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#36 They're milking me, you see. Mostly they take turns.
Motherfuckers if you make me put the /s in...
I hate how unrealistic these are. No demons, vampires, undead, kaiju, or even giant mechs attacking in the middle. This is clearly AI or maybe Korean or something.
Oh, I don't disagree. I'm just being a complete nutter and saying that killing them off won't solve the problem the same way as e.g. Genghis Khan did. The sheer numbers won't help. It's the secondary effects, like they won't be able to invest in so much oil, fly their jets everywhere, etc etc when they're dead, that would help.
Tell me you've never watched Letterkenny without telling me you never watched Letterkenny.
I could sure see them being a problem for a house cat, even a barn cat, but as a grown man, I feel like I could also take a fair number of Canada Gooses.
I imagine they get some comments - often unwelcome no doubt - in other circumstances, and were just mildly confused for a second. It really is a great joke in that way.
Yeah I just don't see how killing billionaires is going to help with climate change that way. I mean, it'll still help, just not that way.
How you gonna wear assless chaps (aka chaps) on a pole but with boxers on? God, what a tease.
That is a break action rifle into which you can chamber, from the bottom, a 20 gauge shotgun shell, two hunting/sporting rifle cartridges (I don't remember what size, but something like .308 or so), and a .22 long. Obviously made for someone rich. Might be Italian made? Otherwise I don't know the context.
I'll be running at the blast hoping to get vaporized just a hair sooner. I feel like a last wank is the best way to go if you have regrets for not wanking it enough or something.
You sure look good in it ...
#1 $30? Those are rookie numbers.
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* at basically any job.
I came here when i saw the title to say "you fucking liar, you don't see him" but I guess I won't do that now. <3
#12 mood
#6 fookin legend
Can we get him a Nobel prize that's the opposite of the Peace prize?
So like ... when we started bombing Iran in earnest, they looked at their watches and said, "Oh look, Fuck It o'clock!" I mean, that's what's happening, right? They held back and held back and sucked it up and ...
We here on Imgur weren't even comfortable shitting on Chuck Norris for dying. I mean there were a couple posts saying otherwise, and I upvoted them too. Honestly though, I'm saving up all my "dead guy" vitriol. I'm not going to tell you who for though, it's a secret.
I know nothing about her. I image search pictures that people post here without attribution. Not even like all the time, just when the mood strikes me. I didn't understand why you were musing about her when there is google.
And now I wanna see Sandro do a drivable build of #1.
If only there were some way to find out more information. Some kind of ... web search. But alas, 'tis not to be.
Ooooh, thank you. That distinction wasn't previously clear to me.
Sure, but the way the dress is presented on her IG is pretty great.
My name is Chuck. I drove a truck. I had a little rubber duck, that I used to ... throw out the window at pedestrians.
No that's obviously a red towel.
If you go to her IG, you can see that dress a little closer up, and in front. And it does not disappoint.
Thankee kindly.