MadeAccnt2CommentThis

142 pts ยท September 4, 2021


1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

2 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Tastes like peppermint.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas! You're a beautiful person as well!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seeing as gravity was invented before light bulbs, guess it checks out

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's no cut end.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds like the perfect pitch for selling someone multiple lightning rods.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0