MMEK

72 pts ยท March 9, 2015


I used to email these to my AP art history teacher and she asked me not to so then I just started including them in my papers. I got a D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bob the builder what are you doing????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take my fucking future husband to be's money right fucking now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love means nothing and it gets you nowhere. They'll call you a gem and then toss you away. That's the way it goes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corgis are gods among humans

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can I stop being a college student and just do this all day?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if that's not a paradox I don't know what is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you not up vote Red Pandas? Red Pandemonium is the best kind of Pandemonium

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll only know for sure if she bites off your finger in the middle of the night.

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You'll only know for sure if she bites off your finger in the middle of night

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if I needed encouragement

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKAS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Someone's tea is a little bitter. Oh wait we dumped that shit in the Boston Harbor, MERICA *insert eagle screech*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat might drive better than I do...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvote because I could see him doing this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Satan could draw.....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think a Viking funeral is in order

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All aboard the bus to hell mother fuckers

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote because I'm about to actually buy a Venus Flytrap just so I can do this

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Where's the problem? No baby no man child to babysit. I see no issue here

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Let them think so. Satan will burn them all in hell one day.... That's all we can hope for

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Then you get to remember that the idiots gonna inevitably reproduce and continue the cycle of fuckery

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The boy in the tree is actually just keeping guard of the marijuana field

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They see me rolling

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Can I generate my electricity with a cult of Corgis?

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+1 for changing the way I clean my glasses for the rest of my life

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It's probably because he's a shower not a grower. People can be so cruel....

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You haven't lived until you wake up to a fucking peacock screeching like a child being murdered at 4AM....

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Why do these books look as if they are in better condition than the ones being used in public high schools....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All I ask Satan is to not have to eat lunch in the bathroom stall for one day. One day, is that too much to ask?

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