MasterNyx

1248 pts ยท June 9, 2011


The local big cat sanctuary (Exotic Feline Rescue Center) has an annual Pumpkin Bash. They fill punkins with chicken breast. They love play

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here comes dumbass Ashy Larry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, he had a melon on him. Mike Myers dad in So I Married An Axe Murderer would have had a field day with Poe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This thing?

12 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

I think that was Pepe Sylvia's.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put a quarter in and her balls drop.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope if someone says "Guardians of the Galaxy" in Guardians of the Galaxy Chris Pratt does this face.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Portia just wanted anustart.

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

But are you ready for the crunch?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He is also a head of a Scientology group that purports that Psychiatry is nothing but torture.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved his little song to himself so he remembered where his keys and gun were.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone that has never watched Supernatural what is the fascination with Castiel? I've only seen the him in other things and he was okay

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They replaced JFK's brain with a bag of sand.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The naked arousal on Vince's face kinda makes me feel like I'm watching him on hidden camera, even though it was filmed in a stadium.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks genuinely afraid for her life. "Do giants eat people?"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That just makes NPH's forehead look even bigger.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jon Snow is a son of a bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm getting a very Tim Curry vibe from those two.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who runs Barter Town?!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could have been worse. As a Canadian they could have called you a "Nickleback".

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If someone is being irrational pointing out the flaws in their reasoning isn't gaslighting.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Damien would be proud.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My best buddy Arthur Guinness is turning 8 in a couple weeks.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait just a cotton picking minute. Is that Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark as the vicar?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zelda told F. Scott that his penis was small to mess with his head. Fitzgerald exposed himself to Ernest Hemingway to ask if she was right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You all are having cartoon blowjobs and I'm just sittin' here

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The actor that played Tuvok on Voyager was one of the Spaceballs "combing" the desert.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The word Orchid comes from the Greek for testicle.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more parasol.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that cat is doing the Robot.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0