Machinejps

1496 pts ยท July 10, 2015


I'm still suffering from making all my loan payments on time, but I'm glad others won't have to. I can be bitter and still glad it happened.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never not laugh at this gif

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

That'll buff out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My other cats are not pleased by this development.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuz he ain't got no legs?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not laugh at that.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do people still recognize you with that red arm?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want to have to get in the buzzard car in a hurry...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well fuck, where are my keys, brb

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also what turned the middle east from a center of intellectualism into the war-torn region it is today.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

With FLAVOR-KNEES!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you trying to tell me that muslims and christians are discriminated against equally?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coastal mountain maps are the best. I'll definitely use some of these. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appreciating not being part of a group that is often targeted is not narrow-minded. Maybe a little insensitive, but at least honest.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I don't often see chess jokes. Nerd. +1

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

That second panel is her telling a sad story in cat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But letting the worst of two evils prevail is better?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Horizons aren't usually that flat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone had that kid. Mine said he was allergic to construction paper and would start screaming if a teacher made him touch it. He wasn't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That kid looks like such a little shit

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That astronaut one isn't real.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Little tip. Go nuts with green circuit production. Seriously, like completely overboard. You'll need them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say goodbye to your loved ones and ever sleeping again if you get it. Especially that first week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you made sure to show off your watch too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol so that actually is Noel Fielding? Now I'm confused.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made me instantly think of Noel Fielding

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some places only require a rear license plate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you haven't had a fried egg on a burger, I'd recommend you try it at least once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I'm sure most of us would like it to be. I know I'm hungry now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0