81 pts ยท April 30, 2012
The remote is always either under the cat or in the fridge
Look at the hot nips on mom
Nice wet beaver
She even has the hands-behind-the-back posture of a real window shopper
This is exactly how covid got started
This guy looks like a Klingon
3 hours drive from my house
Sergeant Shaved Balls
After falling on a knife, the hospital here in Norway operated on me for hours. The cost: Zero
That's a swell shark
Despite how it feels now, your body had a healthy response. Feel better soon OP
My cat always massages my balls before she lays down
"This just in"
Me too. And I was genuinely upset when her character died
She was awesome in The Big Tit Jack Off
Eat less, move more
What if they backed up to slow the flooding and put everybody on the iceberg?
Bruce Wayne is Batman??!!!
It's "tip-top"
Litterbug
I never realized Scarlett Johansson was up for a role in a Transformers movie
Chance is the guy in the wheelchair
Rope is cheap!
Tiny houses are still bigger than my house
Lasik was awesome except for the burnt eyeball smell
Plane went down
Jennie Magill was quite a piece
As a teen, a much older man grabbed my genitals. I broke his nose, lifted him upside down and dropped him down some stairs. I'm a victim
That sounds like a vague horoscope that can be applied to 95% of humans. So I guess my spirit animal is a wolf-dog too
One good friend makes up for 10 bad ones, tenfold
The remote is always either under the cat or in the fridge
Look at the hot nips on mom
Nice wet beaver
She even has the hands-behind-the-back posture of a real window shopper
This is exactly how covid got started
This guy looks like a Klingon
3 hours drive from my house
Sergeant Shaved Balls
After falling on a knife, the hospital here in Norway operated on me for hours. The cost: Zero
That's a swell shark
Despite how it feels now, your body had a healthy response. Feel better soon OP
My cat always massages my balls before she lays down
"This just in"
Me too. And I was genuinely upset when her character died
She was awesome in The Big Tit Jack Off
Eat less, move more
What if they backed up to slow the flooding and put everybody on the iceberg?
Bruce Wayne is Batman??!!!
It's "tip-top"
Litterbug
I never realized Scarlett Johansson was up for a role in a Transformers movie
Chance is the guy in the wheelchair
Rope is cheap!
Tiny houses are still bigger than my house
Lasik was awesome except for the burnt eyeball smell
Plane went down
Jennie Magill was quite a piece
As a teen, a much older man grabbed my genitals. I broke his nose, lifted him upside down and dropped him down some stairs. I'm a victim
That sounds like a vague horoscope that can be applied to 95% of humans. So I guess my spirit animal is a wolf-dog too
One good friend makes up for 10 bad ones, tenfold