And something that would have allowed him to use both hands instead of having a death grip on his phone... something that would "free" up his hands in some way.
by the time they come up with that sorta tech we'll be well into the weird zone. we might even have some sorta way to indicate our turns and merges before we make them, or even multi-brightness headlights.
I'm wondering if he's on the run. He's got a phone in his hand, looks fucking PANICKED and isn't slowing down at all. I don't mean he's a criminal; I mean in some places in Africa for example (if the vid isn't reversed, some of Africa drives on the left), carjacking esp. delivery vehicles is EXTREMELY common. It looks a bit rural for that but it's possible he was doing a delivery, ran into an attempted carjacking and is running for it.
#10 I grew up living on a river and I can confidently say that this is not only entirely justified, but is also a pretty mild response to a Canadian goose. Those fuckers are fearless and complete assholes at the best of times. We adopted a grizzled veteran barn cat in my teens who took absolutely no shit from anyone or anything. Dude bullied horses and cows at his previous home. But the Canadian geese that would take over our yard? After one attempt to assert his dominance over his 1/2
Territory (our yard), he came back skittish and bleeding. I don't think he left the house for a week after that. From then on he would go toe to toe with everything from the neighborhood cats to even a bear that wandered into our garden one time, but he would not under any circumstances step foot out the door if he could see a Canadian goose.
Their toughness gets severely overblown imo. I work in wildlife management, and we have to chase geese away from places all the time, sometimes even off their nests. I literally just got off a rooftop to scare some geese away. They're not so scary if you just decide that you're the bigger, scarier animal. Sometimes the brave ones will fly at me, I just stand my ground and protect myself, and eventually they'll back down.
I could sure see them being a problem for a house cat, even a barn cat, but as a grown man, I feel like I could also take a fair number of Canada Gooses.
Yeah, their reputation is based mostly on the fact that lots of people are afraid of them. They're big animals, and definitely can be aggressive, but they're not really a threat.
Yotarian
#1 seat belt on and phone down would have been helpful
Rynestrm
That GTA one is very well done and that last one is very accurate!
newsguycraigevans
#1 He's driving in Omaha for sure.
USvette1
#1 would make a great amusement park ride
HEARTS0FSPACE
#7 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YTI5Zmd3b2YyNnNscTFocmEyd3hzaGY5NWdtcWZ6eGxubWRibnJmZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/q9HHyHPISNZD2/200w.webp
ThailandExpress
#1 show just how useless seatbelts are!! /s
usernamesarenotcomments
#1 I don't suppose this has anything to do with that phone in his hand
Maverickaura
Wear your goddamn seat belts people.
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
#8 bruh... im going with "old piece of loose ass"
InablueMule
#8 It's a Shibboleth. For some reason i like traveling in LA.
trinxter
Tweaker Geographic for the win.
2015Chefj
O' piece o' loose ass has my vote
elusive16
dodge the pothole was epic . saw it on IG
honeybadgersRus
#10 fuckin a right
emperorche
eh*
calenti
#5 - what game is this? GTA?
sfrinlan
#6 I don't speak that language, but I do speak "Ahh, you! Ya got me"
SacrificialClam
#3 god dammit, these are Heir Jordans!
dripstone
I don't live in the city anymore so tweaker geographics might appeal to me....
InablueMule
#1 Only 1 gravity holding You down . Wear a seatbelt.
Akule
#3 - the finger on the monkey's paw curls.
nelllybellly1
#1 His first rodeo.
bbrtki
#3 ok, free shoes, but a broken butt bone?
implosion3
Yay.. free old shoes.. oops broken leg 🤷
imguronefive
And hundreds or thousands of dollars in damage to those cables, which aren't meant for humans to hang from, as we just saw.
bitemark
I was thinking fractured ankle, since it's the second thing he grabs
ricpaul
#2 https://imgur.com/2gVTbbF
PuchMaxi
51.8885261N 4.1959874E
MichikoTheJungleFox
#7 I mfing felt that.
freakdiablo
It's that slow pain, too. Bang your leg and it takes a good second for your brain to register. FUUUCK that.
