MasterOfTrumpets

1147 pts ยท May 27, 2015


My balls are like Tom Brady's...flat and unacceptable.

Yeah nobody can drive black ice. That shit caused my first accident

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A linebacker at my school once hit a bully (while he was bullying a kid) so hard his fucking eye popped out. It was great

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toke it up! Have a day full of good vibes and may that bitch not bother you today ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully that makes sense. I've tried everything and I can only use some of the effects

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serious question, how do I turn off the back track (it's some disco song you jam to) without disabling the effects when using the TouchPad?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you beard brother?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't lie. I can smell the sandalwood from here you slut.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gust of wind? Never heard of her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you can make me purr

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you dead sexy son?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even with a beard I am not as manly as you sir. I wipe my moustache in your honor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tease me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is not although it easily could be if programmed correctly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made raptor sounds in my head watching this...so what if I'm single ok?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just simply don't give a fuck. Petty shit like double standards are for overly sensitive people. Fuck you and your opinion. I like tits.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Shut the fuck up.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Holy shit that kid flipped in the back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

State swangin

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anyone else hoping that little girl was going to get a face full of shit putting her head on the assembly line?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Listen to spit out the bone then get back to me. Not talking crap but that song is super heavy and I think you'll enjoy it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With my luck, i try for 20 mins and still die...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice servin' with ya lads

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww so easy for you to lose respect for a band :( do you need a safe space?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. Bitches.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile cancer is still a mystery.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Not really.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Metallica fans!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0