MDeezy

12934 pts ยท March 22, 2013


Hi, I'm Deezy, but you can just call me The Big D.

remaining dried polish/water mix. source: I

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

while your finger is in the cup you blow on the top of the polish/water mixture to make it try and then you get a q-tip and swirl the 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was the armoire in my high school musical of Beauty and the Beast and it was a lot of pvc pipes and foam. 2/10 would not recommend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not tall, but I love me some short guys. I had the biggest crush on a guy who is 5'2"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

White people having fun, global domination over everyone

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're half way there Michael.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks 8/10

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If they did it here I might go, but a 500 dollar plane ticket there and back aint worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I used to rate guy butts as they were walking the halls during lunch. Woops.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My dad went to Colorado a couple months ago and actually brought home pot. Best souvenir ever.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

When my dad sings the song he sings "woof woof woof woof" instead of "who who who who"

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

She was my first lesbo crush in Skins.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

he's a sales manager for a veggie burger place. buncha liberal hippies!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When my brother got his new job he was more excited over the fact he could wear flip flops to work more than the 30k raise.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

hot damn am I glad I scrolled down today. I bare witness to this sick burn.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also people who are nervous about public speaking because it looks unprofessional.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

it's safe to assume that since this is a post about girls wearing make-up that babysittingdingo would be commenting about the same gender.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hey I have good news! Marty is back!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you go there too? We are in mourning tonight.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

me too. "what the fuck are they making with chocolate burger potatoes?"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understand, but that doesn't matter.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 8

I zoomed in and one nail has a little black dirt under it and the others have chip crumbs/grease. People are making nachos out of corn chips

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

because he has the face of an infant, but has a full set of teeth.

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

My grandma had a stroke and someone stole her purse and wedding ring from her hospital bed. I'm still fucking upset 3 years later.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Just what we need - Moore deaths.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

well said.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fucking pussy juju

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a mirror and I was trying to figure out how the fuck a cat used a camera. The majority of them don't even have thumbs!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

because it IS okay to steal it!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this wasn't a horrible idea.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4