MMQuiteContrary

21968 pts ยท January 25, 2013


I think he's looking at the tomato that way...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I dunno, I'm a woman and I'd probably do some of this dumb shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw man I haven't had a laugh that good in a while.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you meant that statement how it came out, buttttt maybe you did. Who am I to judge?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"They don't happen in people." This is the information I was really looking for.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Oh man, we're on the front page for something good, finally! Go Delaware!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOME PEOPLE HATE SOGGY CEREAL AND LIKE TO POUR IT IN A LITTLE BIT AT A TIME I'M NOT MURDERING ANYONE hmpf

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It teaches conflict resolution!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a marriage therapist: yes to all these but #8. It isn't bad to argue in front of kids as long as you RESOLVE it in front of them too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What lie? The actual definition and goals of feminism?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

THANK YOU!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I def read this as 'special relations' and thought you meant it would mess up their kitty-sexy-time haha

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But they already have a resealable bag, soooo...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Malt-O-Meal cereal bags says otherwise.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clearly none of you are Malt-O-Meal fans.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damnnnn Daniel!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Especially then.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and it's good here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic :)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

And we are judging their lives and situation based on this one picture, so there's that.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a therapist, I disagree. They expressing their emotions in a constructive way. I would encourage a conversation about it though.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

With Alaska 20 drinks in before getting to the bar

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why yes, yes it is what I want. How did you know?! Must be my Secret Santa.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boyfriend: Why do you keep turning your computer upside-down?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the second time Beard Strokings has provided me with a very useful chart on Imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit I was just gonna write this and saw you beat me to it. It really is frustrating once you start noticing it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I always judge people who use inappropriately fast wiper speeds.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do people not see this 'black twitter' thing as racist?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Once I went to a party in college and met a horse logger. It was a fascinating evening.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0