I'm hungry

Jan 16, 2021 5:22 PM

BeniDune

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Yeah, that'll be a no from me.

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Bet she never goes in a pool again.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’ll ruin the mood real quick

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

One year after a hurricane, my pool was full of blue crabs, they chased me ex around the patio when he was trying to get them out, hilarious

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's my understanding that this is why the vast majority of pools in FL are fenced in.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 481 Dislikes 1

Perfect

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There are different ways to end a pool party..but none have quite the panache as a live alligator.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone know if she was hurt? That f**ker but her hand.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you know she still brings this up in fights

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crikey! Thaat's a faast bugger, innit?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought we were relatively safe in pools.. Fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet I know what was happening behind that folded up sun shade

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Look, it's a cat. Here kitty, kitty. Pst, pst, pst, pst.. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that guy was incredibly useless.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No threesomes, Joanna

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

/a/OFL9Qc3

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

what the fuck!!!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Kept thinking he wasn't just trying to pry the mouth open but rip it's fucking jaw off. Balls o steel!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I really want to know how this was filmed. Did he set up the phone before he jumped in to get the dog?

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

A surveillance type camera. To monitor activity in the pool area.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Happened in Nov. in Florida (of course) co-op called "Sharing the Landscape" campaign sets up the cameras. The pups name is Gunner. He's ok.

5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

The speed at which the dude got out is commendable.

5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Wondering how much flak he got for that

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The girl moves deeper into the pool.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

What else could she have done?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Instinct is to move back, his back was to the edge of the pool, her back was to the center.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her fight or flight ducked her over. The move was probably too grapple and throw it away

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better get a fence up!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe build a wall to keep them out

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They climb fences just fine, but I think you'd at least be able to hear that and have a head start. Foil their stealth mode.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

holy shit he fucking yeeted towards her.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caimin like a wrecking ball.

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Hands down best comment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment right here.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i do not have to run faster than the aligator.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone is getting a new handbag

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Babe. You know id do anything for you" Gator shows up- "Good luck not getting eaten babe I'm out!"

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I prefer indoor pools.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was an aggressive aardvark at first. Had to rewatch to find it was a gator.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I thought it was an otter at first.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

or maybe the weasel from the River Bottom Nightmare Band?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He totally left her.

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of the movie Force Majure (or the US remake Downhill) - great movie btw.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Loved that he took his phone and left his kids!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real talk, almost anyone would recoil from a surprise reptile attack.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Amazing how equality goes out of the window when it comes to survival.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

You mean how survival brings out the equality in him? Trusting her to take care of herself, not helping her just because she is female.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He did help her, rather limply at the end. I meant the comments TBF.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They were doing “something” before the attack, but as soon as the creature went in, the boyfriend was like: yep! You’re on your own now!??

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

fucking bitch

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

okay calm down lol

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

no, dude just dips and leaves his girl in the water with a gator.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe the girl was the gator's and she was cheating on him?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was my favorite part

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Shoo! Shoo!”

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That is why I live where the air freezes my face

5 years ago | Likes 1250 Dislikes 5

There’s places in between

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You... You know there's alternatives, right? It's not like every person on earth is attacked by cold or crocogators.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Hello fellow cold dweller.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Less than 1 Alligator fatality per year in the US. At least 1500 deaths by hypothermia each year.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First time in below freezing weather and the wind was killing my face. “I must be a pussy,” turns out I was using menthol shaving cream.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too. CANADA

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha! Me too!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in Missouri where this is common except instead of animals being jumped is more of a fear

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's amore!.....?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude same.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bears, though?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could just live in the middle of the Pacific ocean. We don't have any of these things in Hawaii. Worst we have are centipedes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

don't you have cockroaches the size of 1970's skateboards?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And tsunamis, volcanoes and the Imperial Japanese Navy bombing you randomly on Sunday mornings.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You jinxed us into 2021: Year of the Ice Crocs. (Sighs)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and no snakes either

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Won't stop them.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Boop the snoot pro edition

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Save Edition

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. We just have bears and cougars.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Tappo melkeen ? -24°C almost daily, eyelashes and nose hair freezes. Bresthing hurts. There's dry cold, and "wet" cold. Wet hurts more. ;_;

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wet cold seems to go right through clothing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does. Sticks to skin and then freezes right away. Even dry hair gets frozen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or put up a fence, like most people who live in these areas.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? At least cold isn't actively trying to off me

5 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

... as far as you know

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just the penguins...they are shady, tuxedo-wearing fuckers

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, but depending on where you are the polar bears might be.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, only passively

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well.... it is, but like it’s super easy to ward off. And I like socks so... :)

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Socks are the best

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been considering wearing one on my nose for the past few days.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I actually like the masks for this reason. Keeps the nose warm.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They help, but at nearly -30 Celsius I just need more.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well... historically Homo Sapiens thrived in the cold. We‘re good at that... and no giant spiders!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Man: Makes fire. Nature: Am I a joke to you?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Florida?

5 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 1

Crocodile. And a small one at that.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's a caiman, not a gator.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Florida.

5 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 3

Freaky Florida

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

There's no way that's Florida. Alligators are no where near that aggressive. That's a croc

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think in FL we're required by law to have some type of enclosure around pool areas. to keep kids from getting in unsupervised.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where else?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Australia and Asia. Crocodilians are actually native to five continents.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

South america

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a caiman to me, so South America? Pools are required to have fences in the US and I don't see over here

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

Common myth. Pools aren’t required to have fences here. I’ve lived in 3 homes with pools. No fended. Florida resident

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Well if you have a croc problem, id say theyre probably not required, but still mandatory.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that's a monitor of some sort.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a law according to the link provided by @jbilly90 but it only applies to pools built after the law was enacted.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or houses sold after the law was enacted. Also, most insurance companies will require you to put one in or they won't insure your house.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would you not want one?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very expensive

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's one of the dumbest arguments against a safety device, especially for a luxury product.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It must be very Florida of me to never have heard or seen anyone actually follow this law

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive seen it. My gpa had one when i was a kid in the 90s. My bff has one at her house. I live in fl too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason I’m getting a Caribbean vibe, perhaps a backyard pool at a Mexican Airbnb. I think that’s a crocodile.

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 4

I vote caiman, that's a really narrow snoot.

5 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Snout looks more pointed than a gator's.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Could be Caiman, looks small

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't think there are any crocodiles in the America's. Gators and caiman though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are, and they're protected https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh neat! I didn't know that, thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My pleasure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct, it’s a crocodile that attacked a couple at a resort in Zimbabwe. One sec, be back with a source.

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Eh, you see the problem here is that you've linked to The Mirror which means it's likely incorrect.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No. I tried to link to a more reputable source but most urls were too long. The story is easily verifiable if you do your own search.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"giant crocodile"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0