142 pts ยท September 4, 2021
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Tastes like peppermint.
Merry Christmas! You're a beautiful person as well!
Seeing as gravity was invented before light bulbs, guess it checks out
That's no cut end.
This sounds like the perfect pitch for selling someone multiple lightning rods.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Tastes like peppermint.
Merry Christmas! You're a beautiful person as well!
Seeing as gravity was invented before light bulbs, guess it checks out
That's no cut end.
This sounds like the perfect pitch for selling someone multiple lightning rods.