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spinylump
Wtf? That chick is insane.
Sakoray
As a woman, I'm very disgusted by this girls behavior! I man has EVERY right to turn down sex without a 'valid reason' NO MEANS NO !
thefuzziestofbutts
Antugus
As a girl, this disgusts me to no end. No sane human thinks like this...
ThatVenezuelanLostINimgur
She is the female version of that "bro" that say girls refused their advances are lesbians.
SheiktheOgre
Mhm, this happened.
NotAgainRichard
I've had this happen to me.
ChaoticMarin
Oh yeah? You had this exact fake conversation happen to you? Written like a 13 year old's erotic fanfiction and all?
cwilson9996
And us guys are supposed to be ok with it when she is like "I don't feel like it". if the roles were reversed it "wouldn't be a problem lol"
WarKittyKat
The trouble is we as a society think that men should always be up for sex with any reasonably attractive female (1/2)
WarKittyKat
So if a guy doesn't want to have sex either the girl must be ugly or he must be gay. (2/2)
JudgeMentalCat
Toxic masculinity and oppressive gender roles, for you. They suck
alymac
Wow, I can't believe how perfectly that conversation went to make the point you were trying to make. Sorry, meant to say, "did ye, aye?"
Jabbergeist
Even had a part where he got to "modestly" say he was well hung.
PrinskippleSkipper
A wee bit less of yer shite, op.
tubbers06
Congrats on the not-rape!
ChaoticMarin
"Thanks!" - Memegenerator
Ragnarok1030
No one owes anyone sex.
ZimGenzko
Hookers do if they got paid in advance. Which would be terribly stupid to do but yeah
JudgeMentalCat
If you abuse the employees at a business, you get that service/good denied to you. Same with sex workers. They have a right to say no
JudgeMentalCat
If you're an ass and violate the terms of service/goods, then it can be taken from you. Denial of transaction
poopyButtJohnson
i don't believe most of the text message convos I see here
shadyproject
Out of all the things on the internet they never happened, this never happened the most.
VaginalViolator
Obviously never met a psycho chick
ChaoticMarin
Hahaha, women! Pass me a beer, brah!
cunninlinguist
maybe not the most, but definitely in th top 10 of things that in no way ever happened
Fortunado1972
Wow.... Just be glad you didn't accept the offer
nothinggoingforme
What a cunt
CoCoKunt
Daaaaamn. I'm female and this pissed me off so so so much. No DOES mean no and for all sexes, stank ass heifer.
phildabomb
Once convinced a female friend that guys sometimes turn down sex because their penis is shedding its skin, which makes us self-conscious
lookingforapurpose
I... would have believed that at one point considering women shed their uterus lining every month.
fangwulf
As a girl... is... is that a thing?
AIComments
Your friend now thinks you have eczema
Hendo4short
LMFAO
kamtaro
Omg my ex said that to me as a joke and my gullible ass believed him... Asked me y I didn't wanna give a bj n I was like "cuz ur shedding"
Pablotheshark
You are my hero. I'm going to tattoo your username on my dick. I love you so much
eroso
It will only be termporary - it has to shed eventually.
TheseGoToEleven
OH GOD I'M A SNAKE
TwoBallsOnePenis
Tooori
hahahah fuck that's good
Lysergian
That's why some guys call it "the lizard"
kamtaro
This was like a week after the initial joke, Lmao. He didn't even remember what he did; I had to remind him of what he said
Reesesemperor
You are a hero among the ranks of men.
DrZZoidberg
you legend
IamTurkeyQueen
ew. thats a horrible visual but an amazing story
Hyero
Imagine if like snakes, shedding made them grow. I could see it getting out of hand.
valeriesghost
we'd go extinct within a generation because women's vaginas worldwide would be destroyed.
Hyero
Artificial insemination is always a thing lol.
heysniz
Literally.
ImSorryFriend
I see what you did there.
Salpinus
Well, we sort of do. At least without mutilating dicks there'll be some under the foreskin if not recently washed :p
o11c
Seriously, stop hating on circumcision, it *really* annoys those of us who've had it with absolutely no ill effects.
Salpinus
Yet, many men suffer from it. It's not a thing that should be done on babies. Simple as that. As an adult - sure! Babies=bad
o11c
And I *do* understand that it's not *necessary* if you have proper hygiene. (though given how bad some people are at hygiene ...)
ThePoweroftheDarkSide
Pretty sure most of us don't give two shits so long as our dick still works if it's cut or not.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
Mine was broken. If it wasn't cut it would have ended up looking like a crazy straw.
WhimsicalCalamari
mfw reading your excuse http://imgur.com/KQMljxq
felikittyPGH
fgsfds
youngfairydust
haha i don't know why but i love your username :) i bet you're awesome.
