12998 pts ยท April 11, 2018
Rugrats crossed with Penguins of Madagascar in Muppet Babies style animated TMNT show..??Ahhh shit you know I'd actually watch that
Most likely a survivor who died from severe diarrhoea after drinking contaminated water or food
Isn't he the mime that took the bag off the wife to make the husband carry it? That was legendary
Start painting fake shadows of data centres then haha
Teeth? Y'all must have a mouth like a picket fence mate
And if cartoons taught me anything, a single floppy disk can hold enough information to destroy the world
... and my cuffs are bone dry!!! Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
I'll give you 5 thoughts and 3 prayers
#14 honestly would not surprise me if they are illegal now because people could fall and fun is a crime now
Wtf that's my cat!?! Haha
Feel like this kind belongs on r/shitamericanssay
Oh you E clearly just got a mild case of July four-arm...
Lol I start brushing in front of a mirror but then I wander out to the living room and kitchen, usually to keep watching whatever show I had on but a few times I've finished brushing and realised I'm standing in the laundry room or back porch and have to go back to spit in the sink etc haha
Lol that looks just like my tripod Boxy! Haha
Falling off a skateboard and getting Frenchmen-ed... Yeah it totally works!! Haha
Mf-er just wrote a new Michael Jackson song!! Hahaha
Pspspspsps
Yeah well you better start recording a metal album to keep up George haha (love them both)
There used to be a dog on my walk home that always barked at anyone walking by. Trekking back home from the pub one evening and prepare as I approached the house... Heard the dog running up to the fence to bark as soon as it saw me... The moment I walked into view I WAS THE ONE who went woof woof woof!!! It just stood there like whoa wtf!? as I kept walking, got to the corner and laughed my ass off, it never barked at me again and I've always wondered what I actually said to get that reaction...
... Turns out it actually is that fucking easy to fix a problem...Politicians aren't going to like that getting out.
"why are millennials killing the child industry..?"
Never seen one before haha
#22 the smug look and slight wink to the camera makes me think that cat knows they didn't snip it properly or he's got like a third ball they missed and he is going to be back in action once the fur on his Brazilian wax grows back haha
#14 He said "I don't know" and she immediately turned it into "I don't want to" ... That's not at all what he'd just said but that's what she interpreted it to mean..?Holy shit...THAT'S what girls mean by "I don't know" when you ask them where they'd like to go to eat..? It just means no..?English is definitely a gendered language hahaha
#39 I tear off the first piece of toilet paper and chuck it in the toilet ever since I watched the movie 1408
"That's not a mission failure! That's just... Redefined objectives..." - Skipper
Always an upvote for Calvin & Hobbes!!!
I read transparent as the parent of a trans kid wtf it's finally happened haha
Oh of course NOBODY saw that coming a fucken mile away haha
Rube Goldberg would be proud haha
Rugrats crossed with Penguins of Madagascar in Muppet Babies style animated TMNT show..??
Ahhh shit you know I'd actually watch that
Most likely a survivor who died from severe diarrhoea after drinking contaminated water or food
Isn't he the mime that took the bag off the wife to make the husband carry it? That was legendary
Start painting fake shadows of data centres then haha
Teeth? Y'all must have a mouth like a picket fence mate
And if cartoons taught me anything, a single floppy disk can hold enough information to destroy the world
... and my cuffs are bone dry!!! Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
I'll give you 5 thoughts and 3 prayers
#14 honestly would not surprise me if they are illegal now because people could fall and fun is a crime now
Wtf that's my cat!?! Haha
Feel like this kind belongs on r/shitamericanssay
Oh you E clearly just got a mild case of July four-arm...
Lol I start brushing in front of a mirror but then I wander out to the living room and kitchen, usually to keep watching whatever show I had on but a few times I've finished brushing and realised I'm standing in the laundry room or back porch and have to go back to spit in the sink etc haha
Lol that looks just like my tripod Boxy! Haha
Falling off a skateboard and getting Frenchmen-ed... Yeah it totally works!! Haha
Mf-er just wrote a new Michael Jackson song!! Hahaha
Pspspspsps
Yeah well you better start recording a metal album to keep up George haha (love them both)
There used to be a dog on my walk home that always barked at anyone walking by. Trekking back home from the pub one evening and prepare as I approached the house... Heard the dog running up to the fence to bark as soon as it saw me... The moment I walked into view I WAS THE ONE who went woof woof woof!!! It just stood there like whoa wtf!? as I kept walking, got to the corner and laughed my ass off, it never barked at me again and I've always wondered what I actually said to get that reaction...
... Turns out it actually is that fucking easy to fix a problem...
Politicians aren't going to like that getting out.
"why are millennials killing the child industry..?"
Never seen one before haha
#22 the smug look and slight wink to the camera makes me think that cat knows they didn't snip it properly or he's got like a third ball they missed and he is going to be back in action once the fur on his Brazilian wax grows back haha
#14 He said "I don't know" and she immediately turned it into "I don't want to" ... That's not at all what he'd just said but that's what she interpreted it to mean..?
Holy shit...
THAT'S what girls mean by "I don't know" when you ask them where they'd like to go to eat..? It just means no..?
English is definitely a gendered language hahaha
#39 I tear off the first piece of toilet paper and chuck it in the toilet ever since I watched the movie 1408
"That's not a mission failure! That's just... Redefined objectives..." - Skipper
Always an upvote for Calvin & Hobbes!!!
I read transparent as the parent of a trans kid wtf it's finally happened haha
Oh of course NOBODY saw that coming a fucken mile away haha
Rube Goldberg would be proud haha