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Front Page Edit:
*This is not actually me. This is a humorous juxtaposition of two images meant to poke fun at the fact that the Socially Awkward/Awesome meme is a penguin and I happened to find a video of a penguin pooping on a bride.
PM Me your Boston Terriers
PhooZzy
Thats like what, 12000$ down the drain?
InappropriateGifReplier
zombiefarmboy
Wait, so that NOT you?
Ginkgopsida
So you're not a penguin?
ilikewobbleboards
Is this why someone decided to name a penguin a 'formal chicken'? Because of their propensity to attend weddings?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
arebenji
Racist fucking penguin if you ask me.
QJO317
Can someone edit the gif so the penguin's top half is backwards
TheMightyMuchacho
Woah! that thing's a cannon!
emiliopostevez
BendydickWaffleSmack
Try it in reverse! http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-1662726467.gif
ISupportYourViews
Upvoting for the FP edit.
hesaidsarcastically
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/285481/SCOTTISH-WEDDING.jpg
xarchangel85x
I secretly love when people who think of animals as props get a rude awakening. It satisfies my soul.
Maldraek
At least it's white.
waxemm
That's funny right there.
ZachPutland
People still don't know that you don't stand behind a penguin?
ErinFromTheOffice
Based on the color and the fact that it happened as the bride touched him, I'm not sure that's poop.
IgnisInvictus
That there was funny! Alas, science begs to differ. Birds have a multi-purpose waste elimination orifice, waste is about that color.
VonSnootingham
At least the bird was properly attired.
JustCallMeBean
Hey, coming to the wedding dressed better than the groom; he might as well shit on the bride since he already shit on the wedding, too.
SensibleChuckleNorris
when you press the hand soap pump a little too hard.
crann
Don't lie. That was no accident.
Kronzor
That's some quality shit posting.
TotallyRandomInternetStranger
Now that's a creative use of this meme!
WarmPineNeedles
Nice username. Now please validate my entire existence. Thank you.
Andr3tti
That was no accident. He leaned into that one.
GerhardRammelhausen
Yes seriously, don't let anything aim its asshole on your wedding dress. Is this not teached in brideschool?
newuser656
THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FUCKING PENGUIN
IMightBeAGiraffe
I might be a giraffe though...
Boodablitz
HYDROFRACKER
I would ruin her
ketochris
You got that backwards.
thegreatfatass
thebigby
This reaction meme is burning up the charts
Stadix
AncientPostNecromancer
Photo by Bruton Gaster
DaleATuCuerpoAlegriaMacarena
I'm oddly turned on by this gif
OblivionsBloodhound
It's her eyes. Dreamy as fuck.
SaltyJake
Welcome to everything April Ludgate - Dwyer does.
PatOfEngland
Compliments on the hyphen.
Nikolaj
Hah! That's funny. This is funny. Simple, and funny. This is the kinda shit I'm here for. +1 OP.
HairytheSheep
Penguin shit, its the good stuff
Newthoenikker
So poop jokes is why you're here? Seems like idiocracy is coming true
Stadix
GhostleyNerdicus
Ha! Puns!
IdontLikeYouLikeThat
Unlike the bride who did not come here for shit
ItsMeGod
God damn you, I yearn for a high-five for that comment.
IgnisInvictus
Nope. She went to her own wedding for shit.
WinstonSmith1994
Pun intended?
GOMAXLGO
Punintentional
Nikolaj
Of course.
AverageSexGod
Little known fact, penguins while not directly racist do strongly oppose interracial marriages.
Stadix
BongoMonkeyPooPooPlatter
This is gold +1
imshibagel
Aren't penguins interracial? I mean they're black and white..
Stadix
yeah they get down with the swirl
Howdoilife
I've always called myself an oreo but I think i'll go with penguin now.
HadMeSomeChickens
How is that not directly racist?
KissShotAcerolaOrionHeartUnderBlade
They are both white and black so it's alright
Winterous
It, isn't discriminating against a race? The reasons behind it are usually racist, but the position itself isn't.
Howdoilife
Maybe it's because i'm stoned but this is the funniest thing i've read all day so i'm gonna gift you a gif
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AverageSexGod
Segregation and eugenics are very different.
rudejohn
It is not attacking a race. Believing all races should remain pure is not racist in any way. I know because I'm white and my wife is Chinese
enneque
Shh it just isn't
HadMeSomeChickens
Cool, guess my grandma's not (directly) racist after all!
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Better yet, what the fuck would indirect racism be?
Genini
Doesn't know what indirect racism. Typical, Pig.
UndercoverDumbledore
Indirect racism is when a rule/policy treats everyone the same but causes an unfair effect for one race/religion/etc. Eg. Banning head wear.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
taxing watermelons, outlawing chihuahuas, force feed bacon, outlaw rice, stop selling automatic weapons. that about covers most races lol
KhalFrodo
This is the most underrated comment I have ever seen.