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Canofminus
This Album includes "I SMASH YOUR LIFE" and other loves songs written and sung by The Incredible Hulk.
kenzatron
I SMASH YOUR LIFE
alosodumbar
I like it when I immediately know what the top comment will be.
wolfkin
this one if I have my way.... let's go people...
hollywood429
GreatBritishGinger
Heal you.
Rakkoo
Yes no baby but you understand how important it is that you send me upvote to heal you?
notenoughmail
Shhh bby. There's my upvote.
HoganScienceFair
That escalated musically.
KeeleonOhms
I assumed it was song lyrics when the parenthesis showed up. I was very lost. I have no idea what song tho, so now I'm just mostly lost.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Hello
IDontWannaSay
"Hello", by Adele. I knew the second there were three Hello's in a row xD
Broadway2
Her English became better really quick lol
GucciWithSprinklesOnTop
I love how angry these scammers get. How DARE you not give me money for ticket. Smash your life
PaprikaSix
Well their time literally is money, honey (wire me 50 grand for plane money)
rostock
Hah, fedt!
foersom123
Dansker?
rostock
Yep
Littl3W1ng
Too bad for her, she'll never again meet someone like you...
IDontWannaSay
I guess that's what they call turning tables.
crispyseaweed
sounds like he wishes her nothing but the best too
PlutosBeard
So hello my mail order bride! I must've tried a thousand times, to get you through customs, I've paid all the tolls. But I just hope (1/2)
PlutosBeard
Shipping leaves your box enough holes (2/2)
fancyass
Hahaha I wish I could upvote you more
someotherusernameinterest
just spit out coffee all over my laptop. +1
anderslp
Not everyone is a fan. apparently
GingerMatt
I used to be a big fan but now i'm an air conditioner hehe xd
anderslp
Thats a great upgrade.
Filocre
That is one solid Nightblue3 reference.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
JesusSaysTheDarnedestThings
WhereTheFookIAm
Lol the way she/he keeps reminding the money part.... such wow much success lol
Griffindor
Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing payments?
pollyjeanharvey
This needs to be at the top!!!
jeffreybaratheon
I don't know if Imgur has enough Adele fans to get this joke to the top but it should be there.
MyDogHasTheBiggestBallsInTheWorld
Best comment in the post
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
I dont get the joke but others think its hilarious so im just gonna upvote
Waaahmbulance
Chasing Pavements was one of her first hit singles, if not the first
TheMagicalLioplurodon
Perfect!
iwearpantstothebeach
Well done
NekkidSnek
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
IDontWannaSay
YEEEEES
IDontWannaSay
After the first "Hello" I was absolutely expecting that x) Also I hit "return" by mistake on previous comment. I accept the -1s I guess.
MermaidAngelCatFairy69
"You are making me a joke" lol
darwinhacker
TLDR: Hello...send money...Hello....send money...Hello...I smash you life!
andieda
Is this like a reverse mail-order bride situation?
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Yes exactly, they contact you and send you money so you can go to their country, marry them and be a stay-at-home husband
JudgeRhymehold
Fuck yeah! So where do I send all my things to?
crazypyro23
It's the Nigerian Prince scam, except aimed at your dick instead of your wallet
Goddesahpan
In Soviet Russia mail bride orders you!
DoeDoesMum
Yes, I did read that in a horrible Russian accent, and now I'm pissing my husband off because I won't stop talking like this haha
Mariokartexpert
Vodka, dash cam videos, FPSRussia
DaChronisseur
I believe this is a "belligerent scam" situation.
rachhrachhrachh
@OP I need a backstory
MintyHippo6889
I can tell you. OP gets a random add from a clearly fake profile, decides to mess with "her," hilarity ensues. Happens all the time.
rachhrachhrachh
All she wanted to do was heal him, I want to believe!
fvckyes
I don't know why, but I gave her a thick Russian accent throughout the entire convo!
rachhrachhrachh
Sandra Jonesavich
ReP0stMan
"Trolling in the deep"
TobySomething
Gem
paintmelikeyourfrenchgirls
How is this not the top comment??
anniepoonannie
Amazing
3dartwork
One of my biggest pet peeves are fuckshitassfuck mother fucking shits like this who try tricking people into sending them money.
sumowoman
I can get rid of them if you send me money for ticket.
3dartwork
I'd rather sucker into someone who MIGHT take them out. Well worth the money and risk.
danishjuggler21
The saddest part is that, if there are people doing it, it means there are probably some poor guys out there who fall for it.
