MahlonPatterson

1710 pts ยท October 3, 2014


I read it as parakeet shit first time around

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks so much his name is Boh and he is def a spoiled pupper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Search for "karma compilations" on YouTube.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 doesn't look like it saved anyone's life if that's blood on the inside of face shield. What happened?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of a joke my dad used to say when I was little. Drove me crazy..."do you walk to school or carry your lunch?" ... anyone know it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because the dog was annoying the lion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not an arm......

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is referred to at my dog park as "eating from the soft serve machine"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea. I taught a collie I didn't even own to bring me my shoes in one weekend of house sitting. Owners only taught him sit/down/stay/roll

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But how.. how do you drink out of it?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just curious but where about was this taken? Very similar to skies near me in the Chesapeake Bay Area. But ours are usually more pink/purple

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With a name like that you must have some kind of S&M like downvote fetish

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You don't need a degree to volunteer at your local animal shelter. No rhinos but the pups will be super grateful. It's very fulfilling

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Right? He's in a car. Moving. Of course he's going places. Geez

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea lol. MAYBE if a company made a few thousand of them it'd cost 2k. If this is all hand made the gun alone would cost more

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Latex suit/cleavage fetish sites

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! Some of my fav are the ones that have subtle triangle shape so they don't roll away. The cheap signo's beat our higher end imo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love pens! I work at Amazon n try pens when I come across them. I've tried 100s. Fav so far is Signo out of Japan its like a midnight blue

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mint Berry Crunch!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sick loop bro

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elkton, MD USA 31

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I could only be one of those guys that didn't make the same mistake again it would be so awesome and I'd love it more than anything else

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moriarty?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Moriarty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been my answer to "what if u won lottery?" For years. Jon Stewart retired from daily show and has animal sanctuary. VOLUNTEER!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This has been my answer to "what if u won lottery?" For years. Jon Stewart retired from daily show and has animal sanctuary. VOLUNTEER!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fav is when they bring warrick out later and they talk about movie "Big" and Karl says "but that didn't happen to you did it?" Love it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0