MaximumZero

10737 pts ยท January 8, 2012


I guess I'm supposed to put a selfie here. I don't know what the rules on this are supposed to be. No hands selfie, phone is voice activated. http://i.imgur.com/d9B7keMl.jpg

Is this attempted murder?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's all one game, it's just got a really long name.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mercy is bae. Always upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reaper here. Huehuehue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's $560 store credit, homes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It went much smoother the second time around. That's experience for you, though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I use virgin blood. It's like, 1/100th the cost per oz.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Throw me on the pile! Just PM me your Steam ID when you have time, and I'll add you pronto. I don't play as often as I used to, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*hands you a pair of asterisks and Superman 64* Here, use these.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Just cops and paramedics. I don't envy them at all, either.

9 years ago | Likes 282 Dislikes 2

Why not nominate Roy Jones, Bigfoot Silva, Mark Hunt, or Brock Fuckin Lesnar?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonna watch this later.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As opposed to high speed ablative lithobraking.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't this be Gorgeous Jill instead of Handsome Jack?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend's got a girlfriend. Man, he hates that bitch. He tells me every day...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad 76 reporting for duty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was a tennis match. The bug removal was probably the most exciting part.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would consider furiously boning a success.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was apeeling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to take all the naps. If I'm lucky, I just won't wake up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss Beltre, but we have Seager now...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a comp sci nerd. Sincerely, a comp sci nerd.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Be real. They're all so plastic you could consider them blow up dolls.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old people trash my fountain pop. "That will kill you, you know." I deadpan, "Not as fast as the hookers and coke." Instant shutdown.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Two in Ohio, one in Michigan, and one in New York. Then I learned what good wings are in NY, and never looked back.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This shit right there? This is why I hate not only retail work, but also everyone ever. This is my life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I've been to a handful of Hooters sports bars in the States that are exactly the same.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I could hypothetically charge that much. Granted, I'm a retail monkey, but I could SAY that I could charge you that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well...shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0