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Apr 7, 2017 1:52 PM
TheRealR0tb3rt
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Chambo852
As if shorts and a tshirt are made of mythril
ardivian
How many times will we see this in April? It had quite a few reposts last month.
MemeaholicsAnonymous
Think that's a Fearection Aka Fear Boner
streptovsky
ADRENALINE BONER GO
ShowerNexus
My plan *uuuuuurp* is to slap them with my dick morty. Y-y-you don't just walk into a mans room Morty. That's how you get dick slapped
Evergrey
My body IS a weapon. A weapon of both horror and pain. :/
TheotherAgentJohnson
A person with no shame in their nudity is very intimidating to one who thinks they should have shame.
BassNAss
Oh yeah.
mynewcharacter
Celtic warriors used to charge into battle naked to lower the morale of the enemy.
AnnChristin86
I'm overweight, me naked should be defense enough ;-)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
What was the greentext about a fat naked guy talking about rushing people with a gun mixing up "Wanna die" "Fuck off" and went "WANNA FUCK?"
mragonzales
No! No....no..... damn it!
DoctorSvenHoek
my drunk neighbor broke into my place. he was greeted by a .45 and a naked tattooed dude with a pierced dick.
luketreefreebean
I will remind people of what kevin hart said. You never want to fight someone naked.
battlepants
Pants ain't gonna stop a bullet. If anything, I will be swifter without them.
Apalapan
Slap in my grandad's nazi cap, load his Luger, scream PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE and fire.exe until the weapon is empty.
Lezbedevious
Have a machete at the head of my bed. Pretty sure naked chick with a huge knife might surprise you long enough.
StarryKitten
What is a thin layer of fabric going to do to help me in a situation like this? Hide something close to the bed for security and you're good
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Maybe they'll be shocked enough to freeze for a moment because of a naked lady leaping out of the room and I'll be able to escape.
MrNickS1124
I kick a dudes ass in my tighty whiteys for trying to break into my car. Turn out just fine, for me at least.
ToastMasterLex
WANNA FUCK??!
furriephillips
My attacker would be grossed out, to the point of incapacity.
Homophone
Swing my old lady tits like nunchucks & disarm them. Shoot them with their own gun. Profit!
AkiyamaRuss
tarataqa
Shhhh. Baby, you had me at "old lady tits".
nordicfatcheese
AshtaMonogue
I sleep nude and keep a big freaking knife next to the bed
slykip
I don't understand this argument. What would having clothes on do for you when an intruder comes in?
ToastMasterLex
Less clothes = easier to rape. That seems to be the logic.My logic is that if you're gonna get raped it doesn't matter what clothes're there
mrgrynch
Eh naw, I guess some people want to be a able to be on the fly at all times. Exposing a 3 inch peckerwood or somethin to your neighborhood
CandidGamera
Don't try to find a point in that argument. For Americans, Puritan prudery trumps logic. Think of the children!!!
VarientTyrant
well , if you ran outside , then you wouldn't be done for indecent exposure ( with cloths on)
OhhHaiMark
Uhm ever heard of seduction?
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
I will turn into an attack helicopter
augdah93
One of the many good aspects of being transformergenderformer
Skeletun
You cant just turn into a Attack helicopter, its not a choice! We're born this way!
SidneyHarbor
"That's my secret Captain. I'm always an attack helicopter."
TheGoldenHawk
Wap wap wap wap wap....
ApexAkolos
Wass wass wass
Seawolff81
You don't need pants to fire a gun.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
HenryGR
I agree. But I usually carry 2 extra magazines. I guess you understand my concern.
Seawolff81
If you switch to a revolver with one speedloader, that might solve your problem. At least it's the right shape
HenryGR
Rhe shape depends on each persons taste. OTOH, capacity is an issue.
DoctorSvenHoek
amen
RepostSadistic
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What was he doing in my pajamas, I would never know.
Kable
My biggest fear someone breaks into my house while I'm sleeping i wake up and I'm all like.. damn it, where the fucks my hearing protection
FluffyPuddles
You don't need pants to let your dogs handle it.
raptorking
What if the perps have a knife? You would risk your dog's life like that? Shootem and keep everyone safe
FluffyPuddles
Nothing against self protection, my ammosexual brother, but my dogs react much faster than I do when asleep. They wouldn't let anyone in.
Breginor
Yeah I don't think a burglar would be very encouraged seeing a hairy naked dude with a shotgun.
Iworktosavethetatas
Sugarcrotch
That's someone's fetish
SalamanderCmndr
WANNA FUCK?
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
You need more upvotes. I think I just died.
3MTA3
sick reference game bromosapien
TinySupreme
Makes it easy to pleasure yourself while blowing a hole in someone's chest as you sing the star spangled banner and wearing Spongebob socks.
HenryGR
Why the socks?
dangerousDoc
because otherwise you wouldn't be properly dressed.
HenryGR
HAHAHA, I loved your answer. Despite the fact that I definitely do not aprove wearing nothing but socks. :OP
TheRealR0tb3rt
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
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PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
.50 cal rounds have terrible penetration power.
CarnivorousRabbit
Yeah, that's why we only use them to take out targets through cover, right?
Mashpit
Well, it's common knowledge that a .45 can shoot down a Japanese Zero. A .50 should EASILY be able to annhilate a fridge /s
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
He's implying that you shoot through your neighbors wall and fridge. Your better off with 9 mm for that shit. Even still unlikely
ANIMEJESUS
Yet have incredible impact! The fridge would smash the burglar with the same force as a semi doing 80
ElCabaro
DefinitelyNotDavidDuchovny
As a Canadian (no gun experience), due to newton's third, wouldn't your arm also feel as though a semi hit it, except worse since small area
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
No, probably lose most of its momentum before breaking through the neighbors wall
ANIMEJESUS
Its a joke bro...
ravenforthekell
Is that a fucking shotgun shell?
drfluph
410 rounds are a thing
GrammerHitler
Maximum impact.
TresusIbor
I dunno why, but I read that as an anime move. "MAXIMUM....IMPACTO!"
GrammerHitler
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMam6Fj_uaU