LowKeyTroll

56522 pts · August 20, 2011


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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proof of Life

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That comment has served a full Senate term

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can stop researching a cure for cancer. My legacy in history has been cemented.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It seems less authentic with the white girl dressed as Chun Li and the Asian dressed as Cammy White.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't those stories usually end with people abandoning them or killing them?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dreaming of fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, barbecued shrimp...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFF EEEEEE FFFF EE F E F E F

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or as the courts like to call it "38% partial permanent disability."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Taint your bike!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The trampoline looks fun, too, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teamwork!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We are watching you! The next time you sit here to smoke cigarettes, you will be greeted by your life and health insurance agent."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I'm glad no one said "the rumble of the red rocket thrusters."

8 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 7

I wonder if saying "Asking for a friend," even when you aren't, could trick yourself into doing the thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the Scoish Maloish?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else make dog-barfing sounds?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The title implies some sort of Fatal Attraction level crush going on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I could get someone, somewhere to get a tattoo of that last frame for $20

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wrong! Giant shoe!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess technically human trafficking, but... ROI, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

This will never not fail to make me unsad.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Animals make smell bad? Animals make have sex outdoors?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that's ANSA.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No joke! Kids can ruin anything, even perfectly good duck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All dis if light touch mine, yea?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If by whisky...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0