Meeces

4648 pts ยท November 24, 2015


Moosegrass

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can something have less than zero chance of happening? Because that's how likely it is.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I was on my lunch break and only half the table knew who George Carlin was. I almost cried

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 2 year old constantly talks on her toy phone, "I'm talking to the whispers"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Little hooks of doom

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You will be shocked at how low skill the median player is.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and here we have the correct answer buried at the bottom. (also globalization)

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Because he wanted it on fire.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yella," but yea it is the worst thing you can call someone from Texas.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wish i had even one memory like this of my parents. You are great!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Convince home owners this is a good idea. Good luck

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As usual it wasn't his fault though! Some Karen was going crazy!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite comic panels of all time

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If not good, surely typical

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I know this feeling. Thank you for sharing

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm you in the middle of your story. Still working on myself. Still have anger issues. Still anxious all the damn time

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh yes, she is clothed and it sits in a very small church. However, she is having a literal toe curling orgasm

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out bernini. Ecstasy of st Teresa is a masterpiece

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a cowboys fan this hurt so bad.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well yes, but I'm pretty sure we _all_ are hypocrites

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm not convinced all the commenters know its satire.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If my kid was in there i would have done the same. This woman is a hero

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A couple down the street from my childhood home had their only child die from brain cancer. He was 4.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a question! "How does it feel to be so fucking right"

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Ecstacy of st Teresa

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a kid I honestly and sincerely thought all punk rockers were christians because they basically said the same stuff (everyone is equal)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0