3dartwork
My 86 year old grandpa for one! Got so bad we had to take control of his assets and bank accounts. Those mother fuckers almost got $50k
shavtetri
Ugh that's terrible. My GIL gets calls from ppl pretending to be my husband stranded somewhere, asking for money. Luckily he just hangs up.
notacoldwarkid
"I smash your life" gotta remember that one
Squeezit
I'm down. I'm using that on Danielle later tonight.
Sh4dowWalker96
"HULK ANGRY. YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN ANGRY."
aeahmg
"Listen here fucko"
malfunctionm1ke
TacoBeater32
The way she talks makes me feel like she is a Philippino prostitute (not that I would know what they sound like)
Youts
Can we as a community make "I smash your life" a thing
Lulabel73
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen.
liquidbeef
Quick go post it in every comment section, ill be right behind you with "reference game on point" (I'm being sarcastic I hate everybody)
GrizzlingtonBear
Listen here fucko, I smash your life
TZO2k15
Already workin' on that! http://imgur.com/HEUyC6o
TypeIV
no
browsib
That's the spirit!
ThirtySevenLettuceEatingPotatoesBuriedInSpace
I SMASH YOUR LIFE!!!!
notacoldwarkid
Don't try to force it! Just don't or I'll smash your life!
kawnet587
I*
Satanandjesusarebros
FUCKING FUCK GRAMMER NAZI I SMASH YOUR LIFE
Greytrip
Sounds like she never heard the song. I wonder if she's a she.
KeeleonOhms
What song?
LearnedCoward
Hello From The Other Side, by Adele. I literally listened to this two days ago, but somehow didn't recognize the lyrics here.
DarthSanta
It's just "Hello".
babybirdhome
Hello
Arracor
hello baby
Stormik
Is it meeee, you are looking for?
th3goodj3rk
It's just unbelievable that that is an actual person at the other end of this conversation and not some ESL Cleverbot.
MegaDeuce
The Cleverbot wouldn't have fallen for it.... "Oh you like Adele?"
th3goodj3rk
That is xenophobia at its most charming. +1
jrntn
Maybe it's both at different points in the conversation. Might have set up an alert whenever the bot actually gets someone to respond a lot?
th3goodj3rk
Yeah, it just seems like the payoff doesn't fit the dedication of the best criminal, while at the same time off-putting to the petty thief.
futurejuicebag
I like this comment
sumowoman
If they bother doing this, there must be people that actually send money to them.
th3goodj3rk
Which makes me shake my head for the baseness of both perpetrator and victim.
swatz
There are to an extent. It was a big thing a while back when they uncovered Russian women doing it, and they spoke to them. They basically<
swatz
>said that if the men had enough money to part with so easily, they obviously didn't need it, or that the men sent the money to help them <
swatz
>and that's what they were doing, helping them, just differently than they expected. It started back when someone actually spoke to you<
swatz
>and it was a longer term scam. I actually had one that I spoke to and she sent family pics, maps of where she (supposedly) lived and then<
mtndewfanatic
I like how she's a scam artist but he's the asshole for making a joke lol
Devante
Well he did make her a joke.
YouMightGetIdeas
I feel like "artist" might be too flattering of a word
DrClaww
I feel the same way about "sandwich artists" when I walk into a subway
yuyufan43
My first thought too. Like, bitch YOU'RE the joke.
GentlemanScientist
I had one of those "Microsoft Support" phone scammers get genuinely upset and yell at me because I refused to take him seriously.
Tibbus
yeah, so much drama :)
underwearsaucier
Women, amirite?
ABillionDucks
Dames, broads, babes, chicks.
FindusSomKatten
its ok braxweighsaton i undderstood the sarcasm
colorfinger
Probably not tbh
SYSTEMERROR34
I love this joke. Apparently, it offends everyone though.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Scam "artist" :p
user82650
Scam beggar? Scam spray-and-prayer?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Publicly obviously scam-thirsty scam novice
Kudoskid
Shit, playing people like harps takes some skill. Some people don't even need jobs they do so well doing this crap.
FrankJ7
''send me money''
DrJamesWoods
"Fuck you, Pay me!" Would have probably gone better
BoopinBeki
Such art.
OolonColuphid
She? You really believe that?
chendy801
'It'
mtndewfanatic
I guess you have a fair point lol
Cereaza
When I see scammers on these who are like... 5/10? I assume scammers would be less realistic.
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
I think I talked to that same girl
SoftBonez
oh please, no one would ever lie about being an attractive female on the internet.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
She...as we know it.
narddogbernard
You think women aren't smart enough to scam?!? Triggered....
norrec
She's identifying as one at least. And baby those are healing hands
MrRandom314159
Women can be scam artists too. #douchebags #feminism
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Well why not? I'd say it's a 50-50 shot with money scams like this.
rarararararararararararararara
Why not? The profile pic may be fake but surely there are female scam artists too.
everybodyneedstogetablimp
So damn aggressive, though.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Could be either or, honestly. Still, all money, good money
TheSkeletonWar
I've had plenty women calling my business nr for scamming with some adversising site that doesn't do shit but take 1200 bucks after a year
TheSkeletonWar
They specificly seem to hire sexy voices so people say 'yes' by accident.
