Mathstronaut

1586 pts ยท December 18, 2017


Yeah, note the flat tire on the back too. He's already having a bad time. Definitely thrown a tool, screamed, or punched an inanimate thing in similar situations.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in Virginia... Please take me too!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He can have all of Ohio as far as I'm concerned.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Our dog does this, but mostly to people who also have big toothy grins. I want to believe that she's mimicking them. It looks terrifying to see a 115 lb dog bare her teeth at you, but she's wagging her tail and being sweet at the same time...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that's enough for tonight.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The terrible thing is that it just means we're stuck in a dead end timeline. Which is possible...

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As if imgur could like you any more...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also works for 12 = 3*4...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously true. Why do we need sucralose in protein powders? It's not protein.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 "He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Last time this was posted (a couple days ago), I mentioned that mine has had 2 crops of blooms this year. A particular flower blooms once and goes limp in the morning, but many can happen. Source: mine on the porch.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, once a year is kind of wrong. Mine has had 2 crops.of blooms. The first collection bloomed over a period of about a week about a month ago. The next ones will be in a few weeks.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, it was RIGHT THERE!!!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

AND PLAY GUITAR!!!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And that was the peak of his life. Pack it in, you can't top that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It turns out, unborn things are actually fish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's not really "upward," it's more like a 45 degree angle from the stomach. Gravity and excitedness then fight to keep it at that angle.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Optimum no devices connected.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If it's grizzly, fuuuuu

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely in there. J dude says "god, my god, why have you forsaken me" hanging on the cross in a couple of them (Mathew and Mark?) It always struck me as a kid, cause his dad turned his back on him in the last moments.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Excludes the asexuals.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't always lift with a spotter. But those "safeties" are anything but. I have a cage that literally won't let the thing fall on my neck.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, pay me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came here to say that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aesop Rock - Labor

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do a backflip!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0