MaximumWhale

1923 pts ยท November 27, 2013


I am the Maximum Whale.

OP delivers!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its nice to know other people appreciated it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ass monkey. Someone reply with the GIF from Bruce Almighty since I'm too lazy. But give me the upvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally Snowtown is on one of these lists!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

JUST DO IT

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I have a weird skin condition where if I press on it it makes pictures." Or something like that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

After all, where would you get your barrels if not for us? ;)

10 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

NEVER hold your keys like that unless you want to destroy your hand.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was listening to NPR today and there was a woman talked about Brain Hacks to improve your sense of smell. Buzzfeed is leaking.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As an American, can confirm the accuracy of this post. (as an aside, I'm typing this on my Smith & Wesson keyboard).

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Barrels are absurdly expensive. Judging by the cost of a bottle of Jack, this is way cheaper.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Willingness would have been a better word choice than ability...

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If your religious beliefs interfere with your ability to do a job, you're not fit for that job. ESPECIALLY if you're a public servant.

10 years ago | Likes 361 Dislikes 11

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well said.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably put ice in your wine, don't you?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 15

This bird is going places.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

If you ever get the chance to see him live, DO IT.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alright , Burnie.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's reich!

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this comment. Well done.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fully automatic snub nose sawed off .50 caliber revolver. Source: I know a lot about guns.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so much better than I hoped for.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone with more time/ability than me add "Deal with it".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. Really good work. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm that friend that's super whiney so no one wants to hang out with me.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Couldn't decide whether to upvote or not, then I saw the last one. Those guys look exactly like them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0