Sheepyhead
Yeah like Sarkeesian
NeroSphere
So... did you send money for air ticket???
YeaNo
Yea he did. there is a lonely man behind the jokes
FsImgur
What gives you the impression she needs money for a plane ticket?
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WadeReed
How? What?
lucidaddict
A deleted comment? Must downvote.
Lazareo
deleted because people don't have sense of humor ;(
pragmatao
I would've. She is so thirsty she was practically BEGGING for it.
crazypyro23
The target audience everyone!
Bronko14
"she" is probably some old fat dude sitting in a basement in Russia getting people to send him money using pictures he finds on the internet
Xerxes8
Odac
You're an idiot.
pragmatao
Love makes women do crazy things, my friend.
BojidarMartinov
Don't be stupid
TheOmnipotent
I don't think you got the joke
greenandgrey
lol well she will never show up bro, she's got 10 more guys doing the same to pay her bills
pragmatao
What?!? Would someone really do that?
greenandgrey
My sweet summer child...
FeversAndMirrors
I have to inform you he was kidding and you took the bait.
GilaMonsieur
DaddyWolf
I find that a tad creepy.
AlexWantsToWorkForIMGUR
Hello?
DMGuy
Is it me you're looking for?
HumanSacrifice7721
yes. i wan to heal you.
Argyle4prem
Hello baby.
mathismusic
Hello
Mr107
I really hope this goes on forever but I don't have the time now to look through all of it.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Please, I just need money for planeticket... or I'LL SMASH YOUR LIFE!!!!
idontenglishsorry
i dont think there is supose to be a "will"
mathismusic
Hello
KittyBitMe
I want to heal you. I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!
NotSureWhatUsernameToUse
well, they do say it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind...
Devante
*you're
theDudeson87
I dunno about you but that's the kind of stability I look for in a woman
SuperBaguetteHighHopes
YOU FUCKING FUCK *
BoreltheRaccoon
Plus steal the organs.
Imghurrr
The most violent healing of all
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
Shows the kind of women I know.. that part made me start to think this wasn't a scam and she was a regular chick.. maybe a Jersey chick tho
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
*healing intensifies*
AlteR11121
Must be a shadow priest
nefelibatacomingthrough
0-100 real fast..
KittyBitMe
⭕️-????
smirkinghighgardenwhore
YOU FUCKING FUCK
LearnedCoward
She's the ghost of Ashley Morris/Creighton Bernette.
Applepotamus
I SMASH YOUR LIFE
TZO2k15
Well that escalated quickly...
wambu
Those tender words . . .
Sh4dowWalker96
It's ok baby, I just need money to help you, it'll be ok. DIE IN A FIRE YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL MURDER EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
imgurane
Soo... is this 4 crazy? Or higher?
fsociety00bat
hello
ThatSmoothFuck
I SMASH YOUR LIFE!!!
malfunctionm1ke
webrakefornobody
LGMHorus
Ok, chill there Luigi
noodlemcb
In Soviet Russia... Life smash you
Lowest
ExpectoPatr0num
I fucking DIED at that part.
LearnedCoward
Yep. That smashed my life.
Imghurrr
Dead
xtrxrzr
...but listen, I need you to get me money for that plane ticket we were talking about.
DerpyDoggos
HELLO, It's HULK.
iyamgurting
I SMASH YOUR LIFE!!!
VodkaReindeer
How did you come up with that witty comment?
Todayiswensday
This is legally blond right there!
avanishprajapati
Stop rolling in deep
Pootisborn
Oh yeah? Well
rbudrick
Instantly knew this would be top comment.
Talok131
FUTURE ME COME BACK HERE NOW
Talok131
I came back.
shmegz
Best threat I've ever read. Lmao.
codingAllNight
I believe there were four exclamation points. It's important not to under emphasise these things.
Raider60
I MUST BREAK YOU!!
TZO2k15
He-Larry-Us, but yeah, ya don't want to piss off too many Russian/Ukrainian women, as they'll never find your body...
Shohanna
Have to catch them first.. lol
Virrepirre
Commenting for later use
istealthepixelsfromreposts
I hate it when the hulk catfishes me.
Darkspire
hulk lonely :(
moosehugger
Hulk needs to stop looking for love by exploiting those he's reaching out to. Hulk needs to love hulk, before hulk love others.