ScoreQuest
Wtf, a Harald Schmidt pic on imgur?
dogwithoutabone
1/ No one will see his because I'm commenting late but fuck it. I wish I could up vote the fuck out of this. I've gotten into this debate
dogwithoutabone
With my gf a hundred times and it makes me feel insecure and upset when I don't want too after we eat or anything like that.
dogwithoutabone
Thumbs the fuck up man, you tell that salty piece of trim to keep it moving
K1191
Womens' go-to line when guys don't wanna fuck but they do: "It's like he's gay or something!" The world doesn't revolve around you, chill.
hiandseek
That sounds like something a gay folk would say.
rimehoarfrost
The double standard is strong with this girl...
ilovellamasmlemmlem
As a female, it disgusts me that any woman would act like this. We are not all like her! No means no, whether you are male or female!
hiandseek
Who da faq would think all women are like this?
Ericbaum
A-Fucking-Greed. Its a shame society thinks men can not be raped. That's PC culture for you...
Dingus2
As a guy it disgusts me that there are large groups of people that believe that all guys are like this and they're gaining political power.
ffilm
Well, he never actually said "no," he just didn't pick up on Her Royal Hiney's intentions.
JonathanHoag
Well, that's OK, because I'm fairly sure this was made up :)
ilovellamasmlemmlem
Even so, there are women out there like this!
ChaoticMarin
No, there aren't. There are entitled women, but this is an over the top lie made up for internet points.
SwarthyBastard
I agree - it seems a little manufactured.
theaceofthespade
This is probably made up, but I've seen women make the penis/gay comments about a guy not sleeping with them before.
JonathanHoag
Absolutely... Once I offered a ride home to this woman because she was shitty drunk. On the way she offered to sell me a blow job. 1/2
GaryGoesHam
Ill take things that never happened for 1000.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Bu-...bu-...it's clearly text messages!!! How do you fake that!!?!!
ImProcrastinating
I think the attitude that no man would turn down sex is why we women feel so insecure about getting turned down in the first place. :-(
Bennings
I think the disbelief stems from the unrealistic dialogue and the fact that pretty much all screenshotted texts are bullshit.
Muffinman41
Out way worse than this. Told my friend I was gay and got her friends to text me and prank call me. It was fucking horrible. So I assumed...
Muffinman41
Night and starts groping me, and to spare her feelings about her bad blow job and hide my ugly scab on my dick I said no. She freaked.......
VaginalViolator
Oh man you've never met a psycho chick? I'm 99% sure this happened. I've met far too many psycho chicks capable of this to suspect its a lie
ChaoticMarin
It reads like a 13 year old's erotic fanfiction. Poorly written and grossly unrealistic.
UnidentifiedFlyingObjects
Sometimes it concerns me what the majority of people on imgur will blindly accept as true lol
Muffinman41
A girl gave me a teethy blow job once and cut my dick. I had a scab and didn't tell her and wanted to let it heal. She is over the next.....
raidleadergutts
I'll take "It hasn't happened to me so it never happens" for 1000.
ChaoticMarin
How about "This is clearly written like someone's erotic fanfiction. Real people don't talk like this, abusive or not" for 2000?
Muffinman41
This was real just based on the psycho girls I've met. Like she wasn't even the worst one I've been with. Tons of girls are crazy like this
ChaoticMarin
This is to abusive women what a 13-year old's erotic fanfiction is to sex. That chip on your shoulder might be affecting your judgement.
Muffinman41
did you read all my comments? I dont have a grudge, Im saying this is more plausible than you think
ChaoticMarin
This story is poorly written and over-the-top. It's so fake it's insulting. The fact that you believe it shows you do have a grudge.
Muffinman41
I personally DONT believe it, you idiot. My first thought was it could be real because this shit DOES happen. You're not listening.
Xaquarie
I'll send a copy of "Dating after Y2K" right over so you can understand today's women. This goes right along with the pkaybook. Step by step
AlkeneThiol
No girl would freak out this much over sex with a virtual stranger. Most women can have sex with strangers pretty much at will.
vexxed14
Everything about the is pretty much false
posthuman001
This shit happens. Girls HATE being turned down.
posthuman001
Also your comment says more about you than you think.
AlkeneThiol
As does yours, if you're suggesting you're going to judge someone based on 140 characters on an image sharing website.
posthuman001
That's exactly what I'm doing. If you think "no girl" can act this way you are lucky because it means you've been sheltered from the crazy
AlkeneThiol
And you have no idea the kind of crazy I have dealt with. Thus, your judgment would have been completely off base.
AlkeneThiol
Not that it matters but I have turned down women for sex and got similar reactions in person, but never via text afterwards.
AlkeneThiol
People use hyperbole and absolutism in order to get points across when brevity is required. I apologize I was not more precise in my comment
AlkeneThiol
This comment went from +8 to -7. What a wild ride. You FP people are so sensitive I swear.
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
It doesn't matter whether it happened or not in this case. Hypothetical or factual, it conveys an important message.
ChaoticMarin
That doesn't excuse the fact that this is written like a 13-year old's erotic fanfiction. It's insulting.
XedtheRed
Why would people downvote this?
