Machet

81 pts ยท April 30, 2012


The remote is always either under the cat or in the fridge

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Look at the hot nips on mom

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Nice wet beaver

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She even has the hands-behind-the-back posture of a real window shopper

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This is exactly how covid got started

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This guy looks like a Klingon

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3 hours drive from my house

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Sergeant Shaved Balls

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After falling on a knife, the hospital here in Norway operated on me for hours. The cost: Zero

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That's a swell shark

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Despite how it feels now, your body had a healthy response. Feel better soon OP

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My cat always massages my balls before she lays down

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"This just in"

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Me too. And I was genuinely upset when her character died

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She was awesome in The Big Tit Jack Off

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Eat less, move more

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What if they backed up to slow the flooding and put everybody on the iceberg?

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Bruce Wayne is Batman??!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's "tip-top"

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Litterbug

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I never realized Scarlett Johansson was up for a role in a Transformers movie

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Chance is the guy in the wheelchair

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Rope is cheap!

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Tiny houses are still bigger than my house

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Lasik was awesome except for the burnt eyeball smell

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Plane went down

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Jennie Magill was quite a piece

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As a teen, a much older man grabbed my genitals. I broke his nose, lifted him upside down and dropped him down some stairs. I'm a victim

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That sounds like a vague horoscope that can be applied to 95% of humans. So I guess my spirit animal is a wolf-dog too

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One good friend makes up for 10 bad ones, tenfold

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