Mashpit

183 pts ยท November 18, 2015


Think they meant that the news managed to ID the officer, who ideally would've remained anonymous to... protect his identity, I guess?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

me so horny -> mesoh orny -> me(e)soh(il) (w)orny(ing) -> missile warning. If that makes any sense.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo, my family runs a restaurant about 10 mins from there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO COME HOME!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that he was supposed to survive, but the test audience thought it cheapened his sacrifice so they offed him for real.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*your new best friend

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly, the act itself would be a hell of a story to tell if they actually managed to pull it off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This makes me think of my dad. I didn't blow out all my candles on my 5th birthday, and he beat me with a pair of jumper cables. Good times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....I always nod forwards. Even to close friends and family. Do I have trust issues?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this thing could shoot, would it technically be an autocannon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's common knowledge that a .45 can shoot down a Japanese Zero. A .50 should EASILY be able to annhilate a fridge /s

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now do 2 atoms

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably thought that the gun was unloaded for the demonstration, and you can see that he checks the cylinder at the end of the gif.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like he meant to dry fire the gun. You can see that his finger was off the trigger until after he cocked the hammer back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Falling asleep at the barber is the worst because you know that you're being a lil shit by nodding back and forth but you can't stop either

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Executive order 13765: the POTUS is now to be referred to as "my boy barack".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better late than never?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better late than never?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0