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