YouExpectedAUsernameButItWasMeDio
I don't get it either. Oh well, no use stressing over it.
AlkeneThiol
A very obvious message. But sometimes I forget Imgur has a lot of 14 year olds on it
iceinacup
I apologize on behalf of my gender who acts like this.
THERESNOMORECHOICES
Would have stopped responding after the first couple... Ain't nobody got time for crazy.
StupidStoopKid
Must have been some hairy ass legs to take 2 hours to shave them.
ThePlotTwistens
Ayyy lmao
QZel
read that as "hairy ass, legs..."
SultanAlzailai
Hahahaha yessssssss
Immortals4Centuries
Right? It take me less than 10 min. Of course, I have very fine hair so that probably helps but still . . .
imavoter
This was the comment I was looking for
omegafurfag
yuperdoodls
celestedrake
...legs do take a while. At least it does for me b/cause I only have the cheapo razers that dull quickly.
AggravatedWookie
Competitive swimmer here, we all(guys and gals alike) shave everything for our big meet. It. Takes. Ages. And I don't even have Wookie legs.
ThatOneSkinnyFatGuy
She sounds like she might have som extra neanderthal in her.
Plusheen
It's not just legs. Shaving the lady garden takes a long time, if you want to be sexytime ready and avoid giving your partner a rug burn.
LaHaut
+1 for lady garden
TheGlow
Bro, I saw a hot girl the other day on subway. Short tee, cutoff jeans, converse, nice, smooth legs... WHAT? chewbacca legs last 10 inches
LaHaut
She usually wears longer shorts / skirts
TheGlow
No, i mean from the top of the socks up to mid calf.
LaHaut
That's odd.
JantherCan
She was growing long socks. Total rip off to buy them in the store when you can grow your own. Especially if you got the Chewbacca edition.
MDtrites
Centaurs, man. They don't realize that it actually looks worse when they shave their legs.
chammycham
Takes me about 45-60 minutes, and I'm a bit short.
Twinklepot
Gorilla legs
ALittleHazey
Pretty sure she shaved more than her legs, considering she was prepping for sex "and what not"
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
still doesn't take 2 hours, but it was needed for the exaggeration of the set up. Although, it's fake, the message is real.
SaySomethingClever
Even still. 2 hours is excessive. Should take 15-20 minutes tops. Any longer and you havent shaved in a longgggg time.
Lucallia
Takes me a while cause I epilate, then exfoliate, then do another shave for dead skin. Mainly the shower for exfoliating takes long.
LlamaLlamaQuack
Fully "grooming" myself takes about 40mins. Unless she went to get her nails / hair done, idk WHY it would take over an hr ...
BurritoBlasterBoy
Ass legs are typically hairy
omegafurfag
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
SlickerThanNick
as a dude, it took me an entire day to shave my legs. wore out an electric shaver battery, dulled 2 hand held razor blades. shits tough yo
TheDudePlayingaDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
as a dude... why would you shave your legs?
SlickerThanNick
it was college. there was a drag show. i wanted to support a friend who had recently come out and acknowledged who he was.
forgetthisnoise
That's what we ladies refer to as the "oh shit it's spring"shave
DeusCaritasEst
Am a lady, can confirm.
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54444560.jpg
xuriV
Is that what makes you so slick?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
No, it's just that Nick is hopeless.
SlickerThanNick
I'm going to go with "yes"
Subconsciousness
Take a regular head shaver to them first and then use a face shaver if you want to get rid of all the hair. I use a straight razor.
Ihaveworkat5anditslike1rightnow
I went in the bathroom at 3 and came out at 8PM. It was one of the roughest days of my life
rachhieex
"No means no when I say it" what the fuck is wrong with people
MrMcCookieMuffin
Literally
bllondebrownie
*her
AvatarYangchen
i think we'd all be pretty disappointed by the amount of people that probably think this way
bllondebrownie
Very true
ninjagaidensigma
women*
Lucallia
I am really hoping this is fake but my faith in humanity tells me this is real. T-T
TragedyAtSummerhall
There are genuinely people out there who believe men can't get raped.
harmedgreen
Seriously. That is fucked up.
ninjagingeraffe06
Agreed, 100%.
ThisIsFrigglish
Pathologizing male sexuality while exalting -ANY- choice a woman makes. "I don't give a fuck what YOU want, I said stick it in me."
YamatoIouko
Guess which ideology which starts with an "F" I'm gonna blame for thiiiis...
Aldante92
"Fucking Idiots?"
YamatoIouko
Well, it's what I consider them, so sure?
Anticlere
I knew it, those damn fraticelli at it again
YamatoIouko
How esoteric.
Karsenlove
Sounds like HE didn't give a fuck, either. Huehuehueh.
TheseGoToEleven
Ayyyy lmao
BUFORDTinJUSTICE
Welcome to the world :)
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YamatoIouko
But I don't like to bottom.
