El Dorado

Aug 29, 2013 4:06 PM

mittensquish

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I fapped to this movie...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

UMM WAT

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You all are having cartoon blowjobs and I'm just sittin' here

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chel:"Oh! Oh,no,no,no.The High Priest! What is he gonna think when he sees one of the Gods like this with me?" Tulio: "Uhh...Lucky god?"

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

That's the "oh crap, parents/roommates are home, pretend I wasn't just giving you a blowjob" face. :)

12 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 4

One of my favorite movies!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cartoons probably give great head.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD imgur!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never got around to watching this movie... now I regret it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why haven't I watched this yet?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the TRAAAAAAIIIILLLL we blaaaze

12 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Chel is very sexy

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tulio is sexy as hell

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how she stretches out those jaw muscles

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beware the wrath of the Gods! Be Gone! Kkh kkh!

12 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

This is the best movie. I still can't believe that Disney didn't make it...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have this DVD. It was in the $5 bin at WalMart. I love those goddamned $5 bins.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Altivo is Spanish for.. the tivo

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never seen it, will now, but it looks like she was passed out across his lap. Boobies on crotch at best. Unless his torso is super wide.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this movie so fucking much.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact; the creators confirmed that in the original drafts Tulio and Miguel were actually a couple. Rewatch it with that knowledge.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And their lovechild is eventually Flynn Rider from Tangled. Shhh it makes perfect sense.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Totally didn't even question the logic behind that until about 2 minutes later & realizing that procreation don't work like that. #pregnant

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The red drink is ayahuasca, a pretty potent psychedelic substance(DMT). Also, fav child movie! I grew up with the norwegian dubbed version.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I... I never noticed.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THE LITTLE STRAND OF HER HAIR IN HER MOUTH oh my lord too realistic

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Thinking the same thing my friend.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i need to watch this movie again

12 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 3

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12 years ago (deleted Nov 10, 2014 12:11 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I am here with you

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i need to watch this movie.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The first one got popular and now people are trying too hard to find more. The one in the forest is 100% incorrect. Don't trust the internet

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

EL DORADO COME AND PLAY, EL DORADO STEP THIS WAY. TAKE A TICKET FOR THE RIDE.

12 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

I always upvote Maiden. Up the Irons!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK YES IRON MAIDEN

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

EL DORADO STREETS OF GOLD, SEE THE SHIP IT'S OVERSOLD, YOU'VE GOT ONE LAST CHANCE TO TRYYYYYYY

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

UP THE IRONS.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

upvote for Poe

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, wrong Eldorado.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like that movie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The poem im quoting there is "El Dorado" by Edgar Allan Poe

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I know. It's quoted in the movie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, guess its been too long. Time to rewatch it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie El Dorado with Clint Eastwood not the Disney version.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking John Wayne/Robert Mitchum. There's two westerns that are virtually the same.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His face when he rises up... did you ever think it was a kiss?

12 years ago | Likes 1152 Dislikes 3

He is a lucky god

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DID WHEN I WAS 10!

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, her mouth is open when she get's up.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh i always knew

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Lucky god."

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

....yes

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Her hair's in her mouth. That always happens to me when I give a blowjob.

12 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

Not in her hair either, just a curl of it that's near her mouth

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Blowjob hair" = the pony tail thing where you don't pull it all the way through the third time.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

i call it a funny bun

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a bun.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bun is twisted. This is just half-assed.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been calling my half-assed ponytails "buns" for years. I learned something valuable today.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But am I the only one who thinks that video game blow jobs are really fun? Like FOCUS ON LOL NOW. CAN YOU? A GAME WITHIN A GAME.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

NEVER.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

but then the guy can't grab your hair...

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I have to warm up for deep stuff so if my guy does that he gets too excited and I could puke. :( But he can still grab the semi-bun thing.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i mean realistically.. theyre consenting adults. shes giving that fool a nice cartoon blowjob.

12 years ago | Likes 1029 Dislikes 6

she's even got her hair all stuck on her face, it was a messy one!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also I feel like the ancient maya/inca/aztecs/toolazytogooglewhichitis probably didnt have the same hangups about BJs as europeans.

12 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 6

Did you see the look of shame on her face? That panic of being caught giving a bj out in public?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not just in public. As gods, the guys were staying in the temple. Oh snap.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A cartoon blowjob? What's that? Do little spinning birdies and stars show up when you blow your load? If so..Sign. Me. Up.

12 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

I believe a musical number is part of that deal too

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I give the BEST cartoon blowjobs.

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

i feel like, as a woman, that would be much more entertaining than a flat out load. give me some twinkly stars and sparkle cum right meow

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Lol. Sparkle come.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

brb, gonna go drink Easter Egg dye and glitter

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yeah, have fun getting that out of your clothes/blankets/hair/nightmares.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You just shake it out, duh.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And what if it was different every time? Confetti one time, little songbirds another time!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You have a good imagination. I like that.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0