1133 pts ยท March 12, 2014
Oh, is that it?
Love me some big-ass labia.
I am whelmed.
*Neighed
He is The One.
My grandma had our pit of twelve years put down while I was at work; she called me while at the vets. Many tears were shed.
Blood, sweat, and tears.
Looks like I'm moving to Minnesota.
Is that a maltesers?
Why is this not a Pokemon?
Brb, gonna go have some kids.
This is sofa king helpful.
Eat a dick.
I did a landscaping job for an older dude named Jason Voorhees. He didn't know why I kept peering at him over my shoulder.
More Truer Crimes
Maybe don't take it to a dog park then.
Isn't this the original ending to Pretty Woman?
A legend
+1 for Wedding Crashers
*Furniture Engineer
Or the comic relief?
I always upvoted BL references. +1
Damn, you salty.
So when is your sitcom coming out?
A Jakobs will take your mouth right out of your mouth.
Do you want dick puns? 'Cause this is how you get dick puns.
+1 for The Wedding Singer.
"Hey, you wanna come over, get naked and chill?"
My cousin's initials are XTC (ecstasy). This was done on purpose.
Oh, is that it?
Love me some big-ass labia.
I am whelmed.
*Neighed
He is The One.
My grandma had our pit of twelve years put down while I was at work; she called me while at the vets. Many tears were shed.
Blood, sweat, and tears.
Looks like I'm moving to Minnesota.
Is that a maltesers?
Why is this not a Pokemon?
Brb, gonna go have some kids.
This is sofa king helpful.
Eat a dick.
I did a landscaping job for an older dude named Jason Voorhees. He didn't know why I kept peering at him over my shoulder.
More Truer Crimes
Maybe don't take it to a dog park then.
Isn't this the original ending to Pretty Woman?
A legend
+1 for Wedding Crashers
*Furniture Engineer
Or the comic relief?
I always upvoted BL references. +1
Damn, you salty.
So when is your sitcom coming out?
A Jakobs will take your mouth right out of your mouth.
Do you want dick puns? 'Cause this is how you get dick puns.
+1 for The Wedding Singer.
"Hey, you wanna come over, get naked and chill?"
My cousin's initials are XTC (ecstasy). This was done on purpose.