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Quote of the day "go grow a pussy."
DonaldFuck
Loutrezilla
It bothers me that the quotes cover her face in so many of those.
danzafan37
#3 why the apostrophes? Unless I am missing something
coreunit
She is literally the best thing before sliced bread
LullabyJones
Long live the Queen!
GoBears55
The more I hear about her, the more I appreciate her.
shutupyourenotmymom
Betty White likes Red Vines! Now I have proof to show my fiancé that they are truly superior to Twizzlers.
TheNerdyNaturalist
This is why Betty White is my favorite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1328241/Betty-White-park-ranger-The-88-year-old-actress
PeanutButterNCrackSandwhich
YuDoThis
I guess she made it to 2018.
youarepenguinmwehmweh
Long live Queen Betty.
theportraitssecretinattackmode
This woman is a national treasure. +1
MotherfuckinGoats
I want to be Betty White when I grow up.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
DanteHicks79
I want to believe that she actually said all these things, but the internet is notorious at seeding bullshit.
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
not*
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
Betty is pretty notorious for saying what she wants and got giving a fuck
geiokami
I want a tv show about her and queen Elizabeth
nuttypro
She is my spirt animal
smellycat5
What is this older show that she was on?
moviebunny
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Mackenziewell
Betty White. She'd have died by now but death has extended her professional courtesy.
sharkhugs
What a gem
oOXAEROo
haha, I love her. WHITE POWER!! ... wait ...
CairoLen
She definitely didn't say the one about balls. But it's funny anyway.
TheStaffmaster
Betty White. She'd have died by now but death has extended her professional courtesy. Due to the fact she still knocks em' dead.
prufock
Animals do lie, though.
TimeFoDat
To be fair, #1 is from The Golden Girls & likely can be attributed to one of their amazing writers. Betty White is the shit though—love her.
jimmythehat1
The vaginas taking a pounding isn't hers either. It's Sheng Wang's. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/uuwzqz/comedy-central-presents-grow-a-pair
Lefpa
Humans and fish can coexist
HolyShitZoom
Is this the women from everybody loves Raymond?
sowillo
No thats Maude Davis if i remember correctly. she died this year too.
HolyShitZoom
Doris Roberts...:( she passed away this year too.
sowillo
oh right, wrong name then lol!
Haydanas
I hope she makes it through 2016
ImlnigoMontoya
. (As a space saver in case I need to berate you later this year you monster. )
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
Goofingoff
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TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdqc0FXb01rfqa7zo1_500.gif
rugmiem
Is she currently sick?
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
HaydenMcLaen
You stop it. Stop it right now.
RMR1778
Don't.jinx.it.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
All the 2016 celeb deaths have come out of the blue, the more you talk about it, the less likely it is. It's like a reverse jinx.
TwentyDollarsIsTwentyDollars
ArcofDarkness
asdfertjryjre
For every celebrity death, she and the queen get an extra two years.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Yes. I motion to institute this policy. Will anyone second?
TheMrBadger
I second
DickMercenary
daimomusic
Don't you put that evil on us!
PolarHailStorm
She will. She's not due to pass until 2021 after a Christmas and New Years that'll best all the others she's had.
navyjeff
2020 checking in. So far so good.
PolarHailStorm
I'm impressed you found this. many people oft don't give it a second glance.
myr14d
She's going to outlive you.
Skornish
Is that a threat?
kidcolt
It's a promise.
DankLinguine
It's a promise
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
An inevitability.
TheMrBadger
She better or were blaming you
Elonth
*starts wrapping a chain around knuckles*
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
*preps alligator pit*
ObiWanKenobiHimself
Shifts through pile of old games for sonic 06
GoodDogsBront
Continues to not feed to the hounds so they are nice and hungry
MaximumZero
*hands you a pair of asterisks and Superman 64* Here, use these.
macdaddy961
I'm pretty sure the Geneva convention made that a war crime
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Readies pogo stick.
rugmiem
*we're
TheMrBadger
Sorry, typing on mobile. Sometimes, punctuation doesn't agree with me.
danzafan37
Fuck, sometimes typing on desktop doesn't agree with me. About 20% of my stuff has at least one typo...
rugmiem
It is ok, do not worry. Just do not do it next time.
rugmiem
:)
TheMrBadger