Morning Commute Dump

Mar 26, 2026 12:16 PM

TheLastSpaceman

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#1 seat belt on and phone down would have been helpful

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That GTA one is very well done and that last one is very accurate!

10 hours ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 1

#1 He's driving in Omaha for sure.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 would make a great amusement park ride

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 show just how useless seatbelts are!! /s

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I don't suppose this has anything to do with that phone in his hand

24 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wear your goddamn seat belts people.

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 bruh... im going with "old piece of loose ass"

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 It's a Shibboleth. For some reason i like traveling in LA.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tweaker Geographic for the win.

10 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

O' piece o' loose ass has my vote

7 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

dodge the pothole was epic . saw it on IG

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 fuckin a right

7 hours ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

eh*

7 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#5 - what game is this? GTA?

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 I don't speak that language, but I do speak "Ahh, you! Ya got me"

7 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3 god dammit, these are Heir Jordans!

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't live in the city anymore so tweaker geographics might appeal to me....

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Only 1 gravity holding You down . Wear a seatbelt.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 - the finger on the monkey's paw curls.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 His first rodeo.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 ok, free shoes, but a broken butt bone?

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay.. free old shoes.. oops broken leg 🤷

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And hundreds or thousands of dollars in damage to those cables, which aren't meant for humans to hang from, as we just saw.

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was thinking fractured ankle, since it's the second thing he grabs

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 https://imgur.com/2gVTbbF

7 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

51.8885261N 4.1959874E

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 I mfing felt that.

8 hours ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

It's that slow pain, too. Bang your leg and it takes a good second for your brain to register. FUUUCK that.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s on purpose. Putting a black table right in the walkway after a black doormat… evil

6 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

v

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...I FEEL GOOD NA-NAH NA NAH NA

6 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 this guy is definitely going to kill someone

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 no seat belt, no problem! Maybe he would be in traction if he were strapped in for that.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me at #4 but this dump achieved greatness at #10. +1!

10 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I thought #4 was going to be Peg from Zip Ties and Bias Plies being minty....

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I felt really bad for the goose b/c it wasn't being aggressive AT all and seemed to think he was about to give it food ;(

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Phone's gone @ 00:00:90...Held on to it pretty long

6 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Record scratch... I bet you're wondering how I got here

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GMT+2? Wouldn't that be in Europe somewhere?

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eastern Europe and parts of eastern Africa. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Michigan roads

9 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Surprised I haven't been pulled over the way I have been avoiding the baddies. So many that could swallow a tire on my regular routes.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pennsylvania is the same way. I believe those are the 2 states with the most miles of state-maintained roads.

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Michigan has two seasons. Winter and Construction.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He managed to hold onto his phone the whole time though despite not wearing a seat belt.

6 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Working your way to the Ukrainian front line

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 if there was only something that would I dunno.. like tie him to that seat. Anyone?

7 hours ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Like a strap that could be "buckled," let's say, around his chest and waist.

38 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can say for certain that it is NOT a pothole.. two atleast!

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gah! We put the sharpest minds to task and the technology just isn’t there yet!!! Why, cruel god!!!

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And something that would have allowed him to use both hands instead of having a death grip on his phone... something that would "free" up his hands in some way.

6 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think he is operating under rodeo rules ... has to keep one hand in the air ...

49 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What like a belt? That attaches to his seat? What kind Star Trek bullshit sounding fantasy is that?

5 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

The funny thing is. I never saw a single seatbelt in Star Trek.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They had them in the shuttles in TNG. Some of the movies had them on the bridge if I remember right.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

by the time they come up with that sorta tech we'll be well into the weird zone. we might even have some sorta way to indicate our turns and merges before we make them, or even multi-brightness headlights.

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm wondering if he's on the run. He's got a phone in his hand, looks fucking PANICKED and isn't slowing down at all. I don't mean he's a criminal; I mean in some places in Africa for example (if the vid isn't reversed, some of Africa drives on the left), carjacking esp. delivery vehicles is EXTREMELY common. It looks a bit rural for that but it's possible he was doing a delivery, ran into an attempted carjacking and is running for it.

7 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Reddit said he was watching porn but who knows.

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#10 I grew up living on a river and I can confidently say that this is not only entirely justified, but is also a pretty mild response to a Canadian goose. Those fuckers are fearless and complete assholes at the best of times. We adopted a grizzled veteran barn cat in my teens who took absolutely no shit from anyone or anything. Dude bullied horses and cows at his previous home. But the Canadian geese that would take over our yard? After one attempt to assert his dominance over his 1/2

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell me you've never watched Letterkenny without telling me you never watched Letterkenny.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Territory (our yard), he came back skittish and bleeding. I don't think he left the house for a week after that. From then on he would go toe to toe with everything from the neighborhood cats to even a bear that wandered into our garden one time, but he would not under any circumstances step foot out the door if he could see a Canadian goose.

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Their toughness gets severely overblown imo. I work in wildlife management, and we have to chase geese away from places all the time, sometimes even off their nests. I literally just got off a rooftop to scare some geese away. They're not so scary if you just decide that you're the bigger, scarier animal. Sometimes the brave ones will fly at me, I just stand my ground and protect myself, and eventually they'll back down.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could sure see them being a problem for a house cat, even a barn cat, but as a grown man, I feel like I could also take a fair number of Canada Gooses.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, their reputation is based mostly on the fact that lots of people are afraid of them. They're big animals, and definitely can be aggressive, but they're not really a threat.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0