HD2composer
Well in her case I think she would have taken that position, pun intended. On a serious note, I wonder how often this (1/2)
HD2composer
scenario happens and the guy just goes with it from the pressure and verbal bullying but deep down is suffering internally (2/2)
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thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
I'll say I've personally noticed a selection of women who are particularly poor at taking rejection in our society...
Ilikebuttporndontjudge
It's clearly a fake conversation
dokujaryu
You really think someone would do that
hooktail419
Just go on the internet and lie?
ripperm
Have you met the Internet?
DoctorIdentity
"Rape is only rape for women, got it" "Basically." -the more troubling exchange, IMO
ninjagingeraffe06
As a woman, agreed. The hypocrisy is shameful.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
fun fact....that is actually still the law in several first world countries.......and...American states
SillyyKittyy
This reminds me of a conversation I had with a guy. I refused to have sex with him and he couldn't believe I turned him down, he was pissed.
PaigeTurner777
Go figure, people don't like being rejected.
DoctorGoldfish
Yeah, but you don't have to be a rapey psycho-cunt about it.
IvnWng
"DID YOU HAVE A SMALL VAGINA??? GIVE ME REAL REASONS!!!"
SillyyKittyy
I like how this is past tense. Like from the time I denied him until now my vagina got blown out.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
That username tho
DaDisser
Because guys just pressure girls and they give in and then they move to another one, and when that one says no they get upset. Ex, my 1/2
DaDisser
with him." I wanted to slap the literal shit out of her for being so dumb. Like, i'll body him for you, just tell the skinny beta off.
songbirdsweetandsourjane
I lost count of how many times this has happened to me
DaDisser
good female friend i like to go shopping with said on Saturday "Well i knew he wasn't going to leave me alone until i did sexual stuff 2/3
spiderwithasushihead
I had sex with an asshole of a guy once because I was afraid he was going to rape me. I wish I hadn't.
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
I assume every girl doesn't want to have sex with me
silvirus
I just assume that no one wants to have sex with me. Haven't been wrong so far!
IvnWng
I'll have sex with you, as long as you don't mind my dick ;)
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
that sounds nuts
ThaEnder
You know what they say about those who assume...Sometimes they're god damn right! =’(
SillyyKittyy
Always assume they don't want your dick until they ask for it.
TysoniusMaximusThePatronSaintofOffBrandBreakfastCereals
that is exactly how I think unless the girl literally says she wants my ding dang doodle
SillyyKittyy
*diddly
walkintotheclublikeLEEEEEEEEEEEEROY
I feel like every woman (not assuming you are one tho) has had this convo with a guy, but only rarely does a guy have it with a girl.
horsemanplayingtrumpet
I've never had this conversation with a guy but i fucking know that everyone can be raped.
SillyyKittyy
I've also had this same conversation with a girl. It happens more often than you think.
SuckItBlue
Yup.
koopaya
Same. In my case I think I hurt her ego more than anything and she wouldn't stop texting me.
SillyyKittyy
Yeah, this chick thought I didn't find her attractive (she was gorgeous) but I didn't really want to join a threesome.
zombiebiologist
But it happens, and it's just as horrifying. She's not insecure, she's just a fucking psychopath, just like every guy that's done the same.
raidleadergutts
down to fuck makes it nigh impossible to make them understand that we just don't want to have sex because we simply aren't in the mood. 2
raidleadergutts
Yeah, I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that "rarely" part. Women are as entitled as men are, and the bullshit that men must always be 1
cleavergrill
It took her two hours to shave her legs and lady bits? How? Why?
mssenpaiuvu
The bitch was growing the black forest in her bits since nobody wanted to stick their dick in crazy, girls don't want to explore her.
OneAngryAssCanadian
What's most likely is that the guy that generated this fake convo has no flippin idea how womanly shaving works.
VaginalViolator
probably exaggerating to make him feel even more guilty.
elppapple
Coming from someone with big ol' thighs, it can take some serious maneuvering to reach what you need, and you can't rush. Razorburn = misery
TheSassyUnicorn
It. .. takes a while. ..
cleavergrill
It has never taken me that long...
meadowgreene
It never takes me that long.
Kehy
Nope, do it in the shower. 15 minutes if the shower is hot/cool and I'm tired/overheating/wanting to spend more time in the shower
TheSassyUnicorn
When you have very sensitive skin and can only use electric razors, it takes a very long time...
Jellyo00oBeans
Either this is made up, or that guy dodged a bullet.
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TragedyAtSummerhall
Lmao are you seriously attributing this to MRAs?
mighteee
I had a fwb in college that acted like this once. She was no longer my friend, with or without benefits. She actually came over that 1/2
mighteee
night after our conversation to 'take' what she thought she deserved. I had a hell of a time convincing her I just didn't want to bang.
tanadarko
I assume 98% of these kinds of interactions are just lies. Not that this situation doesn't happen, just this text exchange is fake
gregur
I was suspicious of the punctuation.
theREALgabriel
I'm leaning towards the former.
