"That" family member...

Jun 15, 2023 2:21 AM

He isn't special. He's limited edition.
He is filled with great porpoise. Saucy saws: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsoUXy_A2yh/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

ITS' FLIPPER! God i'm old

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Ocean Moon Moon

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That guy is high as a kite on blowfish fo sho

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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It's a message, it says, so long and thanks for all the fish!

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I feel like it's similar to a 6 year old kid jumping around going YEET YEET YEET.

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he seems fun

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Dammit Moon Moon!

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Always that one friend

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I love to plaaaaayyyyy!

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Fuck them boats

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"Just ignore him, he just wants attention..."

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Extra

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...special

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redbull should sign him what an untapped market

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Itchy back and no arms.

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I hope all the other dolphins think that this dude is sexy af and they get laid all the time and make a ton of crazy flippin babies

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The one that just wanna have fun and isn't afraid to do what it take to have fun

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Someone will be along soon, present their qualifications, and then state with solid authority that it has a fatal brain parasite and will be dying very soon.

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Reminds me of Jonathan Livingston Seagull. My favorite childhood book.

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my cousins sent me this gif with the caption You. I didn't have a response, but now I do. Thanks lol

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You gotta create your own fun

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Pronking without legs. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stotting

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that's interesting https://imgur.com/ZWuGXHG.gif

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Get it off ! Get it OFF !! Is it still on me ???

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That dolphin definitely just played with a pufferfish

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Are you suggesting that it is tripping … err … flipping out?

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Fucking Trevor. Every time.

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Hold my beer

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Do a backflip!

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Someone was huffin that puffer

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“So long and thanks for all the fish.”

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I wonder what this dolphin is saying here

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Uncle Dave!

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Architect who worked on an aquarium… A lot of times in nature this behavior is associated with dealing with parasites… In other words when you have to scratch an itch but don't have arms and hands with opposable thumbs…. That's information I overheard, but what do I know, I draw pictures of buildings and then get yelled at.

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there it is.

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Hello! A long time ago I was going to study architecture but was talked out of it during my year 10 work experience by the architects: "Look, we all thought we were going to design the next Opera House, but reality is you are going to spend your life designing utilitarian public toilet blocks that cost as little money to make as possible. Or the exact same building with a very slight change to the roof angle on a fire station remodel. " Is that true in your experience? Or were they depressed? :)

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I've been very fortunate to work on cool projects and collaborate with national firms, I even did a museum with Frank Gehry… He stole my umbrella during an electrical storm 20 years ago

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If i were a manager of an aquarium, the architect is one of the people i most definitely WON'T be yelling at... Be a shame if the new building would end up looking like a penis and a ball sack.

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The poor dolphin, & all animals who can't reach their itches.

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The center of my back

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It got the zoomies.

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Getting used to the controls of Ecco The Dolphin when it went 3D

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Really hope my Sega still works

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Shit. That was my jam. Fighting that shark was downright chaos. The Tides of Time was the clencher, though.

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Fucking yes

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Fucking yes

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Yessing fuck

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I LOVED THAT FUCKING GAME!

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I’m wondering if this dolphin in playing qwop

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So.. it is a drone....?

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Those games were HARD! I remember throwing down my controller in frustration sometimes

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Dude. I equally loved, hated, and was terrified of this game on Sega genesis as a child.

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I used to be so scared of that game. Sometimes I still remember the terror of being swept up in that tornado. I just wanted to be a dolphin and swim around.

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You just unlocked a core memory. I loved that game!

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Right? It's a point of pride for me that I played Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future so much on Dreamcast that it eventually became easy. I still remember learning how to beat the first shark, and the unique fish you had to find and bring back to the giant ray inside that labyrinth of caves.

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How do you fuck yes

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"Yaaaaaaass. UhhYEAAHHHSSS!" That's how.

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By asking nicely.

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Consent is key, but thankfully it can't say no

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There's that bit in the e

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