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This is Mallory, she loves naan bread and sitting on smaller chickens
Edit: Most viral? Thank you! Mallory is a total menace so I might try and get some more little gifs of her :) (And will post her sitting on the other chickens as soon as I catch her doing it next!)
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
Fun fact, I am so allergic to chicken that if I tried to do what's in this gif I could very well die!
TheOfficialTLDR
TLDR: Chickens are mean little shits.
sugarandspiceandeverythingwrong
Hi Mallory
SchrodingersSchrodinger
What a consistence I also love naan bread and sitting on smaller chickens. Hell i would love to sit on a bigger one too!
michaelgjackson
Looks like naan issue for the bird.
HannibalHoseth
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE DINOSAURS AND IM VERY MUCH DISAPPOINTED
TerryFoldFlaps
We just not gonna talk about op using a thumb and pinky to hold the bread?
mechalentil
You do that once your chicken realises she likes to bite your index finger
CunningLanguageist
So does this make anyone else wonder if velociraptors tasted like chicken?
DecapitatedJizzWizard
That sir is a trex
TheLastSpaceman
That bite
mktoaster
Clever girl... Wait...
JoeBobBriggs
Dont think birds are related to dinosaurs? Throw a live mouse in front of a group of chickens.
knobhoblin
UncWithTheSkunk
My name is Calum, I too love naan bread.
sheapet
Where's her poop bag?
SpookyScarySkelejens
I read nan nan bread and I was like...what the shit is that? Then I reevaluated my life decisions.
nj23dublin
This confirms that chicken come from dinosaurs x
dandelionbomb
I had a chicken like this named Betty White. She was the leader and epic escape artist. I miss her still.
mechalentil
That is an excellent name for a chicken :)
MasterOfTrumpets
I made raptor sounds in my head watching this...so what if I'm single ok?
dionyxes
Someone make this a up vote gif
wigglepickle
Feather raptors
VaultDweller
itsapirateslifeforme
Do you think the dinosaurs are looking down from dinosaur heaven saying "this is what we turned into? Are you fucking kidding me?"
wigglepickle
I wish they did :D
RecurringNightmare
there is no kidding about chickens, they are vicious for their size, my mothers <2,5lb hens chase cats out of the garden
Justabuckeye
Sounds like Mallory is at the top of the pecking order.
mechalentil
She sure is, funnily enough we named the first 4 we got after female characters from Archer, and she did become the boss, was meant to be
AdorableTinyKitties
Damn straight it was ment to be!
espionrouge
LANNNNNNNNA
Hoenheign
I got seven of them and dam when they run together they look like their gonna take a trex down
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RojinOni
I don't like birds
Mayokopp
A chicken with preferences? They don't have any, they just eat everything. Source: I was raised by chickens
beabetterhumaneveryday
Sitting on other chickens? I'd like to see proof of this.
OGtaytay
Our chickens sit on each other and lay eggs! Some hens hog the nesting boxes, like a mean older sister.
HappyEngineer
https://media.giphy.com/media/eInTYFaIQ8Bc4/giphy.gif
mechalentil
I'll try and get a photo! All the others are pekin bantams, so I think she's like, i'll show them who's top of the pecking order *sits*
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mechalentil
I don't know if everyone will see this? She's not sat on top tonight but little ones are all cuddled up! http://imgur.com/t708Fgw
beabetterhumaneveryday
dawwww. bockbockbockbockbockbockbock
Shcherbina
RecurringNightmare
get them a roost to sit on, that should solve the issue
mechalentil
They have some further in to the nesting box, for some reason they don't really perch
RecurringNightmare
too high(pobs getting up/down), no grip(too round or slippery), maybe too cold(draft?), maybe not high enough, they have to feel save there