ImDarkerThanYou
This has genuinely happened to me, but in the moment, not by text. The girl got really angry (and didnt accuse me of being gay or...
ImDarkerThanYou
Having a small penis. But I mentioned to her that I have a right not to have sex with her and she treated it like I was trying to make...
ImDarkerThanYou
Some kind of satire on the concept of "no means no". But I wasn't. I was just saying no and it got to the point where i had to say...
ImDarkerThanYou
"I don't know when this becomes sexual assault, i owe you nothing". Luckily I wasn't molested in my sleep afterwards haha!
DoctorJungyBrongen
I saw it on r/cringepics the other day. It had the tag (possibly made up) which, in internet speak, means it's totally made up.
graou13
There is no proof of either way so it's both at the same time until observed irl.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
So... Schrodingers text convo?
Stupidpeoplearestpid
Even if this particular one is made up I know shit like this has happened before, some women are under the impression men wanna fuck 24/7
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
*Napalm
HermeneuticalQuandary
This is made up. Probably written because the author felt powerless. Basically says "I have a big dick and IM the one that turns down sex"
flamingflamingo
Yeah it definitely feels manufactured.
hiandseek
Well... gay men do tend to have larger penises on average. Perhaps he just wasn't into her silent hints and shaved skin.
PaprikaSix
[citation needed]
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Not sure I buy that. I'm going to have sex with a large sample of both gay and straight men to confirm.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
it's made up by 2 men. The proof is that no chick, crazy or not, would blurt out about prepping for sex and how long it took.
Tzazi
That's kind of a sexist thought too, it isn't that unreal to think of all the humans in this planet that this situation hasn't happened.
ChaoticMarin
That doesn't excuse the fact that this conversation reads like a 13-year old's erotic fanfiction. Poorly written and grossly unrealistic.
DontYouDareSayThat
Probably just a man and an app, but you've got a good point there.
Frogfox
Especially a women that insecure.
Frogfox
Woman*
nick56
So made up. And once you realise it's made up, it's pretty cringey to imagine someone sitting down to create this
flamingflamingo
Cringey AND more believable.
no1uknow
scripted bullshit. anyone can create a text conversation that never actually happened.
Placeboy
The sad thing is it went so viral I saw it on FB first. The circle jerk is strong with this one.
PeteTusk
I believe it. Basically the same kind of reaction has happened to me, though not in text format.
ThingofNouns
Something similar happened to a buddy of mine, but after he pointed out the double standards she was using, she got super embarrassed.
flamingflamingo
Yeah the tell here is that she is consistently hypocritical. Real people would either back pedal or apologize.
Flyndaran
I know. As if sexist women exist anywhere on earth. So obviously fake.
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
I don't hang out with women like this so I guess it could be real, but it feels scripted to me not what she says but the layout feels fake.
nick56
I'm not saying it's unbelievable. The issues it raises are valid. But this is still someone attacking a perfect strawman, which is cringe
ItsJustTheInternet
This is why men need feminism.
tanadarko
So they don't feel the need to make up text exchanges and "screen shot" them for the internet?
coolbeanslooseit
I think is more, "we need more people who actually have a shred of basic common sense"
Nemrith
I'll take basic human decency for 200.
BenDhamp
No one needs a hate movement named feminism. People need common sense and actual fairness. Feminism does not deliver on either front.
runofthemillusername
Men need feminism like a fish needs a hook
cunninlinguist
Trying to push equality branded "feminism" is never gonna work, it is just too inherently illogical
JAFIOI
No, we don't.
TheeKingsWit
Exactly.
Starkiller02
Yes
Chrontius
Wave 1-3 feminists would blanch at this bullshit. Only wave 4 ("tumblr") feminists wouldn't stand with this dude.
AMartianPotato
Bullshit, EVEN idiot tumblerina feminists believe that everyone has a right to turn down sex.
cuckercarlson
"This person got hit by a car! This is why we need airbags!"
LeCacty
How about we fuck off with the labels mmmmmmkay?
Digitt
Ikr? Hate when I get labeled things like "sexual predator"
TheEllimist54
I can't tell if your joking,
HavelTh3Rock
Are you joking? (I'm not devaluing your comment, I'm just asking, can't tell)
ILOVECORGIIIES
Absolutely. Feminism is for everyone.
krapmyself
Feminism is equal opportunity, not flat equality. Equality is a pipe dream because there will always be someone better and worse than you.
hnk416
I hate that the word has been stolen by the same type of crazies that give feminism a bad name, but Egalitarianism is a better term, imo
ItsJustTheInternet
Sure. I'm all for a world that doesn't need feminism or meninism or whatever other special groups. We do. 4th wave should educate not hate.
ItsJustTheInternet
Unfortunately Egalitarianism is too far ahead of our time being that 3rd wave feminism isn't fully accomplished and 4th wave is kinda bunk.
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
Machnism
asimovfanatic
I'm sorry. I don't feel a movement that counts people like Andrea Dworkin, Valerie Solanas, etc. in their numbers are really about equality.
