MaximumMarks

54511 pts ยท October 16, 2015


Something about myself! :) XD :p

He abides, though. That's more than most people do

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See what happens when conservatives seize total power.

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But once you were even a beginner at that.

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That's a dark joke. Like, literally

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Thanks

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That's the greatest WTF I've ever heard.

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Could be Donkey meat, though.

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'eating ass' is a bit missleading. He was asked what wine went best with a dish from a Chinese menu that was wrongly translated in English to 'hand shredded ass meat'.

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Let them FIGHT!!!

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'life in a bag
Living my life in this bag
Thank you for putting me in this bag' - Cheekface

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Oh snap, they got him.

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Marco is the other one.

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It was.

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No that's white Abed.

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Going through a break up myself right now. Not nearly as difficult a situation as you are describing, but I can relate to that feeling of just barely being able to accept what's happened to your relationship. I feel you.

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The other cops don't shoot Pitt and the baby isn't counted as a person (make of that what you will). Also, everyone is a sinner in his eyes. There are no innocent people. His killing spree is a message to the world.

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How does it bring the number of victims to nine? John doe kills 5 sinners, plus Gwyneth Paltrow. Then Brad Pitt kills him, effectively making John Doe the victim of Envy and Brad Pitt the embodiment of Wrath. So that's seven dead and everything wrapped up in a neat little package. You COULD argue that it's a plot hole that John Doe doesn't seem to count the unborn baby, since he's such a religious nut...

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I don't know. I prefer Single Female Lawyer anyways

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Does anybody know where this person lives? I'm gonna ask 'em to marry me.

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If only

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Alright, enough internet for today

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