MarioParty3Sheldon

158 pts ยท July 18, 2020


Mario Party 3, 64x on Sweet Surprise is possible! I got an image proving it and was recommended this to get my image on Google.

I'm friends with those dead platters of brisket that I eat. Brisket is tasty!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the guy who puts his pants on in Goodfellas to be more presentable, only to get whacked and not need to put on pants.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Murderers have the luxury of throwing dead bodies in a school of piranhas to destroy the evidence.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monopoly is not an accurate analogy of capitalism. Wealth is created in entrepreneurship. It is not a zero sum game!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0% interest on federal student loans has been extended till the end of September 2021! We are getting some relief.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Student loan interest is not a concern short term. The 0% interest rates have been extended until the end of September 2021!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who would've thought Ted Cruz would have looked hot back then!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, it's a racist!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why does Trump care what you think? He has already lost the election.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I prefer indoor pools.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't play other versions without talking in American monopoly terms.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want to see the most evil of humanity, go to the dark web. The worst of humanity is no longer a public spectacle. It's done in secret

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smell a rat!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We already topped this off long ago! This is just politics as usual.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, the hole is too big and not tight enough or flexible enough to be used as a sex toy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In this weather, I'm surprised her ass didn't get stuck on the wall.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually Creationists believe God spoke and BANG it happened. Stephen Hawking made a documentary countering the idea that God caused TBB.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like they purposely made him look younger to appeal to their target demographic!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scary thing is those candles now look like delicious Wonka candy!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tyson's Cosmos remake was full blown bashing religious people. Carl Sagan's version was a lot more discreet and respectable in comparison.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if we could find aliens, there's currently no plausible way to reach them. Humans suffer rapid bone decay in space, and other issues.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically, that is one thing both creationists and Stephen Hawking agree upon.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like that they made Thor fat. What's even more baffling is that Thor continued to stay fat after they changed the past. What gives?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Will this cure an eating disorder?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$10,000 stimulus checks would cost only $2 trillion. That's what we need to get this economy booming again.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time I checked, Antifa support defund the police.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd rather use the microwave than stick a pizza in boiling water.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The free market will keep builders in check via competition.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Highly doubt it. Chances are that a huge percentage of Futurama and 21st century entertainment will be long gone by then.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paul Reubens also appeared in failed game show you don't know jack. When he got busted at an adult theater, Gilbert Gottfried joked about it

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