AMartianPotato
You understand that feminism isn't a club right? They don't get to choose their members. Feminism is everyone who calls themselves one 1/2
AMartianPotato
Feminists don't choose their members. You're a feminist if you say you are. That's like dismissing vegetarianism because Hitler was one.
asimovfanatic
Feminism was responsible for some great things for women, but it has also come up with things as unequal as the Duluth Model.
asimovfanatic
Neither do MRAs but they are lambasted for the views of some members. Dworkin, however, did have a following among sections of feminism.
AMartianPotato
Gee. It's almost like every movement has its radicals and who we shouldn't judge the whole group by...
atairov
It's about 50/50 they agree or they say denying sex is a form of control and oppression.
EvaUnit3
Humanism. Same thing but less stigma and no crazy mysandrists mixed in
TheEllimist54
2/2 feminism may be a little extreme, but their intentions seem good.
EvaUnit3
Modern feminism is still as sane as ever... their message just gets muddled by misandry
TheEllimist54
That's not what humanism is really about. Humanism covers more subjects, but equality among sexes is a specific thing. Though modern 1/2
GnomeDeGuerre
Gender and genderrights will always attract a lot of "crazy". As a subject it seems to attract a lot of..... Well, you name it.
ItsJustTheInternet
I'm a Humanist. Feminism though exists in a different context than Humanism. Feminism is to change how it is. Humanism is how to live.
NightmareCircus
I hate modern Feminism. I want true equality. Not venegence for men being in charge for so long. No sex or gender is superior. Quite simple.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
That's not "modern feminism". As if extremism didn't exist in previous generations. This is just the first to have Internet.
ionfuckwitchu
What the fuck are you two on about?
EvaUnit3
Feminism vs. Humanism. Two political standpoint and social action standpoints. Nearly identical but fundamentally different
JapaneseStudentTadashii
There's crazy in every group. And the Internet with magnify it and blow it out of proportion no matter how small it is
Coyote8
I think the term is egalitarianism
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Meninism. Don't forget we need our own term or else we're contaminating a female movement. /s
Galaktia
neither, equality, and equalism, why have a movement devoted to one gender searching for equality, that in and of itself is unequal
mastamage
Just roll with it and if you dont do it with a feminist, they go extinct
WillZMacht
Still isn't a thing. Do you understand the concept of a parody?
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Yes. /s is denoting sarcasm
Arlok
what a shame the retards that downvoted your comment don't understand that
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
It's just upvotes. Can't care less.
moredhel83
*penism
TateOrtena
To all the people replying with "no", feminism would mean equality, aka no side owes sex to the other side. No double standards.
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MockingDude
You're right. You're completely correct. Feminism isn't some overarching force of good that strives to improve society in every aspect.
Salpinus
Have you seen the dictionary's definition of feminism? Feminism is not synonymour with equality. I think you mean humanism
o11c
Dictionary says "equalism by means of removing restrictions on women".
eroso
1) Feminism does mean equality when it comes to gender. 2) 140 characters max. 3) we all know what TateOrtena ment, don't we?
Salpinus
Yet it says the advocacy of women's rights. Not advocacy of equality for all
eroso
Depends if you talk about the movement or the actual term. Term itself is just about gender-equality
TheEllimist54
Humanism is a different thing, egalitarianism may be your word. Still if feminists want to redefine feminism to do something positive, letem
Salpinus
2) it being something positive for both, but it's still the advocacy of womens rights to equal that of mens. Word cleaving, sure, but I've
Salpinus
3) always been pro equality, but somewhat negative to feminism. The ones in Norway that claim they're it never speaks out for anyone else :(
Salpinus
*That's of course not entirely true - it's just what cases people will fight hard(-er) and scream loud(-er) for.
Salpinus
Bugger. I wrote egalitarianism first, but thought you could only be agalitarian (without the ism. ) Oh well. Yes, modern feminsts insist on
Salpinus
OH OH!!! Can we call the ones that are more "equality-for-all" Neo-Feminists? (If that's not "taken" already)?! :D
TheEllimist54
Maybe, but what they want to define themselves is up to them.
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GTimgur
Thaaaank you
leprekon89
Just like women don't owe men sex, men don't owe women sex. Period. No exceptions.
MTurman15
It just so happens men usually are more often up for send than women
SmertNSpecial
Huh? Men and women are human beings? What?
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
shush yo crazy talk
plasmarob
Hahahahahaha period. (dunno if being married made it funnier)
RexGraecorum
Period.
Hesperus718
You mean sexpectations…?
YamatoIouko
It's almost like the "entitled to sex" attitude is non-gendered issue.
RunAlongNothingToSeeHere
"Period"? *grins widely*
skyphantom
A kiss is not a contract
Bobwithglasses
Heh period.
reux
Do women owe women sex? I'm so confused now!
egaPtnorF
He he you said period
randomCatholicguy
has various qualifications to it, but, yeah, fun tidbit I guess. 2/2
Nemrith
Amen.
mrducker
Sometimes appetites don't match, in my relationship my SO is kind enough to "provide" even when she's not into it. No persuasion required.
dagggg
This girl is exactly like one of my exes. Crazy part is that she told me she was a rape victim, yet she pulled this exact shit on me.
