MagicButtPlug

23376 pts · September 16, 2018


"Breaking News about our fucked world, Sex toy updates & Tire recalls." It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable.

I consider myself the Best Beater as well...ya know like my weiner

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The curly haired guy from ancient aliens...FUCK!

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We just want people to be excellent to each other. Hail! Austin Chapter Ava Satanis

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Yo....how much for it? This phone emulator bullshit aint the same haha

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*shucks corn with greater intensity

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#28 what is this from?

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HENTAI!!!!

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I push the frosty goodness in my pee hole then force myself to sneeze.

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Observation would change the outcome though, McConaughey told me.. or some cat I don't know.

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Go rub out a homeless man for making me count them

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Patreon: Americas best healthcare provider

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#8 one of them came out of that cabinet

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That moment when you find a fetish... Like Christmas morning

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Hashtag current events lol youth!

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Not a wide reciever huh

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Always had cocoooaaa fudge.

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Didn't have an egg but I always had a vision

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Shootin for a cake when I couldn't make a brownie

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JFK for the win! Dallas ruins everything.

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I ate five different frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizzas to prove my sister I was man (sad) enough to do it. "White Pizza" was awesome.

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*pornhub intensifies

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That knife made my inner chef ejaculate...like alot. Probably a full otter pop sleeve.

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