MattSimply

420 pts · May 11, 2016


Proof of not Shatting yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make what people want, not what you like.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If dog attacks: sacrifice forearm, proceed to punch and kick the shit out of it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No worries!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like Head off Shoulders.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Head off Shoulders.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free hugs?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool info. Where did you find it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That´s a superior breed that has been documented during many decades and it´s technically referenced as Bro Crows or "Brows" for short.

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"Why are we jumping?" -last cat jumping.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was that the guy half guy half tank that appeared in the X-Men: The Animated Series episode where Logan encounters Yuriko (L Deathstrike)?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no you didn´t *wobbles head*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Knowledge is power.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don´t give a shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It must get really exhausting after having a lengthy argument. Do you traspire much?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

His joints agree. "I´m pressed" -joints.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and a custom chair.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the prophecy foretold: "Thou shalt nurture the four riders before thy rekt thee".

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The pug had me in tears.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Says the guy wearing italian shoes and expensive swiss watches.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Filmed on: Rancho Santa Fe, Santa Fe, Argentina.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

La Casa Bonita

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Source? Name of the device?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

To this day he reminds me of it and I have to buy him expensive chocolate for Christmas.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

This comment won´t get the praise it deserves. #blackraftsmatter

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

So... basically he still owes money, made his mother spend money, will spend money on his back to life party. Lose, lose, lose situation.

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