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Jul 24, 2017 1:57 PM
donnydruid5
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8199tone
What...are those?
Bollramm
If I lived in a place like that I'd have 2-5 pet dingos.
kcrobble
DogsAreHappiness
Instantly heard Woody saying "there's a snake in my boot".
skilledmechanic
JeffJuice
I'll take "things I take for granted" for $200 Alex.
UndeadGopher
runn3rBeast
ohscrewit
That's a baby. Just as much venom as an adult
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
But without the ability to control how much it injects.
richardson1701
That's a micro-nope, alright. Capable of nope'ing a grown elephant to nuh-uh-ville.
ExplainThisJoke
This is why I keep a small mongoose in all my shoes
2short2tripIclimb0vershit
key chain mongoose
thatbeardedswede
Why would you ever live where this is happening?
LilEdd
I was expecting a massive spider to pop out
HoovesZimmer
If you move, I sss-trike, if you don't move I sss-trike! Either way, the boy dies.
GoldenFloor8
"SHIT, WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! CHEEZE IT JACK!!!"
AllRiseForJudgeMental
35+ years in Florida... I never put my shoes on without stomping on them first.
XPhoenix
There's a Pokemon in your shoe.
TheLunaDiviner
So damn glad I was born into a part of the world where this is not a necessary practice (with the exception of camping but that's a choice)
RonaldMcDonaldsShoes
I'm like 20% relevant here.... but I'll take it
icameheretostealmemes
And that is why potatoes are brown yes I have no clue either
Imgoingbacktobednow
India? India.
nounthennumbers
Well I'm never wearing shoes again
inshadowz
Snekinshoo
SpitefulRed
bombasticsnoozer
Is that grace helbigs dog?
CalmyKingBee
Is his bark worse than his bite?
SpitefulRed
Yesss... because it hassss no teeeeathss
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Is he still good?
NotAMeatPopsicle
He's as confused as we are, and ignorance is bliss. So does it really matter?
YacoXocaY
"There's an angry rope in my boot"
eyeLied
My mom always called my penis an angry rope.
cuntgrenade
A nope rope?
AgentSmithPS4
Damn hoodlums!
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Ur my unique and interesting underling with authority .
MMPRMastodon
ders uh snerk een mer brrrt
Digitaldude427
A danger noodle?
YacoXocaY
An achtung wurst
IsItWorthReading
I live in Massachusetts, should I be checking for venomous nope ropes in my shoes too
VladamirPoutiiine
MA guy here mostly just spiders after long periods of not wearing a pair of shoes. Yet to come across a danger noodle will keep you informed
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
No, you should be fine. Spiders maybe, but even that is pretty rare in New England. And don't leave your shoes outside
PeopleDoNotThink
Only two venomous snakes in Mass. They're both rare there. So, you should be ok unless you leave your shoes in the woods?
wangtangle
Oh no
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
We used to have to check for scorpions. But then I went back to school and got a decent job. Now Im so rich, I just put my foot right in.
UndulatingTerrain
Because you want to die?
dopplebang3r
I live in Scotland, nowt but other Scotsmen will kill me in the morning. Don't have to check ma boots.
SilasWing
Wow. It's real. You all do write phonetically.
dopplebang3r
Not really, it just seems Popular at the moment so I'm farming some extra updoots with it.
SilasWing
You cheeky bastard carry on then.