Matlo

17204 pts · October 13, 2014


Turning small talk in to medium chat is an art. I'm British and live in London. Still in denial at getting old and doing it disgracefully. When not working i'm a trainee wine master, love food and PC gaming. Cheese is my crack and i may have to steal your tires to pay for my next fix. I do love a chat so feel free to send me a message :) twitch.tv/dutyhero

If they fart at the same time their body takes a screen shot.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

My dude, you have impedible taste in music. I leant to mix on vinyl back then using RM - Children and an X-Files remix that was doing the rounds about the same time

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't get no sleep.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Yeah, i reposed as the link i had did not work and the edit did not delete it and im lazy

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

I would not trust him with a wet fart let alone a sword

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She is super cute and that vid makes me smile every time

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I met him briefly at a theatre i used to work at. He as a very lovely man

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You..... shower after every movement? That seems long

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pooper property, the real estate of the butt

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great in theory but you dont always have access to a Bidet

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man i feel like a woman! Do do du du du do doo

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post has not aged well

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh man this has not aged well. You were not to know though @OP #AmberTurd

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is a very old meme

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Clam Slam

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Fuck

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats the title of my GF's sex tape

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This comment deserves more recognition that its getting. Well played sir, well played

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That does kinda make a lot more sense

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called fashion sweetie. Look it up, Its right there in the title

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ありがとう。あなたは私の一日を作りました:)私は今年後半に日本を訪問しようとしています。

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little from column A a smidgen from column B

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats wonderfully high praise, thank you :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use beard oil as i find it stops the itching and helps it to feel soft and less wirery

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