Masterofcucumbers

454 pts ยท January 1, 2015


As an insomniac, no.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

No.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a circus artist +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Donald Trump?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's your moms fault.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I always come too early.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my dream!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easyer to manufacture and richer in flavour and nutrition values. Win-win I say!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually no. Pickles are usually vinegar based preserved cucumbers, while i make some of them traditionally fermented cucumbers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U ok?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

this is what not having kids looks like.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's like two or three weeks of this and then back to work!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure you can!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he does the interwebs thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

posting pictures in imgur is pretty much allowed i think. no worries :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

woff

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GGGGAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well hellloooo!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

banana for.. u know..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*feffinetly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*n

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'm dem nibbles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wiggle wiggle wiggle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you two have something to talk about. Source - married man with two kids

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is what you get when you combine hipsters with free time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tl;dr skip this.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 15

my butt is itchy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i know the "not give a fuck about" part but the rest is a bit like woo woo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0