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HommeDeFeu
Also sky sharks with zombie Nazis... Not a joke (2019)
kobun253
I like shitty horror movies so sign me up
Grumpywitch
Not so much before the Ghost Shark
zasukia7
There's a podcast in Germany discussing only badly made shark movies. You would be surprised how many of those movies exist
oldpotatoes
Should have said "startled" instead of "stalked"
Dadbodbot
I LOLed!
memphizslim
Oh Mr. Kang
frustratinglyneutral
"Steven Kang"
baturro
Steven Kang?
Dadpool6
AbelardSnazz
Judge Dredd already done it:
botenana
Once it moved into the subplot with a mafia connection I stopped trying. Just generally, a full stoppage of try.
cjandstuff
Holy crap, this is a real movie! Well, I use the term "movie" loosely here.
Spiderbutts
Fantastic.
Feralkyn
steven kang
ExtraJudicial
In the book club with Kevin Grisham and Salmon Rhushtie /s
Sutashi
If you like this then you'll probably like Rubber...https://youtu.be/6XM7oCKC-L8. I think it's on Amazon Prime.
meconopsia
The one who swims behind the rows.
aerogelatina
Sharks in the cork, say the corn can't grow... baby!
WTFisUnderwear
komododave
“Mom, can we have Stephen King?” “We have Stephen King at home.”
Lampmonster
That's the thing though, this would be boring for King. His closest story to this, besides Children obviously, is Rainy Season where a 1/2
Lampmonster
couple staying in a small town are eaten by a rain of needle toothed toads. You read that right.
FancySharkDinnerParty
I know what I'm doing this weekend.
memphizslim
Corn maze
koakuma42
Playing rust?
TheGhostDaddy
Crying alone in your apartment?
FancySharkDinnerParty
No, I live in a house.
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
Seen it. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So many of the actors have the same last name it’s like a home movie.
zanderfire
Is that... Dillon harper?
NZSheeps
Alas, no. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13862974/fullcredits
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Uniboob
AlexVanPutten
Dillion*
IveGotRedOnMe
Dillon hasn't been that slim since the beginning of her career
RadiDaddy
We’re gonna need a bigger combine.
Gestalt7
Fuck, I want to see this movie!
xyxyxyxy31
Untoast
KarlderMarder
Holy christ - the trailer is.... interesting
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Got to wonder what they smoked to come up with the script and how they got people to invest. Not even good for money laundering
IIikethecutofyourjib
Probably still going off sharknado
NZSheeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-rwRJnEPHs
NZSheeps
But the effects look awesome!!! (....ly bad)
Ambipolar
Daaa---dum daa--dum da-dum da-dum da-dum *pop* *pop* *pop*
FallingStar7669
Jaws Theme x Hot Butter's 'Popcorn' mashup? I'm down.
trapdoorogre
Or just Popcorn "sung" by a shark.
Mammamiaitsagonorrhea
Iowa sucks but at least there's no sharks, right? Wrong!
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Not that has been proven yet. Bull sharks have been caught in the Mississippi River just above St Louis though.
ThunderMeikle
If that line isn't in the movie I'm going to be disappointed
eljefeisatwork
"Just when you thought Iowa couldn't suck any more"
MagicButtPlug
*shucks corn with greater intensity
zeroisnothing
As someone from Iowa.... I don't think it's physically possible to suck any more. Well, I guess we could be Nebraska.
eljefeisatwork
In the South, we have a saying: “At least we’re not Mississippi.” You may borrow and adjust if you like.
Zetor
1.6 on imdb. It's either horrible or horrible good.
PrizmRed
Wait this is real?! ...sigh
kingkongkeom
Yes
botenana
It’s just horrible.
zynthesis
But will it beat out Noah's Shark?
thesixmilliondollarman
I have an inkling it’s the former.
Heisanevilgenius
It looks very Asylum. Asylum makes movies that have an absurd premise to get your attention and then 80% of it is unscripted padding
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
So was Velocipastor. Lol
Zetor
Yes. Out of morbid curiosity, I watched the "trailer". Not worth the disk space.
thesnow
Dear god you’re right
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Bad movies are only enjoyable if they're trying to be good movies.
Heisanevilgenius
There are a few exceptions. Early Peter Jackson movies are a lot of fun.
pareidoliaperson
Oh Hi Mark
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Nananosaur
In french, we call them "nanard". Those movies are bigger than you would think they are.
drunkbs
Your mom is a nanard.
Cahine
No english word for this, what a shame
skepticalhippo
1.6 seems too low to be horrible good.
SarcasticComment
Disagree. Kirk Cameron is the third lowest and everything he makes is a gem of deplorable.
Gestalt7
I'm not saying it IS the worst movie in history because when things get this bad, it's hard to discern one cellulloid abortion from another.
Gestalt7
From an IMDB review