BlueSpaceLizard
But first, Hulk need money for plane ticket.
Darkspire
HULK SMASH DOCTOR PHIL!
aXBlackDeathXa
bufferkiller
I lost it at this point. Fucking gold!
Supermag24
This phrase needs to become a known thing. Like I should be able to go on knowyourmeme.com and find this! We all have to start using this!
Andromedator
DropThePeach
How'd I know that I would see this as top comment when I scrolled down?
Seere
Because of this comment usersub is now filled with morons trying to cash in on your glory by reposting it everywhere.
Bigballz
I must break you
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
I knew this would be top comment. +1
JaiLikeChai
I fucking lost it
TheHappySoul
SANDY SMASH!
the4getful
Tee hee
Quadropillar
Hurricane Sandy?
philibuster22
Already seen this being referenced elsewhere.
WhyEyeEn
skeletundra
I request loki to replaced with the word "life".
Makecba
Punny God.
lokitoki81
this is what I was looking for. Thanks
DinosaursRrad
thegif.gif
baconmassacre
One of you guys should put the word "life"on there lmao!
dorkbot5000
I'm officially obsessed with this line.
LiterallyYourMom
Amazing coincidence, I *also* read the thing right above the comments section! Right in those pictures above, on this image site! Crazy huh.
TheDejectedEntourage
And they also got the most upvoted comment of the day...
MooblyDooblyWoobly
As soon as I saw that line I knew it was the top comment lol.
JobyJob
Whatever you say *smashes life
FroggyBoyyy
TheGif.gif
LlamaLlamaQuack
*Hulk roar*
pladamirvutin
!!!!*
sleeepytealeaf
tipdub
lol my favorite line
GilaMonsieur
TheGame364
Now this phrase would become as trending as the 5/7 meme.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
pnuts13
Leme smash, pls?
MexicaninQatar
I understood this awesome reference!
friggentodd
@Parchedgiraffetails
LavenderPlaysUnisonLeague
I thin she just realized what he was doing..
LavenderPlaysUnisonLeague
Yea..,,.'he' was the person talking to the "she". "She" just realized that "he".....-sigh-
LankyFrog
"she"
Xommic
Not necessarily
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
fitzinimgur
What is that from?
Applepotamus
the hobbit
shanem94
Love that scene.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
game of thrones
Hotsaucex0
Darude - Sandstorm
cringeandpurge
TalosGuideUs
Dap, dap, dap
evanglasses
Holy chips dude I can't stop laughing...
elemnt360
Best gif response ever
JesusEnoughAlready
Full vid is hilarious. Reporter-"How old are you Kai?" Kai-"I couldn't call it"
Hassa111
I love this GIF so much!
JavertIsWatchingUs
Smash SMASH SUUUMAASH
Wadzirra
Yeah...
VanceHavnic
You're worthwhile....no onnne canevertake that away fro you
whatspaulplayingtoday
Didn't he wind up killing several people?
BigisDickis
Yeah, he's in jail now getting his butthole smashed.
Thurmanjr7
He did. He is in jail now.
SloppyJimbo
Killed one with a hatchet to the back of the head bc he was attacking 2 people with his car
DevonGronka
and then, if you read the comments, people who say they know kai say it was more likely that he actually steered the car in to the guy 1/2
DevonGronka
and then tried to blame the guy. so the plot is a bit thick and muddy about the whole thing. =/
Thurmanjr7
http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/02/from_union_county_jail_social_media_celeb_gains_br.html
Aathole
Just one
cringeandpurge
http://mashable.com/2013/02/04/hitchhiker-news-viral/
fireeternal
This is really incomplete.
cringeandpurge
theres another link in this thread, feel free to go find it
YarTheBug
http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2016/05/kai_the_hitchhiker_wages_legal_battle_from_jail_fi.html
underscoreneckbeard
That's fucked up.
EdButterfield
With moves like that it wouldn't surprise me
80percentlegs
I believe he claimed self defense
Aathole
I killed someone who was attempting to murder two people
whatspaulplayingtoday
Yeah.
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Even though it was a particularly frail man
DevonGronka
Just one. According to him a guy drugged and raped him, and when he woke up and realized what happened he killed the guy.
TalosGuideUs
Wrong
TalosGuideUs
2 people
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Pulp fiction style? Did he use a Katana?
DevonGronka
he beat the guy to death. which generally takes a lot of force; it's hard to argue self defense in this case.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Lol what? Gonna need sauce on that
TTWheatley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF2nWKiYmNE
StruggleWell
Thanks.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Me too. That's why I'm asking.
demon2749
I heard the same thing. #credible
cringeandpurge
See above
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
No I know the original video, but this guy said he murdered several people, that's the source I want