Matrix29bear

8 pts · December 25, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjXXshhm8mE Smack my titties

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, I liked SLAP THEM TITTIES way more. Hey ho, slap dem titties, bounce bounce bounce, slap dem titties.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/610144 -- PokeDouche: Pokeverything

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the trainers in the Pokemon Universe ONLY HAVE POKEMON as animals. Food is Pokemon, rocks are Pokemon, even trees are Pokemon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And they sleep standing upright, urinate in their pants, and defecate in the same spot all day long.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Doctor Evil: (fingerquotes) "Acci-dentally"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see a pair of slippers next to her bed. I see a couple of dildos; one for each hole.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She built a gun that uses Captain Sunshine's "Solar Power", channels it into a powerful shot, but didn't know it'd help him? Not buying it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been certain she was a deep-cover double-agent (one of the Avon Lady Commandos? from the ORB flashback episode) for a long time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So she concealed those files (his home address -- currently their home address) along with his son's name & most of The Monarch's hijinks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all things, Mrs. The Monarch is... she is not a stupid or unobservant woman. The Guild probably knew who The Blue Morpho really was

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She switched butt cheeks because (two shots in the same butt cheek? Yowch). The truth is that she's covering up for her husband again.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually... it could mean that Dr. Mrs. the Monarch... WOKE UP. She searched the house, made up her mind, and then redarted herself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hüsker Dü means "Do you remember?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After scoring the top of the Shrimp Death Bubble with the glass cutter, lightly tap in a slow circle, your cut line. Ta-Da! Easy open.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For those aghast folks... buy glass cutter, score top of Shrimp Death Bubble.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay, let's all be EQUALLY POOR.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats & Small Children = Toilet paper faces wall. Adults no pets = Toilet paper away from wall. Kids will waste less TP if it faces wall

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0