JackieTreehornProductions
That’s on purpose. Putting a black table right in the walkway after a black doormat… evil
yellwfever
pareidoliaperson
...I FEEL GOOD NA-NAH NA NAH NA
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
applesforjuice
#4 this guy is definitely going to kill someone
McBzz
#1 no seat belt, no problem! Maybe he would be in traction if he were strapped in for that.
youtinybrainedwipersofotherpeoplesbottoms
You had me at #4 but this dump achieved greatness at #10. +1!
picturesofpicturesandpics
I thought #4 was going to be Peg from Zip Ties and Bias Plies being minty....
Feralkyn
I felt really bad for the goose b/c it wasn't being aggressive AT all and seemed to think he was about to give it food ;(
19marcurious57
Phone's gone @ 00:00:90...Held on to it pretty long
dirtylerker
Record scratch... I bet you're wondering how I got here
ilhares
GMT+2? Wouldn't that be in Europe somewhere?
EchoOfSnac
Eastern Europe and parts of eastern Africa. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BusterWinkmeyer
#1 Michigan roads
MoreAwesomerDan
Surprised I haven't been pulled over the way I have been avoiding the baddies. So many that could swallow a tire on my regular routes.
vystral
Pennsylvania is the same way. I believe those are the 2 states with the most miles of state-maintained roads.
DigitalDruid255
Neurisko
Michigan has two seasons. Winter and Construction.
StellarJay77
He managed to hold onto his phone the whole time though despite not wearing a seat belt.
arrbos
#1 Working your way to the Ukrainian front line
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
#1 if there was only something that would I dunno.. like tie him to that seat. Anyone?
Blackmetalhappiness
Like a strap that could be "buckled," let's say, around his chest and waist.
Azazael79
I can say for certain that it is NOT a pothole.. two atleast!
TheTojo15
Gah! We put the sharpest minds to task and the technology just isn’t there yet!!! Why, cruel god!!!
StellarJay77
And something that would have allowed him to use both hands instead of having a death grip on his phone... something that would "free" up his hands in some way.
vampire49
I think he is operating under rodeo rules ... has to keep one hand in the air ...
forte10
What like a belt? That attaches to his seat? What kind Star Trek bullshit sounding fantasy is that?
ThisIsYourLifeNow
The funny thing is. I never saw a single seatbelt in Star Trek.
Leaps
They had them in the shuttles in TNG. Some of the movies had them on the bridge if I remember right.
alantosai
by the time they come up with that sorta tech we'll be well into the weird zone. we might even have some sorta way to indicate our turns and merges before we make them, or even multi-brightness headlights.
Feralkyn
I'm wondering if he's on the run. He's got a phone in his hand, looks fucking PANICKED and isn't slowing down at all. I don't mean he's a criminal; I mean in some places in Africa for example (if the vid isn't reversed, some of Africa drives on the left), carjacking esp. delivery vehicles is EXTREMELY common. It looks a bit rural for that but it's possible he was doing a delivery, ran into an attempted carjacking and is running for it.
Feralkyn
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/197folk/this_is_the_calmest_hijacking_ive_seen_happened/ example, but like, less car crashing
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Reddit said he was watching porn but who knows.
mechanicalfurry
#10 I grew up living on a river and I can confidently say that this is not only entirely justified, but is also a pretty mild response to a Canadian goose. Those fuckers are fearless and complete assholes at the best of times. We adopted a grizzled veteran barn cat in my teens who took absolutely no shit from anyone or anything. Dude bullied horses and cows at his previous home. But the Canadian geese that would take over our yard? After one attempt to assert his dominance over his 1/2
MechaNinja
Tell me you've never watched Letterkenny without telling me you never watched Letterkenny.
mechanicalfurry
Territory (our yard), he came back skittish and bleeding. I don't think he left the house for a week after that. From then on he would go toe to toe with everything from the neighborhood cats to even a bear that wandered into our garden one time, but he would not under any circumstances step foot out the door if he could see a Canadian goose.
HawkmanXLII
Their toughness gets severely overblown imo. I work in wildlife management, and we have to chase geese away from places all the time, sometimes even off their nests. I literally just got off a rooftop to scare some geese away. They're not so scary if you just decide that you're the bigger, scarier animal. Sometimes the brave ones will fly at me, I just stand my ground and protect myself, and eventually they'll back down.
MechaNinja
I could sure see them being a problem for a house cat, even a barn cat, but as a grown man, I feel like I could also take a fair number of Canada Gooses.
HawkmanXLII
Yeah, their reputation is based mostly on the fact that lots of people are afraid of them. They're big animals, and definitely can be aggressive, but they're not really a threat.