Dumpstermouth
sorry accidental "!"
Dumpstermouth
Might be because of the way it happened to them they feel that they are now exempt?!
dagggg
Never thought of it that way. She was actually a smart woman, but laden with deep-seeded psychological issues worse than my own.
ialreadyfappedtothat
I'm so glad you're here to tell us this.
TinyHats
If you assume he wants tea but tells you he doesn't want tea, don't give him tea.
Argonoch
Ah go on go on go on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N20wHvMPTGs
HD2composer
#JustBritishThings
Wickedspikes
Unless you live in China.
RedneckoftheYear
Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Reference game on point
DoctorGoldfish
I fucking LOVED that video. http://youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8
joesis
Thanks for sharing. Doing God's work.
DoctorGoldfish
I had to. I feel as though it must be shared with all.
Onzid
But I do owe women sex. It would be a crime against humanity to withhold my awesome sexual powers from them.
KingChadawg
No Exsexions
bobidly
Period.
bobidly
Hehe
MoooCow
Hehehehehehehehheheh
hiandseek
Sure but you can't hold someone sexually hostage by withholding sex if you're in an exclusive committed relationship. That's just as shitty.
runofthemillusername
But put it in a try-catch block, just in case
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
My girlfriend has gotten mad at me before over this (not nearly as bad), but I'll be damned if I tell her I masturbated 3 times that day.
ClassyNameHere
4 X
Butane9000
Just took one for the team and rubbed it out. Good man.
Dipstick58
I'm glad my fiancé isn't on imgur. Have an Up Vote.
bernlack
What a champ!
JM1911A1
I've gotten grouchy at my bf for not feeling it when I've put the effort in (ie: shaving etc), but usually it's cause of that!
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
I apologize for him because we're dumb sometimes.
JM1911A1
I get it; cause that's going to use up the ammo for some time and sometimes you've got to shoot anything, but damn. Not before a date dude!
raidleadergutts
Or, you know, we simply aren't in the mood.
nyaore
As a woman, that's fucked up. :/ Your body is your own, if you want to crank one out that's your business. Same if you aren't in the mood.
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
Yeah, and it's easier to lie than say our sex life is shit and dive into that shitstorm.
Ruudeboy
You're a hero you are.
mandie555
When I'm not really in the mood and the bf is, I enjoy giving him the good ol' BJ.
Accidentallythewholething
DwayneJohnsonClapping.gif you da real mvp
Onzid
I've seen/hear women say this before. I kinda don't get it. Isn't giving oral more work than just laying back and letting him do his thing?
ZugZugAlright
That's actually mighty nice of ya. You're a keeper cause alot of ladies just shut it all down if they aren't in the mood.
Dumpstermouth
Yeah my girlfriend does this a lot, it's annoying at times but if she isn't in the mood she isn't :p No big deal.
mandie555
To me it would be the same feeling if you were really hungry and your fridge refused to open. It's a balance of giving in a relationship
AreThoseMyPants
I... kinda like that anecdote. So, how does ordering in some pizza fit into this?
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
amen for my girl if I'm not in the mood I'll go down on her and she returns her the favor with a bj when she isn't...tis a good relationship
Conflict
Wish my Ex felt that way....
neonpilgrim
I see a few loopholes here.
neonpilgrim
Men owe men sex, women owe women sex. Also... What about contractual obligations? Those are binding.
iBrowseUserSubWithSoundOn
I agree. Especially period sex. Just like you said.
HamRoll
That's what the shower is for
LiteralGirl
Shower sex is the worst :( no room to move around, one of you is cold, and hard water makes things grippy and not slidey :(
HamRoll
It's not about moving around, gotta get real close so both are under the shower. If you gotta lube it up, that's all G
PatMcCoch
A true warrior doesn't fear blood on his sword
devotchka13
Spoken like a true Viking.
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
But it's icky......... *whine*
mandie555
As a female hormones surge during periods and it feels 4x as good having sex while having Satan's tears flow. Guys are the true troopers tho
strugglesnuggler
But warn them first! Waking up after losing your v-card, no girl + blood everywhere. Thinking you penised someone to death is not fun!
devotchka13
Oh! You poor lamb.
ZugZugAlright
Username checks out. +1. Also for penised
PatMcCoch
Damn, there's def a story there
strugglesnuggler
I got really worried and overestimated the size of my sword, until I met her two days later. Then we became fuck buddies. First month of uni
candystripeacancerward
You know your comment got special mention in the Daily Mail haha!
leprekon89
Link?
candystripeacancerward
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3553343/Man-sent-abusive-texts-REFUSING-sleep-woman-date.html Bottom of article:)
leprekon89
Thanks, mate.
