MDtrites

103 pts · July 8, 2015


...my lovely. 'Oh-oh-eh-oh' I wanna know, 'oh-oh-eh-oh' —— When you see it..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Centaurs, man. They don't realize that it actually looks worse when they shave their legs.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Isn't it short for Maylene? Actually, nah you're right. Nobody is giving their kids a name like that nowadays. Mayonnaise is where it's at!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks! I can't stand animal deaths in movies. I just about through my phone when I watched John Wick!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone tell me what this is from so I can make sure I never ever have to see it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, this add is targeting mothers who slept with multiple men prior to their pregnancy? Nice

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

!5318008

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people just need more help than others. And that's ok. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people just need more help than others. And that's ok.2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, I'd like to say that the majority of us appreciate our healthcare system too much to abuse it.1/2

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

So, no stitches? I keep a kit of hydro peroxide, polysporin, and bandages in my house and car. It doesn't take a doctor to dress a wound. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's beer! I thought he was offering to apply some sunscreen, but then he just started guzzling it like a psychopath.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That may work... Or you could go with slam dunk name like MouseRat

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, that's all well and good, but where in the heck is Khaleesi?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fricking*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GET OUT But seriously, it's amazing!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True! And the bride doesn't look half bad either!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder why that sinkhole in Guatemala wasn't surrounded by barricades or caution tape. Must be a couple of tourists lost in there by now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a pretty damn good reason to have a Star Wars marathon! Educate him!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was about to thank you for counting so I wouldn't have to, but then I got paranoid and counted anyway. 21 it is good sir!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 and #4 look pretty damn suspicious as well

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't get to see the beginning.. Maybe he was disarmed first.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a text from a wrong number the other day. But since the sender was also Canadian, we both apologized and wished each other a good day.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Purrfect*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The white walkers have finally arrived. We're over Oberyn

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At the beginning, I thought all of those raindrops on the bottom were tiny specs of people running around on the front of the boat. Scary

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cat slowly closing the drawer in #5 always makes me chuckle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cracked egg on the stove top made me cringe. It's going to burn, dammit!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. That's good for the drive shaft.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0