PSIhateyou
"Are you fucking gay or something?"
leprekon89
Bitch, I might be.
Nemrith
Bitch. For you I might be.
PSIhateyou
If y'all don't stop, I'm gonna fuck all you guys in the ass.
leprekon89
Don't threaten me with a good time,
YamatoIouko
Not if I fuck yours first. ;)
Kronzor
But what about if the woman took 2 hours to get ready, shaved their legs and shit? What then?
leprekon89
That sounds like her problem.
sanguis4k
if you spend 2 hours preparing your bait and tackle when you go fishing are you owed a fish just for trying? same situation really
degenerator
Is this how to get women? And "bait and tackle" refers to your...equipment?
suntzupup
the bait is the left half and the tackle is the third bottom right of the penis. what am i doing? this is basic sex-ed. read a book!
degenerator
Sorry, O Great Fisherman, for I am just a Master Baiter.
Iwillhaveoneofeverything
It's ridiculous. It's like saying a guy paid for the dinner date and expects sex in end.
degenerator
Exactly. I love this logic from her. And if a guy said, "I took you to dinner, bought tix for a show, blah blah," he would be a roasted pig.
zscope
Oh well if she's willing to put in 2 hours of her time to have the guy pay for everything than he clearly owes her something more
zscope
Then*
ichai
Well, unless prostitution is involved.
leprekon89
Not even then. No exceptions.
ichai
No, technically if one purchases the services of a prostitute, the prostitute does 'owe' them sex. I'm not saying it's moral or ethical(1/2)
ichai
And I'm also not saying it's immoral for the prostitute to renege on the debt. Merely stating that, per the agreement, sex is owed. (2/2)
BabyMamaMina
I've had to have the conversation with my husband that if he doesn't want to it's ok. I'll be disappointed, but he doesn't "have to".
leprekon89
I've had this same conversation with my fiance.
Jhollie
I definitely don't want him to feel it's an obligation, where's the fun in that? (2)
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
As a guy, it can feel like a double standard at times. Luckily, my girlfriend is a sane and reasonable woman, so it's not too bad.
ZugZugAlright
Definitely sounds like a keeper! It kind of boils down to entitlement, for both men and women, it just seems more displayed in men.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
or perhaps just brought up more
Jhollie
I felt bad the first time it happened because it was very out of character, and thought it was me :/ hubs has since proven it wasn't (1)
randomCatholicguy
Unless they're married Christians, in which case they do owe each other. It's sometimes called the "marriage debt." Obviously, that 1/?
leprekon89
Did you read my last sentence? No exceptions means no exceptions.
randomCatholicguy
You're free too say that. I'm clarifying a case in which there is an exception: the couple enters into a relationship in which a key 1/?
randomCatholicguy
component is that right. Whether or not you agree, that's the traditional teaching on Christian marriage. 2/2
freyjaboo
No. That is not a traditional teaching. Not unless your a shit brain Catholic or a straight up asshole.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Not exactly, no. And, you might wanna look up 'marital rape'.
randomCatholicguy
Yes, it is. I'm aware of marital rape. I said that there were obvious qualifications to me statement, but Imgur appear to be too lazy or 1/?
randomCatholicguy
ignorant to ask or research before downvoting. 2/2
freyjaboo
Look more of your stupid Catholic bullshit.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Though I disagree, I don't see why you're being downvoted except for lack of clarity. Traditionally, you're right; marriage was/is 1/2
randomCatholicguy
The lack of clarity was because it would require more explanation than Imgur's comments are set up for and because Imgur doesn't want to 1/?
randomCatholicguy
hear it. But, yeah, I know it's right. Regardless of whether or not Imgurians think it's a good thing, that's what a couple agrees to in 2/?
randomCatholicguy
Christian marriage. We're are "peace, diversity, and tolerance" until it comes to traditional/orthodox Christianity. 3/3
freyjaboo
No it is not. You are wrong. 200% wrong. So wrong that you should be hit for it.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
2/2 considered a martyrdom to the spouse, and you're supposed to be available when they want it.
freyjaboo
4/5 in with the trash of this godawful 'church'. The Catholic 'church' has only ever been about power and money and selfish interest all
freyjaboo
2/? Were Catholic ones because they controlled the people and the kings and the money and the very Bible itself.
freyjaboo
See this is why people hate Christianity. For thousands of years the only 'church' with a voice 1/?
freyjaboo
3/? All it did was lie and cheat and steal and murder. And now non - Catholics who aren't assholes are lumped
freyjaboo
Martyrdom? What the actual shit kind of nonsense is this? Lol. Dumbass.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
In the Orthodox tradition, you wear a crown in the marriage ceremony. This symbolizes martyrdom of one's self to one's spouse.
freyjaboo
Orthodoxy is a whole other weird can of worms. Closer to original I'd say. More Eastern. But with weird thrown in.
freyjaboo
5/5 while dragging the name of God through the mud. It's sick.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
I never said I agreed with any of this tradition, by the way, I just said it was the tradition.